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I just remembered while starting up Zombie Master, my 5th grade teacher would send me down to the basement to polish rocks after lunch...

I can't remember why, it's really ****ed up
 
THE FACT THAT I SPENT THE 5TH GRADE IN A BASEMENT CLEANING ROCKS

I'm gonna ask my parents if they knew about this
 
I think it was some type of display set up in my school for the kids to look at, and for some reason they needed large quantities of polished rocks that I was chosen to do
 
Just remembered another thing, there was 4 boxes, 1 full of rocks, then 3 boxes I would divide them into by size
 
Did they lock you in there and feed you fish eyes?
 
Dalamari said:
I just remembered while starting up Zombie Master, my 5th grade teacher would send me down to the basement to polish rocks after lunch...

I can't remember why, it's really ****ed up
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This is the reason I love halflife2.net
 
This either actually happened, or it's covering up a horrible rape experience
 
Do we need to form a HL2.net lynch mob? :O

Someone track down his address on therapistfinder.com
 
I think I remember how it happened, at conferences my parents told my teacher I was really into rocks (I was at the time, had a collection) so she stored that info, and when these dudes came to our school with various rocks and fossils, she got me in there to help them polish the rocks

But another part of me just remembers her one day sending me down there for no reason to polish rocks

Not sure which is right
 
I raped you when you went down there. It was the most fun I had, had in years.
 
I both don't understand this thread, and am deeply frightened by it. I cannot explain why... :|
 
TCfromBN said:
Ok, ok... I confess....









It was Willie.
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Sounds like child slave labor. And she would have gotten away with it...
 
I haven't had a hot teacher for like, 2 years. And she wouldn't have made me polish rocks.

Poland rocks.
 
How could you not remember this? 5th Grade is around 10 years old which I can remember clearly.
 
As the great bill bailey once said "this is wierd"
 
I hate the random memories that you have. Like the one of my moms friends daughter, we were under the deck *ick* and it was my first experience with fingering a girl

Granted hse was 6 and I was 8, that's besides the point. I even had my excuses down pat, "Everybody does it, even adults!"
 
Keep rubbing the rocks lol. Rub harder dammit! :|
 
CyberPitz said:
I hate the random memories that you have. Like the one of my moms friends daughter, we were under the deck *ick* and it was my first experience with fingering a girl

Granted hse was 6 and I was 8, that's besides the point. I even had my excuses down pat, "Everybody does it, even adults!"
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Did not need to know that. Really.
 
CyberPitz said:
I hate the random memories that you have. Like the one of my moms friends daughter, we were under the deck *ick* and it was my first experience with fingering a girl

Granted hse was 6 and I was 8, that's besides the point. I even had my excuses down pat, "Everybody does it, even adults!"
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wait...

what? :O
 
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