Holy shit

[Dalamari]

Atleast you didn't have to polish rocks for an hour a day, you got some finger in the pinker

 

[BeenJumpin]

I hate the random memories that you have. Like the one of my moms friends daughter, we were under the deck *ick* and it was my first experience with fingering a girl

Granted hse was 6 and I was 8, that's besides the point. I even had my excuses down pat, "Everybody does it, even adults!"

I fap to a video just like that :O

What color shirt were you wearing....?

*Hopes you say none*

 

[Baal]

I fap to a video just like that :O

What color shirt were you wearing....?

*Hopes you say none*

wait...

what? :|

 

[Solaris]

I fap to a video just like that :O

What color shirt were you wearing....?

*Hopes you say none*

...:x

 

[Gorgon]

I just remembered while starting up Zombie Master, my 5th grade teacher would send me down to the basement to polish rocks after lunch...

I can't remember why, it's really ****ed up

haven't seen you in a long time, good to see you posting again..

 

[BeenJumpin]

Is that your guys' way of asking for a link...? Cuz I can upload it for ya

 

[Hectic Glenn]

D:

 

[CyberPitz]

D:

Those look oddly akin to the shit I took last night.

 

[WacK]

Those look oddly akin to the shit I took last night.

Mine looked like this this mornin'

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I fap to a video just like that :O

What color shirt were you wearing....?

*Hopes you say none*

 

[The Monkey]

I hate the random memories that you have. Like the one of my moms friends daughter, we were under the deck *ick* and it was my first experience with fingering a girl

Granted hse was 6 and I was 8, that's besides the point. I even had my excuses down pat, "Everybody does it, even adults!"

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Ok... what the hell is this?

It is the end of you.

 

[Geogaddi]

I really wanted to get this off my chest and since this is probably the best way to do it, I'm going to share something I've never told anyone. I really don't care if I get caught or whatever, I just can't live with it anymore.

On January 11th, I invited a 12 year old girl over to my house when my parents were gone. Her parents thought my parents were going to take her to a soccer game. I lied and I told her we were going to plant sunflowers in the yard and watch "The Nightmare before Christmas". Half way through the movie I slid her hand into my pants and I made her give me a hand job. It was the best day of my life, and the scariest. We never talked again after that but every time both our parents meet she looks at me and smiles. The fear of her telling her parents what happened turns my heart into a jackhammer. I can never forgive myself and I know I'm a horrible person. Please don't judge me, hl2.net, I already know what I did was horrible and that I'm going to Hell. Let God judge me for what I have done to this girl.

D:

 

[Que-Ever]

I hate the random memories that you have. Like the one of my moms friends daughter, we were under the deck *ick* and it was my first experience with fingering a girl

Granted hse was 6 and I was 8, that's besides the point. I even had my excuses down pat, "Everybody does it, even adults!"

Hey, me too. Second grade, except it was in the middle of ****ing class.

 

[Bad^Hat]

As the great bill bailey once said "this is wierd"

With the dolphin in the tub? :cheese:

 

[DigiQ8]

I hate the random memories that you have. Like the one of my moms friends daughter, we were under the deck *ick* and it was my first experience with fingering a girl

Granted hse was 6 and I was 8, that's besides the point. I even had my excuses down pat, "Everybody does it, even adults!"

what :|