Hookers and Halo

[Steven]

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

 

[Cavalry]

I lol'd at the very last line in that article.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

HAHAHHA
Lol

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

This article can't be real, because there are no hookers here in the south.

 

[Deadpan]

Epic.

 

[taviow]

Playing Halo with hookers?
I had never thought of that.
That is so lol and epic.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

play Xbox

 

[Dekstar]

You know when you're an epic nerd when you make hookers teabag you in Halo... Before making them teabag you in real life.

 

[CyberPitz]

Sounds like something I did, except replace dads credit card with my own.

 

[taviow]

and replace $30,000 to around $65,000

 

[CyberPitz]

and replace $30,000 to around $65,000

$90,000 tbh.

 

[taviow]

How many hookers?

 

[CyberPitz]

at least 30.

 

[taviow]

so you ordered 30 hookers to play xbox with you?

 

[CyberPitz]

I don't have an xbox, so it was just a bunch of LAN'd computers. I also say "At least 30" because all the coke and extasy they brought made me forget, really.

 

[DigiQ8]

fukin lol'd


edit: replace Halo with Starcraft

 

[taviow]

I don't have an xbox, so it was just a bunch of LAN'd computers. I also say "At least 30" because all the coke and extasy they brought made me forget, really.

So even if they stole all your money, you don't remember it. Epic.

fukin lol'd


edit: replace Halo with Starcraft

Certainly more epic. The hookers would love it.

 

[L3N!N]

We need gamer-hookers...

 

[Glirk Dient]

HOLY SHIT EPIC

That kid has bawls...seriously I wish I was that cool when I was a kid. That's an awesome story you can tell for the rest of your life.

I'd be a gamer-hooker. Getting paid to sit around and play video games with a lonely nerd would be FANTASTIC.

Seriously.
Seriously.

Who wants to be my first client? I'll send you a PayPal invoice asap.

Done deal...but all I got is $5, some spearmint gum and Hannah Montana stickers. That's what kids are into these days isn't it?

 

[highlander]

Glirk Dient

Knowin' what kids want since 1965

 

[AiM]

fukin lol'd


edit: replace Halo with Starcraft

Only in Korea

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Elliot Spitzer junior?

 

[<RJMC>]

now they will say halo encourages prostitution

 

[Dekstar]

Glirk Dient

Knowin' what kids want in 1965

Fixed.

 

[Kula Meenur]

You can imagine the hookers sitting around awkwardly, trying to shoot with the left trigger; but throwing grenades instead *reminices halo*




In addition, wouldn't they look 12, so wouldn't the prossos realise the jig is up? then again, money is money...so they prolly stayed to get a fee and ignored the fact that what they were doing was illegal...

No?

 

[Eejit]

Was anyone else reminded of that "achievement whores" video that was up on Break or something?

 

[L3N!N]

now they will say halo encourages prostitution

It also encourages polygamy.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

classic lol

 

[<RJMC>]

classic lol

maybe the kids was too young

escort: ok pants to give you the blowjob

kid: what?

escort: a blowjob,you know sucking your dick

kid: why I would do that? lets play halo!

 

[giant384]

lol this reminds me of that achievement whore video that was posted not to long ago.