Hostage situation at Hillary campaign office.

D: I don't care what happens to the guy, so long as the hostages are safe.
 
Rudy puffed out some cancer from his behind and made a gun pop out of the space time continuum to help him. However, he didn't realize that the Gman was there, waiting for an opportunity like this. He's on his cellular right now contacting space slugs to direct their lazer beams at Rudy's anus. Thus turning his anus into a Super Portal and allowing a citadel to pop out and the invasion of Earth to begin.

Let us hope that Rudy is dispatched by a sniper soon so that the Portal doesn't open up.

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This is still a fluid investigation. It has not yet congealed and is therefore not a solid or even a semi solid. This is a fluid investigation still.
 
The guy just turned himself in. :dozey: (if not a little ;( at the moment....jerk)
 
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