How American Are You?

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"You Are 29% American"

http://images.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/american2.jpg[/img]

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

take the quiz

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

tongue in cheek quiz on rating how american you are ..the questions are mostly silly/idiotic but some of it does ring true about some aspect of US patriotism/nationailsm
 
You Are 15% American

american1.jpg


You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

How American Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

says it all really :O
And I like America
 
You Are 36% American

american2.jpg


America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

How American Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

EDIT: Aaaah, we can't see the pictures because the thread has been created in the Politics section.
 
You Are 67% American

american3.jpg


Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

How American Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

And el Chi I got a picture of a hot dog with mustard on it =P
 
lol @ el chi and john3571000 ..you guys are more un-american than I am

el chi said:
But why the picture of the sexy lady? Why does she represent un-Americanism *shudders* more than a stars & stripes in the process of igniting?
Click to expand...

but not just any lady; a beret wearing french hottie who has filled your head full of traitorous love for surrender monkeys
 
You Are 70% American

Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!
 
17% American

yuck yuck yuck

*Cleans filth from self with bleach and mineral turps*

YUUUCK
 
You Are 40% American

You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
You Are 70% American

Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!
Click to expand...

*Shoots RakuraiTenjin* nope I am still the most American
 
You Are 50% American

american2.jpg


America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

How American Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

Can you say moderate?
 
CptStern said:
lol @ el chi and john3571000 ..you guys are more un-american than I am



but not just any lady; a beret wearing french hottie who has filled your head full of traitorous love for surrender monkeys
Click to expand...

I love the French. They're awesome.
 
This is the dumbest quiz ever. The questions are total BS and leave very little room for any sort of truly defining answer.

I live in America where we have certain unalienable rights and I am going to use my right to ignore this quiz and laugh at those who participate. I mean, any online quiz that asks you if you want myspace or facebook "code" at the end has got to be worth less than a squirt of my urine.
 
lol, you scored less than I did :LOL: ..perhaps I'm just more vocal about it ;)
 
***You Are 47% American***

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

I'm not really that American. Just some of the weird questions.
 
49%.

God. I'm not obese and have really long noses! GAH D: D: D:


:p
 
***You Are 38% American***

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

I figured it would be around that number, even though it's a joke.
 
The sterotypical American in Korea has a really long nose and 190cms tall, and always chews bubblegum.
 
Nooo, I don't think a Jewish person has ever stepped on our soil. D:

But still, that doesn' change the fact that our statue of General Douglas MacArthur has a nose that is double the normal size. :)
 
You Are 42% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
Click to expand...

Thats about right.
 
You Are 17% American
You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!
 
You Are 59% American

american3.jpg


Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

How American Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/
 
23%

But hardly any of the questions have answers that even closely match my opinion.
 
It's pretty interesting to see the spread between American and non-americans.
 
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