How American Are You?

It would make sense for Americans to have higher percentiles than non-Americans :p.
 
CptStern said:
"You Are 29% American"

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America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

take the quiz

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

tongue in cheek quiz on rating how american you are ..the questions are mostly silly/idiotic but some of it does ring true about some aspect of US patriotism/nationailsm
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woot, same here!
 
***You Are 59% American***


Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!



I didn't like the sports answer. They didn't give an option of none... or at least something more awesome like paintball and airsoft. :D



My specific answers were as follows.

How do you feel about guns? Guns are a huge problem in the US and make it incredibly dangerous

"X, Y, ..." Z as in "Zee"

You would rather eat... Something at the Olive Garden, Applebee's, or Red Lobster (only because I like to eat out at a semi nice place sometimes, as long as its not completely unhealthy)

Canadians are: Nice people who play hockey and put up with way too much cold weather

When you drink beer, it's: You don't drink beer, you prefer wine (actually, I prefer no alcohol at all, but didn't get that option)

Joining the American military could best be described as: Heroic (I don't really see it as heroic... however I see it as a better choice than desperate or dumb, so I didn't choose those)

How do you get around? In an old car (things are too far away here to get around by walking... and the public transportation is riddled with youth gang activity right now)

What kind of cheese do you prefer? Bleu cheese (american cheese is nasty)

Do you vote? In major elections (I only was of legal age to vote once in my life)

How many American states begin with W? 3 (I could off the top of my head, remember wyoming, wisconson, and washington)

The best late 20th century American president was: Carter

Are you in debt? Not at all (But i'm not full of spending money either :( )

Your sports watching habits can best be described as: Women's basketball and soccer (Like I said, I don't like any of these sports... but I chose this one cause its better than the other options)

How do you feel about the war in Iraq? It might have been a mistake but we should finish the job

And flag burning? It's un-American, but probably protected under freedom of speech (If you're an american and you're burning a flag, you're just being an attention whore. Same goes for any flag burned. You can make better points doing something else.)

How do you feel when you hear "I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free" sung? You feel patriotic, even if the song's a bit cheesy (I've liked the song since I was a little boy... that's where my love of it comes from... not the patriotic sense it instills. It sounded catchy to me as a kid.)

Do you own an American flag? You do - and you even fly it on holidays

The United Nations: Should be listened to most cases

What do you like best about America? Even though it's not perfect, you're pretty free to do and be what you want

Is America the best country on earth? It's up there
 
staticprimer said:
West Virginia. Everyone forgets West Virginia.
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Yeah... :-/ In my brain, I normally just classify it as Virginia.

Damn.

In my defense... I have never actually BEEN anywhere that far east.... Every state west i've been in though... which contains all the other W states :)
 
You Are 100% American

american4.jpg


You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right. You shit Red, White, and Blue.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

How American Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/
Just wanted to see how high I could get.
 
You Are 63% American


Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!
 
You Are 67% American
Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!
 
You Are 24% American
You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!
 
You Are 12% American
You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

I win :p
 
You Are 63% American

american3.jpg


Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!
 
48%. what a dumb quiz. Maybe... two of the questions had answers that applied to me at all.
 
You Are 40% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

Hmmm. Interesting.
 
34%.

I do love this country though... just not the government or policies at the moment.
 
you might want to get that checked out... could be harmful to your health. or others, since being a blind patriot is pretty damn stupid
 
Ennui said:
you might want to get that checked out... could be harmful to your health. or others, since being a blind patriot is pretty damn stupid
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Then I guess it's a good thing my vision is 20/20, eh? :cool:


I'm certainly not a blind patriot, but I have enough sense to recognize that this is a greta country, and I'm damn glad I live here, especially with some of the other options available. I'm also not ignorant enough to think that we can all have such freedoms and niceties without paying a price.

Still though, I'm as American as a Sunday afternoon cookout with the football game on and a Bud in hand.
 
***You Are 62% American***


Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!


How American Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/
 
You Are 97% American

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.

Tough and independent, you think big.

You love everything about the US, wrong or right.

And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!
 
37 percent:

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
 
You Are 46% American

american2.jpg


America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

How American Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/


Not bad since I am half polish. So whats the otehr 4%???
 
kirovman said:
Bud is originally Czech! :O
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Ennui's right, Americans took it, and now it's ours, dammit. And it may taste like shit, but goddamit, it's beer, and if you drink a shitload it'll get you drunk, and that's what matters.
 
Icarusintel said:
Ennui's right, Americans took it, and now it's ours, dammit. And it may taste like shit, but goddamit, it's beer, and if you drink a shitload it'll get you drunk, and that's what matters.
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It will also make you feel shitty at work the next morning.

Thank god for beer :thumbs:

I personally enjoy New Castle.
 
55%

And OBVIOUSLY the foreigners here aren't going to score high on the test. what the hell is the point of that?
 
Everybody is part American, because what makes us American is that we're made up of everybody. Not you specifically, but people like you.
 
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