How Darkside55 didn't steal Christmas

[Darkside55]

Munro put a stop to my super awesome plans--
I had planned to steal Christmas while everyone was banned!

Don't ask me for a reason,
even I couldn't say why.
Perhaps I just wanted to be a thorn in the mods' side.
But whatever the reason I was ready and waiting,
to steal Christmas from HL2--how I was anticipating!

Once you were all gone I'd open MSPaint,
and without hesitation or any restraint,
I would draw! I would draw!
I would DRAW! DRAW! DRAW!

I'd draw myself scheming and stealing the yule,
throwing chairs at the mods and challenging their rule.
I'd take all the threads, I'd take all the bumps,
I'd take Politics and Gaming and the Image and Video Dump!
I'd take Hardware and Art, I'd take Music and Reading,
from the Lounge I would steal all the threads that were worth stealing!

But with Munro back you have nothing to fear.
Back to my belltower I go.
Maybe I'll steal Christmas next year.

 

[NeptuneUK]

That's a few minutes old.

meh

 

[Jintor]

The citizens of HLTwoDotNet did Rejoice
For the great one, Munro, had returned us our voice!
Just in time to defeat our fun holiday threat
The one they call Darkseid - although I had bet
That he'd take Christmas, and smash it, and bash it apart
And steal the small fragments for his tiny heart
But alas, today, my bookie calls due
I owe him four-fifty - but I'd planned for the zoo.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Oh my christ, so very lol

 

[Gray Fox]

 

[Druckles]

Been a while since a thread's been worth reading.

 

[Krynn72]

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Some of those people look retarded.

 

[nurizeko]

Munro put a stop to my super awesome plans--
I had planned to steal Christmas while everyone was banned!

Don't ask me for a reason,
even I couldn't say why.
Perhaps I just wanted to be a thorn in the mods' side.
But whatever the reason I was ready and waiting,
to steal Christmas from HL2--how I was anticipating!

Once you were all gone I'd open MSPaint,
and without hesitation or any restraint,
I would draw! I would draw!
I would DRAW! DRAW! DRAW!

I'd draw myself scheming and stealing the yule,
throwing chairs at the mods and challenging their rule.
I'd take all the threads, I'd take all the bumps,
I'd take Politics and Gaming and the Image and Video Dump!
I'd take Hardware and Art, I'd take Music and Reading,
from the Lounge I would steal all the threads that were worth stealing!

But with Munro back you have nothing to fear.
Back to my belltower I go.
Maybe I'll steal Christmas next year.

Clever, DarkGrinch, but I saw you preparing to steal Christmas, your little poem is clever, to throw us off track, but I saw what you did last summer.

:[]

 

[mchammer75040]

^lol
great stuff.

 

[Seppo]

Munro put a stop to my super awesome plans--
I had planned to steal Christmas while everyone was banned!

Don't ask me for a reason,
even I couldn't say why.
Perhaps I just wanted to be a thorn in the mods' side.
But whatever the reason I was ready and waiting,
to steal Christmas from HL2--how I was anticipating!

Once you were all gone I'd open MSPaint,
and without hesitation or any restraint,
I would draw! I would draw!
I would DRAW! DRAW! DRAW!

I'd draw myself scheming and stealing the yule,
throwing chairs at the mods and challenging their rule.
I'd take all the threads, I'd take all the bumps,
I'd take Politics and Gaming and the Image and Video Dump!
I'd take Hardware and Art, I'd take Music and Reading,
from the Lounge I would steal all the threads that were worth stealing!

holy shit this is scary!! we must prepar-

But with Munro back you have nothing to fear.
Back to my belltower I go.
Maybe I'll steal Christmas next year.

oh, ok. i was worried for a moment.

 

[Omnomnick]

^This, without the retards.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I believe there is but one appropriate response to this:

 

[Ravioli]

Tyrant, you have been defeated. RUN, RUN BACK TO THE DARKNESS, or you shall be lynched.

Criminal Scum

 

[Slug Advisor]

How exactly does one steal Christmas? (into Mordor)

 

[highlander]

epic thread.

 

[The Monkey]

That was aweshens.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I woke up this morning, full of wint'ry cheer,
Before I remembered, I was ban't all year.
I opened the forum, cookies deleted
only to find that the mods had retreated!
Darkside was flustered, and Kami, relieved.
Munro had returned, and all were free!
Pi Mu Rho, and Samon, indeed,
Were all defeated by the powers that be!
And so, on the day before the first,
Darkside was gone, his thread, cursed,
And so, with an eye on the prize, and mind so keen,
A merry Christmas from acepilot-ef-fourteen!

 

[lefty]

ev'ry noob in halflife2ville liked christmas a lot
but darkside, who lived just north of halflife2ville, did not...

 

[Krynn72]

And then all of the sudden, here comes Krynn,
trying to write a poem so that he might fit in,
But all that he could think of was these four lines
before he gave up his attempt at making rhymes.

 

[Acepilotf14]

And then, lo, ace said 'it's a chain!'
while they all ate candy canes,
and Krynn, the poor bastard,
while the rhymes, they all mastered.
(except heppa)

 

[Jintor]

Jintor's dissapointment was plain to behold
that it had taken so long for good rhymes to be told
for Acepilot, good Lefty, Krynn and himself
were the ones who'd saved Christmas - for rhymes, if naught else.

 

[kineaesth]

But dark times are afoot,
In the world of dotnet.
And all the good posters
have moved on to het.

The forum runneth over
With spam and strife,
And you can't find intelligence
To save your own life.

It is truly a dark time,
When threads such as these
Pop up all around;
They replicate with ease.

The people of dotnet
Are in need of a guide.
I think I have found him -
His name is Darkside

Put your trust in this man
He will lead us out alive.
He has a plan -
Darkside Fifty Five!

 

[Jintor]

His plan is to steal and to smash and to ruin
He will not save us from the shit that's ensuin'
if Christmas you value, you hope for, you treasure
To Darkseid, look not, lest he steal your pleasure.
"The forum is dying!" is a cry oft repeated
for sometimes all threads look like things oft excreted
But 'tis a natural phase, and nothing more, nothing less
it comes and it goes, like a noob without rest.

 

[kineaesth]

Oh! It amuses me so to see
A regular like you, as smart as can be
With wool over their eyes,
And some in the brain -
Darkside's what we need,
Or we'll all head down the drain.

We need shaking up,
We need stirring around
To dislodge this fatigue
That's been dragging us down.

We need a new man,
With some bright, fresh ideas.
Not one who's been around
for years upon years.

Darkside's the man!
I have faith in his skills.
And you should too,
For he will cure our ills.

Christmas is not what we need,
No holidays for us
We must get to work on these forums
And rebuild the trust.

 

[Druckles]

You waste your time.

All I shall say is "lol".

 

[Acepilotf14]

We had trust?

 

[Azner]

"Darkside is not the one"
Azner shouted out loud
"He lieth to you"
He stood up looking proud

The man you look for has left for the moment

AH SCREW IT NEVERMIND ITS ABSINTHINE

 

[Acepilotf14]

Azner is so silly

 

[Jintor]

What happened to rhyming? What happened to pride?
What happened to making words rrrrroll like the tide?
You can't just stop making these simple rhymes slide,
it's betrayal, it's backstab, it's not on our side.

 

[Shift]

<insert clever poem>

 

[Eejit]

Is this story now finished? Has Darkside's hate yet diminished?
We were saved by Munro but what did this show?
We risked the entire forum, with our unruly decorum!
By playing roulette we ignored Darkside's threat.

Be vigilent my friends, for round every bend,
Tragedy lurks waiting to strike
And turn our fair forum into the Fourth Reich....


(In before ZT adds an Eli quote )

 

[Azner]

Azner is so silly

SILLY YOU SAY YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL
YOU DARE TO INSULT ME, OH WHY YOU
I WILL CONSTRUCT A POEM THOUGH IT BE BAD
BUT AT LEAST YOU WILL HAVE TO SHUT UP YOU FAG

Capschar and i <3 you ace

 

[Sulkdodds]

This is turning out a bit like the Rap Battle thread.

 

[Gray Fox]

Well you're British
You study English

You're really witty
Write something pretty

 

[Sulkdodds]

I should like nothing better than to make an assay,
and bring you good cheer writ in meter and rhyme.
But I have not paid much for this cheap net cafe,
and alas, shall presently run out of time.

 

[Azner]

Clever you are Sulkdodds i must say
To start of a battle and then run away