How do you answer this interview question?

[CREMATOR666]

Yeah but by that time you will have worked so hard your brain will have frazzled, reached a similar consistency to porridge-and-piss mixture and be about as useful. You'll be an empty shell of a human unable to wield matches, merely babble incoherently, an image of your screenful of work forever singed into your retinas.
Stick that in your pin-up girl pipe and smoke it

*puff* *puff* *cough* *ARGHHH!!!!* *dies*

 

[Top Secret]

"As ergonomically as possible."

 

[Gray Fox]

wat makes you think hes from that site he might really be practisicing for an interview

O i would dec it out with pics of the wife, kids and other fam

The way the post was written, the fact that his first and only post on this forum is about a certain site, a site which you have to pay for it's services, the fact that the mods removed the adress.

 

[Fishlore]

I'm sitting in my cube right now. The walls of my cube are decorated with... DUM DUM DUM... database diagrams. Very exciting stuff. My cube is tan and toupe and looks like it was fabricated sometime in the early '70s. Someone shoot me now.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I can't imagine working in a cubical... I'd go insane after about 10 minutes.

 

[CptStern]

:rolling: heheh :rolling:

*looks over at cubicle next to him, notices that co-workers bag is 2 millimeters closer to my side then it was 5 minutes ago ...plans horrible revenge on co-worker*

 

[Fishlore]

I can't imagine working in a cubical... I'd go insane after about 10 minutes.

LOL, now imagine stretching that out to five years. I've been clinically insane now for 4 years 11 months 30 days and 14 hours. I have to remind myself of the bright side though. Only another 40 years of doing this and I can retire. As I said a few minutes ago, someone please shoot me.

 

[Jangle]

yeah, the one place where i would hate to work is in an office with cubicles.

 

[el Chi]

I have to remind myself of the bright side though. Only another 40 years of doing this...

*Cue shotgun rampage*

 

[bliink]

*Cue shotgun rampage*

Theres a guy in the office where I work and everyone reckons he's going to come in one morning with a rifle and just start shooting.. its fun throwing paper at him

 

[Tr0n]

Oh noes!

What if he does tho?!?! :O

No more bliink to watch over the politics forum and pwn peoples asses.





.....Oh well.

 

[el Chi]

Theres a guy in the office where I work and everyone reckons he's going to come in one morning with a rifle and just start shooting.. its fun throwing paper at him

You should all place bets

 

[Pogrom]

Meh, I work in a cubicle-type office and it ain't so bad. Mind you, I'm only there part-time during semester, full-time on holidays.

I've got it decorated with a few A4-size scenery shots from my time living in China.

I only put those up when the other people in my team pressured me to put SOMETHING up.

I'm quite happy to work without decorations.

 

[Eminent]

I would cover it with pictures of other cubicles

 

[Edcrab]

You could always say that you'd smother it with mirrors and pictures of yourself. Although I'm sure some conglomerates would welcome a narcissist into their fold...

 

[burnzie]

You should all place bets

haha the day he does come in with the rifle some one jumps bolt upright shouting "I won, I WON suck on that Bit**BAM**"


hehehe

 

[el Chi]

haha the day he does come in with the rifle some one jumps bolt upright shouting "I won, I WON suck on that Bit**BAM**"


hehehe

Exactly! Wouldn't you rather your dying moments were composed of the sheer joy that winning and being able to laud it over your co-workers brings?
I know I would.

 

[SimonomiS]

Exactly! Wouldn't you rather your dying moments were composed of the sheer joy that winning and being able to laud it over your co-workers brings?
I know I would.

But as you lay there, your life essence flowing away, your co-workers would crowd round you after the gunman had been subdued, and one of them would quietly say...
"You placed your bet for tomorrow..."
Your last word would most likely be "Shit!".