How do you want to die?

[dart321]

Everyone dies eventually. How do you want to go?

Personally, I think it would be cool to be the target of a mob hit.

(I'm not a morbid guy or anything, just thought this might be a good topic.)

Edit: I'm talking about unrealistically of course. Everyone probably wants to die nice and peacefully in their sleep but try and be more... creative.

 

[nicknitro]

in my sleep at any age past 60

 

[MurderScene]

err, die sleeping. painless way to die i guess.

 

[f|uke]

I want to die with a face full of muff, just like I came into this world.

Smothered by muff. Thats the way to go! :thumbs:

 

[dart321]

Bah. Come on, where's the creativity people?

Edit: Thank you fluke!

 

[bliink]

I'd rather not plan it all out... but, saving humanity from killer robots.

 

[KoreBolteR]

hmm, being a worldwide hero, like in armageddon :O .
then be worshipped by all....

 

[Darkside55]

Are we talking realistically, or our "dream" way of dying? Because if we're talking realistic, I'd like to die in my sleep, or at least unconcious. A nice, smooth segway from life into death that I might not even comprehend. That's the way to go.

Unrealistically, I've always to kill myself by self-detonating inside a giant robot. But only when I'm outnumbered by enemies, and that's the only way I can take them out with me. It's an honorable death. I'd have to go out with a catchphrase, too.

Spoiler

See what anime does to you?

 

[bliink]

I'd have to go out with a catchphrase, too.

"Somebody set up us the bomb!"

 

[Ikerous]

Death By Snoo Snoo

 

[CptStern]

being attacked by ninjas while on fire leaping from a tall building on top of a giant pointy thing that'll impale me on the way down ..oh but the killing blow will be a strategically placed shiriken to the solar plexus :E




in my sleep, silly

 

[MurderScene]

death py pencil! pwnd! like your writing something on a paper then BAM! your pencil stabs you in your heart! w00t! pwnage!

 

[dart321]

Are we talking realistically, or our "dream" way of dying?

Dream way people! I think realistically just about everyone wants to die nice and peacefully in their sleep at 88 or something. Not very good for discussion.

 

[Darkside55]

"Somebody set up us the bomb!"

Hahaha, I could live (die) with that. Although, I'd rather they said that, as they watched me press the big red button.

Actually, I could pull Cats' line.

/me stands on top of his robot, throws his long hair into the wind, and asks, "How are you...gentlemen?"

*BOOM*

 

[CptStern]

or lead poisoning! like when you chew your pencil and you taste something funny ..wait that will take too long

 

[Bladerunner]

In my sleep at an age of 100 or higher.

 

[bliink]

In my sleep at an age of 100 or higher.

In my sleep at the age of 1,000,000 or higher :naughty:

 

[evil^milk]

In my sleep at the age of 1,000,000 or higher :naughty:

i'd like to die... saving someone i don't know who i think is attractive. preferrably in a horrendous car accident. the last thing i would see would be her face...

 

[Narcolepsy]

Yeah, I think I'd prefer to die an incredibly painful death, full of agony and suffering. I'm thinking brain cancer, myself.

 

[vsaravia]

Since I'd be uncreative to say I'd like to die in my sleep, I'm gonna have to go with dying from pneumonia.

 

[Ikerous]

I wanna die of a marijuana overdose...
I realize its impossible and all
But man, thatd be fun trying

 

[Kommie]

Shot in a gunfight

 

[Hazar]

death in space for me...


Seeing your blood boiling from the inside without a spacesuit would feel kinda creepy....

, just kidding

 

[Bad^Hat]

Dehydration by Weetbix.

 

[mchammer75040]

Well I'll just come out and own all you unimaginative lots. I want to tie a shotgun to my doorknob, close the door, pull up a chair and just wait for one of my roommates to walk in. That way its assistant suicide! LOL!

 

[PoeticRocker]

What a lovely question!

Dream = late afternoon - blue sky above a grass hill with all my friends and loved ones to watch me go with "Singing In The Rain" playing in the background. As the song ends i drift away to that deep familiar place...

 

[gh0st]

To starkly contrast the previous post...

Id like to die of a heart attack at the peak of orgasm, while sexing both the Olson Twins.... at once.

 

[(Fragger)]

I wanna die in my sleep, like my grandfather...
And not screaming like the passengers in the car he was driving when he fell asleep.

 

[Ranga]

To starkly contrast the previous post...

Id like to die of a heart attack at the peak of orgasm, while sexing both the Olson Twins.... at once.

well, i don't know how i'm gonna beat that... i'm still thinkin'

 

[f|uke]

I wanna die in my sleep, like my grandfather...
And not screaming like the passengers in the car he was driving when he fell asleep.

God I hope youre kidding
'cuz I'd feel really bad for laughing at that if you wern't

 

[Naudian]

I wanna die from falling out a plane onto a car! It'd be fun for a little while...
So I think when im 80 or older, Ill go skydiving!

 

[Ranga]

God I hope youre kidding
'cuz I'd feel really bad for laughing at that if you wern't

he is kidding... its an old joke. (if by some completely massive coincidence you aren't kidding... i'm sorry)

 

[Danimal]

Umm, how would I die...

In my sleep...

 

[Dan]

I hope that I get exploded and really make a mess for other people to clean up. "And I hope that at my funeral, people say, man that guy owed me a lot of money"

 

[Prince of China]

I would want to die peacefully and have a proper funeral.

 

[Alig]

....I don't

 

[bliink]

Id like to die of a heart attack at the peak of orgasm, while sexing both the Olson Twins.... at once.

ahh.. so the heart attack would be from the revulsion of finding out who you were 'sexing'? hehehe

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I hope that I get exploded and really make a mess for other people to clean up. "And I hope that at my funeral, people say, man that guy owed me a lot of money"

http://www.tragicsolutions.com

Simply the best in suicide cleanup.

 

[NeptuneUK]

i'd like to die... saving someone i don't know who i think is attractive. preferrably in a horrendous car accident. the last thing i would see would be her face...

sods law dictates that you turn gay a second prior to being crushed.
owned.

 

[Fat Tony!]

Dieing by testing a teleportation device that goes wrong. Then all my particles will be scattered around the universe for you to admire