How do you want to die?

[NeptuneUK]

ive read everyone elses. but im still standing by 'being caught up in the final ninjas vs pirates showdown a firece battle between the last ninjas and pirates annhilating each other into oblivion'

 

[Brian Damage]

By the heat death of the universe. I think that's what you'd call it. According to cosmic theory, eventually everything will sorta just go "BBBEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOoooooooooo..." like a generator running down. Or something.

 

[bliink]

ohh.. i have another one!
Disarming a nuke!

 

[Danimal]

I have another one too!
Licking a hooker's ass :| That is a horrible way to go, what with all the STDs and all.

 

[Tr0n]

I have another one too!
Licking a hooker's ass :| That is a horrible way to go, what with all the STDs and all.

Oh god the horror.

*dies*

*comes back to life*

Jesus powa!

 

[Lemonking]

with a bullet in my chest after I saved the world of course...

 

[Bad^Hat]

Be strangled by my own beard.

 

[Danimal]

Bad^Hat, going for the 'beard'-gas option I see.

 

[CrazyHarij]

On my deathbed, knowing that I have accomplished my life goals.

 

[Murray_H]

By contracting 'the gush', see: Jam

 

[kingthebadger]

having sex in spain and listening to bassline/organ/4x4

 

[Ranga]

falling from the top of the eiffel tower, and landing in a pile of poufee.

 

[The Dark Elf]

same way i was born, kicking, screaming and giving a nurse the evils.

 

[Danimal]

Babies in thier first 5 months of life are screaming, flailing shit machines

I hope you don't be like that at your last 5 months of life, TDE. :|

 

[Jimmeh]

In my sleep really, either that or saving the world..

 

[Razor]

Babies in thier first 5 months of life are screaming, flailing shit machines

I hope you don't be like that at your last 5 months of life, TDE. :|

I think his whole life has pretty much resided around those actions

 

[pr0nking]

Having sex with Victoria Silvsted. I would die happy.

 

[Danimal]

BADUMSCHHHH!

Good thing he isn't a mod or you would of been banned faster than Geroge Bush on Jupiter with a tu-tu

 

[Ranga]

i think they should reverse life. so you start with creaking bones, grow into a fit adult, pass backwards throught the teen years, become a huggable young baby, and end your life as a sinful orgasm.

 

[Danimal]

There was a TV ad with that for Mecades Benz

I smell a lawsuit :|

 

[Dasparov]

Dehydration by Weetbix.

Ahahhahaha, thats the best one

 

[Kangy]

Riding the tidal wave that'll flood the entire East Coast of America up to ridiculous levels. On a plank of wood.

Alternatively, parachuting into Jupiter! Fun for all the family.

 

[ComradeBadger]

quickbow hs on boot_camp

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

i'd like to die... saving someone i don't know who i think is attractive. preferrably in a horrendous car accident. the last thing i would see would be her face...

Her horrendously mutilated face? ...From the car accident of course.

I'd rather not plan it all out... but, saving humanity from killer robots.

Don't worry, I'l be there...sending you along with wave after wave of my men to beat the killbots, which naturally, have a built in kill limit after which they shut down.


I'd like to die with a funny saying, but I've got plenty of time to think about it so for now...heres some famous last words

"And this is how you tell if a bear is sleeping"
"Blue"
"There are no wires"
"Yes Mr President...I am a terrorist"
"Duck?"
"So this cianide...is it da-"
"Whats that it says on the window? '!retnE toN oD !regnaD'"



Hmm, I just did a search for some famous last words and some of them are quite sad...

"The ladies have to go first. . . . Get in the lifeboat, to please me. . . . Good-bye, dearie. I'll see you later."

 

[baron insig]

farrlesparrow has it in one but i would like to die like i have so many times imagined it in derams before, falling from a building, tho i would learn to base jump first so it isnt thought to be suicide! :naughty:

You Win again Gravity, as i shoulda died or been paralised for falling out of a tree, see gif on a thread sumwhere of injuries!

i been planning that

 

[Sulkdodds]

In one single flash of happiness. Like being nuked after finally realising you have done everything you ever wanted to do. Or being nuked while having sex. Hell, being nuked while playing HL2...

Actually, I can't remember which book it was in (Douglas Adams?), but there was some guy who died of shock, happy, at the age of 100-and-something when a beautiful woman sat on his lap. Not a bad way to go...

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

In one single flash of happiness. Like being nuked after finally realising you have done everything you ever wanted to do. Or being nuked while having sex. Hell, being nuked while playing HL2...

Actually, I can't remember which book it was in (Douglas Adams?), but there was some guy who died of shock, happy, at the age of 100-and-something when a beautiful woman sat on his lap. Not a bad way to go...

I remember that Lister in Red Dwarf is supposed to die at about 190 or something, taking off a young woman's bra with his teeth...while they aren't in his mouth

 

[Kangy]

Also: I'd like to die like Rasputin.

After consuming a glass of poisoned wine, and several buns filled with pure cyanide, he was then shot twice in the chest, and pronounced dead.

But he wasn't.

He sprung to life again, and tried to strangle the transvestite nephew of the Tzarina, but ran away. He then took a bullet to the head, and the assasins actually believed they'd finally done it. They sawed off his legendary 13 inch penor, as a trophy.

But he wasn't dead.

The assasins then tied him up and threw his pseudo-corpse in a river, but when his body was found (actually dead), there were marks on the rope that suggested he'd tried to claw his way out of them in the river.

But then, in his last letters, he actually predicted he'd die pretty soon, and said that if it was nobility related to the Tzar and family, none of them would live for more than two years.

And they didn't.

The moral of this tale?

Rasputin wins eventually.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Hmmm, that part about the legendary piece of rasputin. Where did you hear that?

 

[The Dark Elf]

Hmmm, that part about the legendary piece of rasputin. Where did you hear that?

he probably watched it on tv last night

 

[The Dark Elf]

I think his whole life has pretty much resided around those actions

What do you expect, you keep trying to get into my diaper, perv

 

[Kangy]

The rotten.com entry for it, but even they say that bit is of questionable integrity.

TDE, I did watch it on TV. I googled it a few months before though, when my friend mentioned him.

 

[Sulkdodds]

That crazy ol' Rasputin.

 

[bryanf445]

dogs...

 

[SimonomiS]

During sex with Lindsay Lohan, or a Leon style shootout, taking down entire squads of police men, before dying whilst killing my arch nemesis and saving the world/people I care about.

Preferably, Id like to take my own life, so that I feel in control as I never seem to be, so in death I would be. Quite ironic.

Anyway, Im invincible. To prove me wrong, someone would have to kill me, at which point it wouldnt matter as I would be dead. So no one can ever convince me that Im not invincible.

 

[Mattigus]

Running around naked in a preschool before shooting myself right infront of the kids, because I'm perverted like that.


...not really.

 

[el Chi]

I'd like to have some degenerative disease - like cancer - so I knew it was coming. Then, I'd throw a huge party, like a wake except I could attend. A while later - a few days or weeks depending on what I still had to do - I kill myself, probably with an overdose. Euthenasia is a Good Thing.
I'd try and think of a joke for my last words. The worse the better.
"I say, I say, I say: My dog's got no nose..."

OR

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
<Dies>

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Hehe, Knock knock sounds like a good one...they'l never know

As for taking an overdose. Why? You should jump out of a plane or something. Overdoses, unless its something like cianide, generally end up with you lying in hospital feeling horrendously ill. Even if nobody finds you, then its normally quite a slow, painful death if it does actually kill you.

I'd like to jump off Victoria falls in africa...that'd be cool. I suppose there is always the chance i wouldn't die but its unlikely and just the feeling of falling in such a wonderful place would be good.

 

[nicknitro]

Get dosed up on morphine so i dont feel anything then jumping off a water fall.. that would be so nice.. since you wont feel a thing your just in perfect paradise lol.

 

[TheAmazingRando]

I want my brain put in a robot body so I can avoid the whole death issue.