How evil are you?

CptStern said:
ya especially when they look like this

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ouch
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I think you took my request for a Steven Hawking baby a touch too literally... :angel:
 
CptStern said:
well you asked, I delivered ..where's my monies?
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I requested a mega-intelligent little tyke with a brain the size of its appetite, and I all I got was this lousy freak. ;(

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Answered them all truthly and got:

Level 1: Limbo
'there is no punishment here, and it is a peaceful place, yet sad.'

I choose to live by high moral standards because thats just the guy i am, i always do what i think is right. Although i obviously tripped up on a few questions :D

*deploys flame sheild*
 
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

The description of the infernal Furies aroused me and I had to masterbate :(
 
Shift said:
Answered them all truthly and got:

Level 1: Limbo
'there is no punishment here, and it is a peaceful place, yet sad.'

I choose to live by high moral standards because thats just the guy i am, i always do what i think is right.

*deploys flame sheild*
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And you live in Manchester...? ;)
 
Woohoo, Level 6!

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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Can't wait to see what Level 7 is like.

(Predictable on basis of philosophical beliefs, though also 'Yes, I have seduced someone and lost interest soon after' contributed. D: )
 
Burning in the depths of hell as I am, I just had a revelation. If God is so awesome and everything, why do we lose our chance to repent when we go to hell?
And does this work both ways? Can I go to heaven and rape all the women (not the wrinkly ones who died of natural causes, you understand...) with no recourse?
 
repiV said:
I requested a mega-intelligent little tyke with a brain the size of its appetite, and I all I got was this lousy freak. ;(

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well it was short notice, they were all out of smart babies ..all they had left was scary babies and "coloured" babies
 
CptStern said:
well it was short notice, they were all out of smart babies ..all they had left was scary babies and "coloured" babies
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Oh, well in that case I understand. Do you have any "coloured" babies that can say 'whatchoo talkin' about, foo'?' that I can exchange the scary eyes one for?
 
nah all they had left were "coloured" babies that scream allah ackbar before imploding
 
First level..

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

You guys are ****ing evil.
 
CptStern said:
nah all they had left were "coloured" babies that scream allah ackbar before imploding
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I'll take a hundred of your finest and most spectacular - I got a big fireworks display coming up.
 
Exploding babies.

This concept is strangely arousing.
 
I dont know ..homeland security might get suspicious, I'd rather you not move to guantanamo ..that would mean I only have Nemesis to debate ..please god dont leave me with just nemesis
 
CptStern said:
I dont know ..homeland security might get suspicious, I'd rather you not move to guantanamo ..that would mean I only have Nemesis to debate ..please god dont leave me with just nemesis
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You'd better get rid of them, or the same might happen to you and I'd be left with Kadayi Polokov. I feel your pain...
 
Damn, I am real bad...
Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
 
well in canada we're allowed to carry up to 3 imploding babies at a time (4 with a special carrier license) ..our homeland security is much more lax
 
does canada even have "homeland security" and if you do, does it work as good as ours?










:(
 
CptStern said:
well in canada we're allowed to carry up to 3 imploding babies at a time (4 with a special carrier license) ..our homeland security is much more lax
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Oh. Imploding babies were banned here at roughly the time of the Second Coming of Blair. Predictably, imploding babies are being used in crimes a lot more since then and the law-abiding citizens amongst us who just want to cuddle the cuties for a day then blow them up for an awesome fireworks display are being persecuted daily.
 
First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

**** yeah I get to chill with the cool people, I don't get to be bored or depressed for all eternity!
 
Tyguy said:
does canada even have "homeland security" and if you do, does it work as good as ours?
:(
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ya it's called America :E


..actually CSIS takes care of national security ..we dont need additional departments who's sole reason for being is to keep the masses in check through fear mongering
 
repiV said:
Oh. Imploding babies were banned here at roughly the time of the Second Coming of Blair. Predictably, imploding babies are being used in crimes a lot more since then and the law-abiding citizens amongst us who just want to cuddle the cuties for a day then blow them up for an awesome fireworks display are being persecuted daily.
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you need to put a cap on the amount of foreign babies entering your borders ..it's a freakin breeding ground for extremism
 
CptStern said:
you need to put a cap on the amount of foreign babies entering your borders ..it's a freakin breeding ground for extremism
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True I suppose. I guess I'll just use my banana bombs for the fireworks...
 
well just grab a handful of chav babies and shove a stick of dynamite in their nappies ...fireworks + thinning of chav population = win win
 
Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Yay, I'm a war mogering tyrant. :D
 
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low


Level 2 was high
Levels 5, 7, and 8 are very high...

Wow, imma goin to hell!
 
Do you look at pornography?
Do you enjoy violent movies and video games?
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:naughty: I'm in the fifth level in the river Styx. Do I get to meet Dennis DeYoung and start singing "Come Sail Away" with him? If so then I don't think it's hell but heaven! :D
 
5th level. Which is funny cause the last time I took this test I scored Purgatory.
 
8th Level - Malebolge

F*cking A right! If you're gonna do something, do it right. That includes eternal damnation.
 
Fifth Level of Hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Not surprised at all. I also scored Very High in Level 6, Level 8, and a High in Level 2.
 
Oh shit, I'm high in violence too... **** it, here it is.

Purgatory - Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 - Lustful High
Level 3 - Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 - Violent High
Level 8 - the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

I'm more ****ed than I thought I was. /shrug
 
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