DEATHMASTER
The Freeman
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So it's Sunday morning and I'm ****ing sleep like a sane ****er. The doorbell rings twice (consecutively), I figure it's my brother's friend. My brother doesn't answer the door and the bell rings twice again then thrice. I look out my bedroom window and it's some guy waiting in his old minivan. He comes back to the door and I look down the stairs, my brother is next to the door not knowing what to do and tells me "some faget." THEN I hear him open the glass door and fiddle around with the main door handle. I panic and call the cops with this guy looking at me doing it. He just hangs around confused. The cops come over and they find a note on the door (why he was ****ing with the main door handle instead of putting the note between the glass door I don't know).
The police have a look on their face like "this wasn't shit." I call my dad and he tells me. It was the (foreign) handyman. I tell him I called the cops and he's all "No need police. Why you calling?!" Pissed as ****. And in middle of this post he called back and calmly explained that he didn't expect the handyman at this hour (but just today, didn't specify when on the phone with him) and reasoned that the only thing I did wrong was not ask who was at the door before calling.
Now I'm wide awake after 4-5 hrs of sleep. Guess I'll take a nap later.
The police have a look on their face like "this wasn't shit." I call my dad and he tells me. It was the (foreign) handyman. I tell him I called the cops and he's all "No need police. Why you calling?!" Pissed as ****. And in middle of this post he called back and calmly explained that he didn't expect the handyman at this hour (but just today, didn't specify when on the phone with him) and reasoned that the only thing I did wrong was not ask who was at the door before calling.
Now I'm wide awake after 4-5 hrs of sleep. Guess I'll take a nap later.
