How intelligent are you?

[Bait]

18 Humps On A Gonorrheal ****.
90 Dicks In A Raunchy Asshole.

Sweet, 2 more.



EDIT: NM.

 

[Ennui]

as demonstrated by the bricks answer to 14

 

[Ennui]

7 also = 13 Stars in the United States Flag, but they dont count it....

stripes not stars

 

[spookymooky]

stripes not stars

wow, i should get points off for that.

 

[Raeven0]

At 17 out of 32 now. Not gonna count 7 because, well...

 

[spookymooky]

At 17 out of 32 now. Not gonna count 7 because, well...

sorry about that

giving up at 20...

 

[panda_rage]

"18 H on a G C"

18 hoes on a Game Cube?

Take that back sinner!
/points finger
Also i don't really see how this test would determine your intelligence, its more kinda trivial knowledge than brain-power your using when you do the test.

 

[Ennui]

gave up at nineteen since that makes me a genius.
i feel no need to prove my score to you people.

 

[short recoil]

Take that back sinner!
/points finger
Also i don't really see how this test would determine your intelligence, its more kinda trivial knowledge than brain-power your using when you do the test.

It's quite hard to define intelligence anway, even brain activity isn't very reliable.
Some peoples brains are great at some things but shite at others.
Would someone who was ace at maths and physics but had the general knowledge of a 4 year old be highly intelligent?
IQ tests are a rough guide, i mean there is obvious difference between some people.

 

[JNightshade]

Personally, I define intelligence as the capacity and eagerness for learning, not the amount you know. Of course, there's a huge amount of other factors, but those are the main ones. However, everyone looks at it differently.

EDIT:

 

[Ennui]

intelligence has too many defining factors to be defined itself.

period.

 

[Raeven0]

24/32

I'm torn between getting bored and viewing the answers, and trying every day until I find them all on my own...

[edit.]

Aaaaaaand boredom overpowers. I checked the answers (they're in the FAQ) and evaluated my possibilities:
- almost had 11;
- 14 is beyond me;
- 17 I might have gotten;
- 28-31 I wouldn't have gotten;
- 33 I almost had several times by guessing.

 

[Muffin Man]

16 so far =\ im stuck atm

 

[panda_rage]

Your stuck automatic-teller-machine?

 

[JNightshade]

nonono. He's stuck answer-the-monkey!

Don't ask- it's a michigan thing.

 

[Dan]

32 should be "1000 YEARS IN A MILLENIUM" right? It fits and I enter it but it doesn't check it as right. Am I mispelling something? Also, I looked at some of the answers, and this test is ridiculously biased towards knowledge of the bible and various random sports. I have no clue what an over is in cricket. If you don't have a general knowledge of Christianity there's atleast 3 that you can't get. Put in questions about the Koran in there and see the average American intelligence drop.

 

[joule]

There are two "N"s in the word millennium. S'alright, got me too.

 

[bvasgm]

You're spelling millennium wrong.

 

[spookymooky]

32 should be "1000 YEARS IN A MILLENIUM" right? It fits and I enter it but it doesn't check it as right. Am I mispelling something? Also, I looked at some of the answers, and this test is ridiculously biased towards knowledge of the bible and various random sports. I have no clue what an over is in cricket. If you don't have a general knowledge of Christianity there's atleast 3 that you can't get. Put in questions about the Koran in there and see the average American intelligence drop.

I don't know, I didn't and still don't know how many books there are in any part of the bible, but I got those ones...

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

I got to 19 and stopped. Too tired.

 

[evil^milk]

32 should be "1000 YEARS IN A MILLENIUM" right? It fits and I enter it but it doesn't check it as right. Am I mispelling something? Also, I looked at some of the answers, and this test is ridiculously biased towards knowledge of the bible and various random sports. I have no clue what an over is in cricket. If you don't have a general knowledge of Christianity there's atleast 3 that you can't get. Put in questions about the Koran in there and see the average American intelligence drop.

good point. This test means nothing more than the ability to associate a pattern of sorts. I know there are geniuses out there that aren't defined with this ability.

 

[WaterMelon34]

It's not likely that that is very accurate. According to that test, about half of us should be doctors.

 

[Raeven0]

There's a whole sentence about cultural bias at the bottom of the page, silly.

 

[Fliko]

Dan, its 1000 Years in a Millennium
This is about common knowledge and finding the answer page.

 

[jdufault]

23/33.

 

[15357]

Great. That test is for people with a large vocaburary of english words, which isn't me.


EDIT: or not...... but still needs better understanding, as I only got ten.

EDIT2: Looked at answers. That was biased.

 

[Glo-Boy]

I got all of them. instantly.

 

[Steven]

I got 20, I'm a genius.

I think this test is innacurate it some questions require knowledge that most people don't have so a really smart man with no knowledge will get tolled his stupid.

For a test like this to be accurate they'd have to know the knowledge of the person there testing which they never will.

 

[Greatgat]

As soon as I clicked the link, my brain exploded the website. I don't know if that's good or bad, really.

edit: GOOD.

 

[Nat Turner]

18 so far, still working

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

I saw those answers as well. You would have to know this stuff to get a perfect score.

 

[Nat Turner]

Heh my brother helped me get a couple obvious ones, 20 now.

 

[Ennui]

i got 19 of them, and after looking at the answers i realize there are about 10 i didn't know and wouldn't have gotten ever, like the cricket one and stuff

 

[Uriel]

I have to rely on my good looks, wit, and eyebrows to get my way thru life. Im not the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

[Homer]

1,2,3,4,9,10,13,14,15,16,17,18,21,22,23,25,26,27,32

Thats 19, and I think I'm about to get numbers 33, 30, 24, 20, 19, and 7.


Damn, this is making my head hurt.

*edit* woo, got number 20, that brings me up to... well, 20.

*edit2* got number 7, thats 21

*edit3* number 19 went down, I'm at 22

Alright, I gave up at 22.

Funny that I chose a job that requires nothing but a asvab GT score of 80(if any of you took the asvab you know how bad that is, and before you say anything mine was 134(usmc))

 

[Quak_66]

lol. got about 1

 

[Laivasse]

I was going to give up at 6, pushed on and got to 24 without spoilers. I've got the feeling that I'm missing some really obvious ones so I'll come back and POONZ j00 ORL MuHRHRhrhruyrhr

Edit: 30, but knock at least 1 off because I googled number 28. And then there's maybe 2 mild spoilers in this thread where people mention one word and somehow think it isn't a spoiler.

I'm gutted to have not got number 20, + would have felt good about getting 33...wouldn't have had a chance at 30, although I guessed the last 2 words. Same with 28.

btw, it WAS culturally biased as hell.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I got 25 in the end without help (26 with it). Wooo!

 

[Cormeh]

For the time I spent doing it, I got 13. Given some more though, I could maybe squeeze 17/18.

Not a genius.

 

[The Brick]

All you guys remind me of Index from Halo who kept saying 'hm hmm hmmm... I'm a genius'.