How is this a sport, it's so stupid.

'Sport' is a really loose term.

Also look how fast she stacked those cups. That's pretty crazy.
 
He's just jealous he lacks the thumbs and/or the mighty palm.
 
I don't see why you wouldn't classify it as sports....you run fast it's a sport, you stack cups fast it should be a sport as well.

you can't deny that there goes some physical/mental finesse into stacking the cups that fast...

I found it pretty impressive anyways.
 
–noun
1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature
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Seems to fit the bill to me.
 
Added: 10 January 2006

Do I even need to say it?
 
I know it's old, the fastness of the girl in the video isn't the point, the point is cup stacking being stupid.
 
Hmmmm, finally a sport for me! Finally I can say "Hey, ladies, I am sportish"
 
Dog-- said:
I know it's old, the fastness of the girl in the video isn't the point, the point is cup stacking being stupid.
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I personally am truly thankful to you for illustrating this glaring stupidity that's been right in front of our faces all this time. Football and basketball are far more worthwhile and constructive than such tripe as this!
 
Murray said:
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Do I even need to say it?
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Dude, it's worse than that.

I remember seeing this "sport" on ****ing Nickelodeon in the 90s. That's what it was in its prime.
 
Unfocused said:
Isn't chess considered a sport? It wouldn't really fit this definition you quoted.
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1. an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature
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Yeah, it's a nerd 'sport', but having the skills to compete in chess is pretty damn impressive to me.
 
FishBulb said:
Yeah, it's a nerd 'sport', but having the skills to compete in chess is pretty damn impressive to me.
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Only because you have yet to master Checkers! Oh, and Reversi!
 
FishBulb said:
Oh you're going to bring that up now, are you? Well, I have just one word for you.

Uno.
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There was no such incident. Nothing ever occurred. What's Uno anyway?
 
i think jacking off should be a sport. you line up 10 guys and place pornographic pictures in front of them and the first person to hit a bulls-eye with their seed wins. the winner is then placed in a winner bracket with the hope to make it to the fap finals, which involves the contestants to run at full speed while jacking it.
 
I'm imagining them just standing there, looking at their limp dicks, being all "Zombieturtle didn't make specific enough rules, haha!'".

And this is a stupid thread.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
Because in arguments, you are always like "Guys guitar is a sport", and everyone is like "No dog, no"

And you're all like "yes it is :("

And now look, Mr. Macho making fun of the girl with cup stackability.

Well **** you Dog.
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Tyguy said:
i think jacking off should be a sport. you line up 10 guys and place pornographic pictures in front of them and the first person to hit a bulls-eye with their seed wins. the winner is then placed in a winner bracket with the hope to make it to the fap finals, which involves the contestants to run at full speed while jacking it.
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Qonfused said:
I would Pay Per View that.
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This.
 
Tyguy said:
i think jacking off should be a sport. you line up 10 guys and place pornographic pictures in front of them and the first person to hit a bulls-eye with their seed wins. the winner is then placed in a winner bracket with the hope to make it to the fap finals, which involves the contestants to run at full speed while jacking it.
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there are competitive events of this in certain european countries
 
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FishBulb said:
Yeah, it's a nerd 'sport', but having the skills to compete in chess is pretty damn impressive to me.
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Indeed, but I was focusing on the "athletic" aspect of this definition.
 
Unfocused said:
Indeed, but I was focusing on the "athletic" aspect of this definition.
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All athletic means is requiring physical activity. Be it strength or dexterity. This is a highly dexterous sport. Like archery. Is archery not a sport too?
 
Vegeta897 said:
All athletic means is requiring physical activity. Be it strength or dexterity. This is a highly dexterous sport. Like archery. Is archery not a sport too?
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Fishbulb and me are talking about chess here, Vegeta.
 
Well take it to another thread god damnit.

Making me look like a fool...
 
Tyguy said:
i think jacking off should be a sport. you line up 10 guys and place pornographic pictures in front of them and the first person to hit a bulls-eye with their seed wins. the winner is then placed in a winner bracket with the hope to make it to the fap finals, which involves the contestants to run at full speed while jacking it.
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you'd love to be the target right? ;)



anyway...yes archery is a sport, an Olympic sport actually. it requires strength, endurance, dexterity and other skills. individual tournaments can last up to 6 hours.
and most importantly it's all about keeping a cool head, unlike running where you don't have to think too much.

it also can be relatively sexy

bow_hunter_01_800.jpg


bowhunter2.jpg
 
I guess the modern compound bow allows for women to have breasts.

Did you know that the reason Amazons were so feared by European men was that they'd chop their left tit off so they could use bows? Fear the warrior woman.
 
Viperidae said:
I guess the modern compound bow allows for women to have breasts.

Did you know that the reason Amazons were so feared by European men was that they'd chop their left tit off so they could use bows? Fear the warrior woman.
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silly girls...all they needed was a chest guard or a more forward bending technique. monoboob FTL



In some versions of the myth, no men were permitted to have sexual encounters or reside in Amazon country; but once a year, in order to prevent their race from dying out, they visited the Gargareans, a neighbouring tribe. The male children who were the result of these visits were either killed, or sent back to their fathers or exposed in the wilderness to fend for themselves; the females were kept and brought up by their mothers, and trained in agricultural pursuits, hunting, and the art of war. In other versions when the Amazons went to war they would not kill all the men. Some they would take as slaves, and once or twice a year they would have sex with their slaves.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazons

oh man! i always miss out on all the fun
 
Crap, it was their right tit. I always get confused between which hand holds the bow and which notches.
 
It's not his fault. We can't all join the Scouts.
 
Tyguy said:
i think jacking off should be a sport. you line up 10 guys and place pornographic pictures in front of them and the first person to hit a bulls-eye with their seed wins. the winner is then placed in a winner bracket with the hope to make it to the fap finals, which involves the contestants to run at full speed while jacking it.
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Ever seen japanese assmilk competitions?


I have.
 
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