How low can he go?

[CookieCuttah]

He's probably done this his whole life, except it isn't the school kids who are tired of his crap now, it's us.

 

[Stigmata]

I came in here expecting a limbo video.

But instead, all I get is an increase of mass in the JACKTHOMPSONHATEHATEHATE portion of my brain.

 

[spookymooky]

zomg a pattern

zomg! noticed it too! Another conspiracy! That's what, number 4 today?

 

[MiccyNarc]

I came in here expecting a limbo video.

Me too oddly enough.

 

[Septih]

Apparently(I've only seen one post on another forum by a guy from mgs.org) Jack has phoned up the guys mother and tried to persaude her to sue mgs.org and Konami.

That's just plain heartlessness.

 

[Vegeta897]

Apparently(I've only seen one post on another forum by a guy from mgs.org) Jack has phoned up the guys mother and tried to persaude her to sue mgs.org and Konami.

That's just plain heartlessness.

Jeez, you've got to be kidding.

 

[Danimal]

Only in real life. Let's ban him
*takes ban stick*

*Takes ban stick back and slaps Beerend on the back of the head*

Fool, don't take my stuff.

 

[spookymooky]

danimowned.

er, wow, Danny moaned.

That's terrible.

/disgusted

 

[Jintor]

Let's see how much lower he CAN get.

 

[JNightshade]

6 feet under, preferably.

Now, judging by past occurances, Jack will see that remark, take it completely seriously, and brand me as another "dangerous gamer" hooked on "masturbatory trash".

 

[Muffin Man]

Apparently(I've only seen one post on another forum by a guy from mgs.org) Jack has phoned up the guys mother and tried to persaude her to sue mgs.org and Konami.

That's just plain heartlessness.

Jack has his head so far up his ass that lump in his throat is his nose... Can't remember what comedian I stole that from.

I would sue Jack for harrasment or emotional stress or something. or physically put his organs on the outside

 

[Kamikazie]

i will pay someone to go to his house and kill the sick ****...although i have no source of income whatsoever, i will pay you 2 bucks.

 

[Que-Ever]

i will pay someone to go to his house and kill the sick ****...although i have no source of income whatsoever, i will pay you 2 bucks.

Hey, it's more than I've got.
*goes to florida*

 

[Homer]

I hope and pray to run into Mr. Thompson some day. Hopefully in uniform, that would be about as sweet as it gets.

Why yes, I, unlike you, play video games. And yes, I, also unlike you, stood up and defended my country when I was needed. Where were you during Vietnam again? Safe and sound at school? What a shock.

Then I crush his greedy, cowardly skull.

 

[JNightshade]

Dibs on shitting on his corpse.

 

[Muffin Man]

only if i get to shank it !! like a mexican !

 

[MultiVaC]

Jack Thompson... what a douche. Seriously.

 

[Lou]

This unfortunate soul chose to fill it up with combat games. The playing of these video games is masturbatory activity, meaning senseless self-stimulation. If you gamers could use a dictionary you would know that that term is not necessarily a sexual one.
.

mas·tur·ba·tion [màstər báysh’n]
n
stroke genitals: to give oneself or somebody else sexual pleasure by stroking the genitals, usually to orgasm.

 

[JNightshade]

Well, the dictionary definition is sexual, it's true, but it really does have different meanings in its actual usage. I've heard the term "masturbatory" used before... it's always used to describe something someone dislikes/thinks is a waste of time.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Yeah. It basically means 'the person doing it enjoyed the process but nobody else wants to watch.' Hence 'directorial masturbation'. Which isn't always true of videogames because some games are incredibly fun to watch people play. :upstare:

And Homer, that would be especially amusing considering he's always comparing himself to WW2 GIs fighting against the Nazis. :hmph:

 

[Beerdude26]

*Takes ban stick back and slaps Beerend on the back of the head*

Fool, don't take my stuff.

I was going to return it D:

EDIT: Holy crap that's heartless (the phone call)

 

[Jangle]

I thought this thread was going to be about limbo dancing...

 

[Sam]

RIP that gamer, hope his family and friends are OK.

Jack Thompson is a ****.

 

[Muffin Man]

I should put on a nazi uniform and cap him with my luger, that'd show him. WW2 my ass, its him vs everyone. Nazis woulda shelled his ass.

**EDIT** ok just a second.. i disagree with nazis and are not agreeing with them in any way. that may have sounded a little like rooting for nazis >_>. In reality it is just anti-thompson

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Maybe.....Jack Thompson is right?

Do....... Not........ Say...... That..... God..... Dammit..................

Oh shit...... "The Jack" has assimilated you..... SOMEBODY, GIVE ME MY ****ING TORCH!

 

[Muffin Man]

/me puts OvA in an oven

 

[Seagull]

/me gives Willie his torch

 

[LiquidToast]

...f*** Jack Thompson

 

[OvA]

Seriously, videogames have destroyed my life and all of yours. We sit around playing them and posting on violent pornography forums like this when we could be out having productive lives.

Also,

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[Tollbooth Willie]

/me gives Willie his torch

Thanks Polar Bear... Now.. Die you alien son of a beatch!

/Me burns OvA until he's a burning pile of amassed screaming internals

 

[Beerdude26]

Seriously, videogames have destroyed my life and all of yours. We sit around playing them and posting on violent pornography forums like this when we could be out having productive lives.

Also,

My anger towards his paragraphs written in keyboard hits:

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Holy shit :|
*runs*

 

[Uriel]

Hehehehe, violent pornographic forums.

 

[Donut4000]

Just read this thread - this Jack bloke isn't really the best advert for Christianity. I find it quite ironic how folk with as an extreme a view as Jack does, miss the fact they are pissing in their own bathwater - how can he possibly suppose he is pushing christianity by being deeply unsympathetic and callous at the same time. <Sighs>...I'm a total athiest...but I don't feel like getting on my high horse, or getting snotty about it...
Wonder how old he is...

 

[Vegeta897]

He's quite old, atleast over 50 or even 60 if I had to take a guess.

 

[Beerdude26]

Check out the Wikipedia site to see how loco batshit he actually is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorney)

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

That guy gives me just another reason to stop paying to the church...

 

[Donut4000]

He's not (all) there..

Check out the Wikipedia site to see how loco batshit he actually is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(attorney)

Seems our Jack's gone AWOL form Wiki....Maybe
God took him off in a gesture of goodwill and to make us heathen look silly.

 

[Donut4000]

Seems our Jack's gone AWOL form Wiki....Maybe
God took him off in a gesture of goodwill and to make us heathen look silly.

..ooops - by applying 5 seconds of effort with Wiki's search... I found him: He's a bit....keen...sort of a Pat Buchanan style liberal-moderate-mouse...:flame: