How much fast food

[Vass]

American cheese does suck. Only if they swapped it with real cheddar...:cheers:

I refuse to eat at some places like McDonald's or Burger King. And all the food at Steak 'n' Shake blows

 

[Warbie]

Do currys count? If so, twice a week. mmmmm curry.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

American cheese > swiss > provolone (the only choices at the local sub place). Swiss and prov have barely any flavor, so its like adding pure fat. Cheddar for tacos and stand alone.

 

[Darkside55]

Swiss is delicious, heathen.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

its better than prov but still pales in comparison to american.

 

[Darkside55]

This is true. American cheese goes good with everything: burgers, sandwiches, crackers, you can melt it and put it on nachos, hotdogs, fries...American is the Ultimate Cheese.

 

[CptStern]

Do currys count? If so, twice a week. mmmmm curry.

I love curry ..green brown even that crazy yellow curry ..but my stomach doesnt ;(


smoked gouda > every other cheese

 

[Raziaar]

I prefer pepper jack cheese. The jalape?o flavor is spectacular!

 

[Stigmata]

Curry is god damn delicious.

 

[Polaris]

I'm not big fan of McDonalds but now they have BACON in their burgers! I love it.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Pepper jack is awesome. I have yet to try smoked gouda.

 

[CptStern]

it's like gouda ...only smokier

 

[Emporius]

Havarti with herbs YUM. American cheese is terrible except on Hamburger. The taste makes me physically ill.

My god I love curry

 

[CptStern]

is american cheese process cheese or just white chedder?

 

[Raziaar]

it's like gouda ...only smokier

I don't like gouda actually. My brother loves it, but it's very... unspecial to me. He thinks I'm nuts.

is american cheese process cheese or just white chedder?

American cheese are those things you see as like, kraft singles. The yellow rubbery like cheese. It's super gross. It's a processed cheese.

 

[Stigmata]

American cheese goes with everything, in the sense that it's less of a flavour enhancer and more of a cement used to make sure your food doesn't fall apart.

 

[Raziaar]

I'm not big fan of McDonalds but now they have BACON in their burgers! I love it.

Sure they make their burgers look good in the promotional ads, but the reality is that they look pretty gross. And man... look, this one isn't properly cooked.

 

[CptStern]

process cheese is good on grilled cheese but not much else


and raziaar, you are nuts

 

[kineaesth]

I don't eat fast food very often. When I do, I go to Burgerfuel or Hell, both of which started in New Zealand, and both of which are fantastic. Burgerfuel does delicious properly giant burgers, Hell makes sweet sweet pizza. I love those stores.

 

[Gordon_X]

I eat maybe once every two weeks.

 

[Raziaar]

I eat maybe once every two weeks.

What are you, a snake?

 

[Gordon_X]

What are you, a snake?

Fast food, I mean. lol

XD

 

[Raziaar]

Fast food, I mean. lol

XD

Oh okay. That makes sense. I forgot we were in a thread about fast food.

 

[Darkside55]

American cheese are those things you see as like, kraft singles. The yellow rubbery like cheese. It's super gross. It's a processed cheese.

Well, look at Mr. High-and-Mighty, Mr. Coagulated Milk Connoisseur, the veritable Cheeze Whiz himself, too good to eat Kraft singles right out of the package like any good child and child-at-heart does. Think you're better than the rest of us, eh, you bastard? YOU AIN'T BETTER THAN ME! I'm going to eat this Kraft cheese that contains five ounces of milk, instead of oil and water like other brands, and I'm going to enjoy it.

How dare you, you smug bastard?

Also I've never had a McDonald's burger that looked that bad, nor that was undercooked. And I've been eating there regularly for the past two-and-a-half decades.

 

[ShinRa]

I eat fast food somewhere between 4 and 7 times a week.

 

[Raziaar]

Don't hate me darkside.

 

[Darkside55]

I don't hate 'cha. I just wanna yell at ya a bit. Why must you people hate on American cheese so? Why must you hate the Kraft single? The Kraft single has been my best friend since I was a boy. He didn't want to hurt anybody. He just wanted to be delicious.

And everybody in this thread is talking shit about him! ;(

 

[evil^milk]

Yesterday I decided it would be a good idea to eat some Burger King.

Well, after eating a Biscuit Whateverwich and a chocolate smoothie, I felt bad.

Real bad.

Seriously, about 30 minutes after eating I starting feeling lazy. Lazy as in, you have just woken up in the morning kind of lazy, when all you wanna do is just go back to bed and sleep a couple more hours.

Then my head started throbbing so that if I fixed my eyes on something, or let them out of focus, I could literally see little veiny vessels of fluorescent colors pumping rhythmically to the beat of my heart. I couldn't even focus on studying (I had a test the following period).

Then I assploded. Comic relief ensued, for I farted farts that were longer than 3 seconds.

But I can still feel the dingleberries. Clingy mother****ers aren't cool or afraid of anything.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Meh... Dairy Queen, or jack In The Box (I call it jack in the crotch...) I usually only eat it once every few weeks.

 

[Darkside55]

problems

Damn, dude. Sucks to be you. I had some Burger King for lunch today and I feel fine. You gotta watch out for The King though; he's murderous. You probably did something to piss him off and he put rat poison in your food. The King does things like that, and then he laughs about it later like it was some kind of practical joke.

Except he's not trying to punk you, he's trying to kill you.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I rarely eat fast food nowadays. If I do I'll go for Wendy's or Sonic.

 

[Cavalry]

Only good thing that I see in fast food is french fries.

If I can find a video on how Fast food places actually make burgers, you'd never eat it again.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

There's been plenty of threads here about that. People go right on eating though.



While we're on this, what was that video of someone pouring cCoke on raw meat and tape worms or some shit like that?

 

[Cavalry]

Then there was the story of Wendy's chili and the finger.

I don't see how people can eat it.

last time I had a full fast food meal;13 years old, forgot where, but my burger had some blue plastic thing in it.

*shudders at thought*

 

[Darkside55]

Instead, I'm left eating American cheese slices raw as a snack. Seriously, who does that?

Everybody does that. You know why, it's because every American household has Kraft singles in their fridge and they never seem to run out. It's like an endless supply of cheese, all stacked neatly and wrapped in individual plastic. And you're hungry and you want a snack, and maybe there isn't anything else around or you're just too lazy to make something, but hey! there's that cheese, ready to eat.

And it's delicious.

You know what else is awesome and I'm not ashamed to admit it? STRING CHEESE. FUCK YES.

YES.

You know what else is good? Those cheese-and-cracker snacks. You ever have those, the ones with the little red stick, comes in a plastic container with crackers on one side and melted cheese on the other end?

 

[Raziaar]

String cheese is good. It's basically mozzarella isn't it? And mozzarella is good.

You know what else is good? Those cheese-and-cracker snacks. You ever have those, the ones with the little red stick, comes in a plastic container with crackers on one side and melted cheese on the other end?

I love those too

 

[Raziaar]

It's not on the topic of cheese, but when I was a kid my favorite treat ever would be a box of these animal cookies that were like coated in a solid frosting with sprinkles. And I'd have a plastic container of that cake frosting you see in the stores, and I'd dip the cookies in there and eat them with the frosting.

A kids dream.

 

[Cavalry]

Oooooh yes! I like the ones with pretzels on the other side better, though. This reminds me of Dunkaroos. You know, those things in the same package style, but with icing and cookies? DELICIOUS. I miss those so much. I would always eat the cookies first and then the icing separately, and it tasted like truth and beauty and delicious delicious diabetes. AND I LIKED IT THAT WAY.

Are Dunkaroo's still around. God I haven't had one in ages. Kraft makes some new stuff with Ritz crackers that can be dipped in peanut butter, and the epicly deliciously tasty pretzels and cheese, but its still not as good as CHEESE FRIES!

 

[Darkside55]

Dunkaroos were too good for this world. They're all gone now.

Raz are you talking about Mother's Circus Animal cookies?

 

[Cavalry]

Dunkaroos were too good for this world. They're all gone now.

Those heartless bastards

Lets start a petition to bring them back.