How much water is in your toilet (pre-flush, obviously)

[Dalamari]

DISCUSS.

I've got about 6" of water (deep) or maybe more, it's quite a lot, good for the really big shits.

 

[noQ]

I shit in a bag. No water.

 

[Raziaar]

Oh what a classy thread.

I don't know... standard I guess. I'm not really tempted to take a tape measure to it or siphon it out into a measuring cup.

 

[Gunner]

The **** is wrong with you people?

 

[Irksome]

Don't know.

 

[Phobie]

This is the weirdest thing.

I don't know, frankly. And I'm not willing to find out!

 

[Stigmata]

I would have to guess "enough".

 

[Reginald]

A disappointing 4 inches. Inversely proportional to my penis.

 

[Stigmata]

So... your penis is negative four inches?

 

[Seppo]

I haven't measured yet.
What's the universal standard?

 

[CyberPitz]

Depends. Our toilet sucks. Sometimes it has about 3-5 inches, other times just.

 

[Seppo]

Depends. Our toilet sucks. Sometimes it has about 3-5 inches, other times just.

ha! Only 3-5 inches? That's like one of the worst amounts of water to have in a toilet. It's generally frowned upon.

 

[Reginald]

So... your penis is negative four inches?

Only for you.

 

[<RJMC>]

I use the nature not toilets

 

[delusional]

I peed in my backyard once.

 

[Seppo]

The only hardcore thing is the fact that you shit in a bag.

 

[noQ]

You got to be conservative.
You never know when the time comes and you'll need a bag full of shit.

I'M READY.

 

[Druckles]

Pre-piss?

 

[Smoke]

Same, about 6. I get tons of splashback though.

 

[Seppo]

Same, about 6. I get tons of splashback though.

Why don't you put paper in the toilet before unloading? Or learn to be conservative with the turd, try to keep it together untill it reaches the surface of the water. Once it's allready underwater you can snap it half with your buttocks, and it'll just smoothly "slide" into the water without any kind of splashback. Practice, practice...

edit: only works with solid fecal matter of course

 

[Narcolepsy]

Wow, halflife2.net has officially jumped the shark.



(2 liters...)

 

[Tarkus]

I crap in urinols and piss in toilets.... Am I weird?

 

[Seppo]

I crap in urinols and piss in toilets.... Am I weird?

No. You're just a vandal.

 

[delusional]

Am I the only person who puts toilet paper down on the toilet seat before I take a shit? At home of course.

 

[Smoke]

Why don't you put paper in the toilet before unloading? Or learn to be conservative with the turd, try to keep it together untill it reaches the surface of the water. Once it's allready underwater you can snap it half with your buttocks, and it'll just smoothly "slide" into the water without any kind of splashback. Practice, practice...

edit: only works with solid fecal matter of course

Oh, I use the paper technique. But if I use too much I'll block the toilet up (again) and then no shitting for anyone.

 

[MJ12]

Oh I'd say around..... 7 pounds?

 

[Bad^Hat]

About 5 buckets worth, which I mopped off of our bathroom floor this morning after it was flooded from upstairs. Which just so happens to be the landlord's place. So that was fun.

 

[Maxi]

In the city of Nokia, they dunmped 400 000 liters of waste water into the water network, causing about 10 000 people to get diahrrea, vomiting and fever.

Lovely.

Oh, 30 000 people live there.

 

[Pesmerga]

Where do you begin measuring?

 

[The Monkey]

The American toilets have much more water than the Swedish ones. It's true.

 

[Skaadi]

I've honestly never thought about it

 

[Beerdude26]

I dunno, like 3 or 4 inches?

 

[Drackard]

None, I have an extra long straw attached so I can continuously drink from it.

 

[evil^milk]

Am I the only person who puts toilet paper down on the toilet seat before I take a shit? At home of course.

I do that with college and public restrooms.

Wal-mart is the worst. It always smells like shit... and there's been a sort of package of shit the janitors have been too reluctant to clean. It's literally as if someone took one of those brown disposable papers you dry your hands with, shat on it, and threw it almost at the toilet, but missed and now there's a streak of shit on the floor.

The urinals are full of pubes 'n shit.

Thank god the sinks or lavatories were made with lazor recognition hardware. And air/bacon machine things rule.

 

[Phobie]

Why would you take a shit at Wal-Mart? Go before you leave, people!

 

[jerkasaur]

Wal-mart is the worst. It always smells like shit...

Why would you take a shit at Wal-Mart?

cuz shit is just shit, you never know when you have to shit really, you go to the bathroom and you think you gotta shit but then it's not shit it's just gas and even thought it felt like shit it just smells like shit and there's nothing you can do about that shit, so you get out of the bathroom and you head to wal-mart and again you feel like you have to shit but you know it's not shit this time and it's just gonna smell like shit but isn't shit itself so you try to ease yourself and just try to fart a little but then you find out oh shit, it is actually shit and you just have to go shit so you go to the bathroom and it smells like shit and you wonder why but then you take your pants off and start to shit when you fart again and it smells like shit but it's not shit again so you find ot ooooh, so that's why it smells like shit here and you get out of the bathroom and walk a few minutes and it starts to feel you have to shit again but you're pretty sure you are not going to shit so you just let everything out and damn, you feel something warm comming out of your ass and you go like oh shit, i just shat. and you figure it doesn't only smell or feel like shit anymore, it is shit.
moral of the story: shit happens, you just never know when.

 

[Asknoone]

I am enlightened.

 

[Tyguy]

i actually figured out how much water o ise up per year when i use a toilet/urinal...bored at work!