How NOT to ask for relationship advice

[JCampbell]

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Poor "woman." Someone should tell her that venting to a bunch of lowlifes on a public forum who have way too many problems of their own (this becomes apparent later in the thread) doesn't do anything except garner support from homegrown nerds who would be sure to "l33t w3b sex0rz" her the first chance they got.

Kudos to HLFallout for the original link.

 

[FoB_Ed]

this is the HL2 board. Go over to the general off topic board and post this there.

 

[oldfaq]

haha, that's f*cking halarious, I've never read anyhting so gay...
talk about hardcore nerds... hahaha, shiiiiiit.

 

[Sharrd]

this is the HL2 board. Go over to the general off topic board and post this there.

It is Half-Life that the ex-boyfriend had played, though.
Man, she's ridiculous. I would've at least stabbed him in the kidneys. Then again, if I were a woman, I probably wouldn't get a boyfriend like him.

 

[mortiz]

lol, let's face it there is no good way to ask relationship advice on a gaming forum, just look at the "relationship" thread on this forum!

 

[corkscru74]

I like how she says "I am upset, so I am talking in third person point of view. Listen to my story." but then continues to talk in first person....that's a dumpable offence on its own....er....or is it just me being ridiculously pedantic again?

Well, as my old man always says "Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen!".

 

[Tr0n]

Hahaha halo kiddies.

 

[Zeus]

haha, that's f*cking halarious, I've never read anyhting so gay...
talk about hardcore nerds... hahaha, shiiiiiit.

Hey man, you can say that again. I thought I was a nerd but that's just hardcore

 

[Gargantou]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, god, most pathetic shit I've ever read in my entire ****ing pathetic selfsympatizing attention-craving life

 

[baron insig]

ugghh that makes me cringe

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Actually, if she can't let him have a weekend that HE wanted then she was the one being selfish.

Unless she was dying or ill, I don't see the big deal. If you're in a relationship you don't have to always be in their precense 24/7.

 

[Dan]

I am upset, so I am talking in third person point of view. Listen to my story.

I was having a really bad week and I wanted to spend the weekend with my ex-boyfriend. (This was when we were together.) I just felt so happy when I was with him, and I told him that, and instead, he chose to play Half-life then go out with me.

Is it just me or is she talking in the first person? It's probably stupidity like that which is the reason the guy didn't want to spend time with her.
If girls want to boost their self esteem and have guys faun over them, all they have to do is hang around in geeky male territory like internet chat forums. I also see it a lot in engineering. Usually it's kind of annoying indie chicks that have 3 or 4 guys to follow them around. Try living in a world where the male:female ratio isn't 9:1 and suddenly you're not so special anymore.

 

[Vegeta897]

Is it just me or is she talking in the first person? It's probably stupidity like that which is the reason the guy didn't want to spend time with her.

That's girls for ya.

 

[Zeus]

I mean I felt a little bad about myself but my self esteem rose quite a lot reading Mad Professor's posts. I mean there's nerds but this guy just takes it to the next level by having an emotional breakdown on an internet forum.

 

[Ennui]

Hahaha halo kiddies.

Yep, just what I expected at a Halo site

 

[destrukt]

Don't sweat it man. The closest thing I have to a girlfriend either lives in a grey metal case or ends in .jpg.

^ hahahah.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Man that guy must be retarted.Haalf life is stupid he must be gay if he picks a man named gordon freemen over you.I've been trying to date girls for the last century and all off them are shallow as hell in my school.

your cool you have a mini cooper.

This guy is quite the biggest moron I have seen in a long while...

 

[Kommie]

Am I the only person who hates it when ugly smelly dorks call girls shallow because they wont date them? us normal guys don't claim that girls are shallow for not wanting to date us. I always want to say maybe if you didnt have on a japanese cartoon shirt that is ten sizes too small with pit stains, and you didnt smell like ass, and you actually talked to them you might not get shot down every time. yeah its them not you, loser...
I seem to be ranting so i am done

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Am I the only person who hates it when ugly smelly dorks call girls shallow because they wont date them? us normal guys don't claim that girls are shallow for not wanting to date us. I always want to say maybe if you didnt have on a japanese cartoon shirt that is ten sizes too small with pit stains, and you didnt smell like ass, and you actually talked to them you might not get shot down every time. yeah its them not you, loser...
I seem to be ranting so i am done

It's sad that when you described that, it was exactly the kid who sits two rows behind me in my computer class

 

[Dan]

Is his name Jai-Lin I think I know him too. Does he talk to you a lot about kittens?

 

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