How often do you get a haircut?

[Phobie]

If you look at me pixxx in the other thread, you would note that I haven't cut my hair in quite sometime.

You also may want to grab a few tissues.

 

[Shamrock]

You also may want to grab a few tissues.

You don't know how many ways one can take what you just said... Or maybe you do know. :naughty:

 

[Phobie]

It was implied, SUNSHINE.

 

[SimonomiS]

I'm wondering if there's even an innocuous way to take that...

 

[Shamrock]

It was implied, SUNSHINE.

This just crossed my mind.

Have you ever wondered if anyone has ever masturbated to pictures of yourself? I would love to know if anyone has to mine. That would be... AWESOME!

 

[Phobie]

Stigmata probably has to yours, in fact I'm fairly sure of it.

 

[Stigmata]

Shut up!

 

[Phobie]

I...er....I...


>_>

 

[Warbie]

I've masturbated to pics of myself

 

[Stigmata]

I mean uh.... what? I've never done such a thing! Haha, silly me!

>_>

 

[Angry Lawyer]

This just crossed my mind.

Have you ever wondered if anyone has ever masturbated to pictures of yourself? I would love to know if anyone has to mine. That would be... AWESOME!

I've had weird girlfriends in the past.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Phobie]

Why does them 'bating to your picture make them weird? Unless that was a "woe oh woe is me" type comment ^__^

 

[Shamrock]

I love how awkward this thread has got, but in return, I'm thankful there are people masturbating to my picture. :naughty:

I've come up with an immaculate idea thanks to all of you.

Everyone needs to print out my picture, and take a picture of themselves with it in a random location in their city. I shall give $10 to the best/most creative photograph taken via PayPal or Royal Post or USPS or anything.

 

[Rapstah]

I'd love to see you send $10 to a faraway location where dollars are unusable, sure. Are we supposed to be masturbating on the pictures?

 

[Stigmata]

Immaculate!

 

[Shamrock]

I'd love to see you send $10 to a faraway location where dollars are unusable, sure. Are we supposed to be masturbating on the pictures?

LOL. You could always take it to the bank and have them convert it to your unworthy doll hairs. That is why via PayPal would be best.

You can 'bate on the pictures if you want. However, it is solely up to you on what you want to photograph.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Why does them 'bating to your picture make them weird? Unless that was a "woe oh woe is me" type comment ^__^

I'm a pretty average-looking guy, not Johnny Depp. It just strikes me as weird that they'd pick a picture of me over a more attractive star.

Although, one of my ex-girlfriends had a huge Depp poster above her bed, staring down at us, watching our every move.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[theotherguy]

lookee there, a normal distribution, skewed right.

 

[Shamrock]

I'm a pretty average-looking guy, not Johnny Depp. It just strikes me as weird that they'd pick a picture of me over a more attractive star.

-Angry Lawyer

Indeed. I've wondered that, too.

 

[Rapstah]

You can 'bate on the pictures if you want. However, it is solely up to you on what you want to photograph.

Then I'll photograph this awesome flower without your picture.

 

[Shamrock]

Then I'll photograph this awesome flower without your picture.

Hahahaha.

No $10 for you then.