How real dads play with their kids.

[MJ12]

The child will get more bruises and scapes sliding across, but the child being dropped is in danger of things like broken leg/ankle, shattered pelvis, or if he tries to break his falls with his hands - broken arm/wrists/fingers..

Someone's been watching too much Matilda, go to 1:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EjSC5i5VQc&feature=related

 

[Dog--]

Well there you go, proof.

She didn't even get grass stains.

 

[Krynn72]

The vertical velocity the kid is traveling will be the same regardless of whether or not there is horizontal velocity. The impact from a straight-down fall versus a diagonal-down fall will be the same. The horizontal speed only makes things worse.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Someone's been watching too much Matilda, go to 1:00

ROFL

"Nice release"

 

[VirusType2]

The horizontal speed only makes things worse.

Truth.

Because when the kid's feet catches on the grass, he will go face first into the dirt.

 

[lefty]

This is turning into another cat/eiffel tower fiasco.

 

[Dog--]

No, see, a cat WOULD survive, end of story.

A child thrown at an angle to the ground would sustain less injuries then dropped from a set distance.

I said it, so it's right, now **** yourselves.

 

[MJ12]

Dog, we are going to shrink you, and then all the HL2 members are going to play catch with you and do tricks with you. If one of us screws up and/or drops you, you better not complain about that broken leg/arm/neck/concussion/death.

 

[Hellrider]

Wow so many idiots overreacting.

 

[Krynn72]

Wow so many idiots overreacting.

omglol gud 1

 

[Qonfused]

wow So Many Idiots Overreacting.

...

2/10

 

[Kyorisu]

There are two types of people in this thread;

Rational: Something may have happened but it didn't. Not exactly a safe activity but kids get hurt and killed all the time.

Irrational: OMG KIDS COULD HAVE DIEDDEDDE. OH THE HUMANITY.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Three.

Judging: These are the types of people who are in this thread.

WELL I GUESS I KNOW WHICH CAMP I'M IN damnit.

 

[Vegeta897]

Four.

Chain makers: O lawd

 

[Qonfused]

Five.

******s.

 

[Vegeta897]

Six.

Pick up sticks.

 

[Qonfused]

Seven.

I'll shit in your goddamn mouth bitch.

 

[Bad^Hat]

**** you. Seriously.

Edit - Wait I forgot this thing.

 

[Hellrider]

omglol gud 1

What?