How to cure hiccups quickly? PLEASE??

[MiccyNarc]

I know a former professional actor, and one time when he was about to go on stage he got a bad case of hiccups. His stage director comes over and realizes the situation. He pulls out $100 and says "This money is yours if you hiccup one more time"
My friend stood there in shock for a few seconds, and suddenly got his cue to go on stage. He didn't hiccup the rest of the night.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

This always works for me

punch yourself in the stomach a bit, the problem for me is ALWAYS gas stuck in the stomach and once you burp, thats the end. Soda might help if punching doesnt work first.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Let someone kick you in the throat/chest/stomach 300 style.

 

[Kester^]

Concentrate on breathing all the air from your lungs out, then breathe as much in as possible, making sure to do it slowly and controlled, repeat if necessary.

 

[Xendance]

Eat doritoes.

I got hiccups by eating cold sausages. Doritoes got rid of them.

 

[CyberPitz]

Every time I go by this thread, I read the title as, "How to cure herpes quickly? PLEASE??"

 

[Dalamari]

Sell your shitty Vauxhall

 

[lePobz]

Sell your shitty Vauxhall

My shitty vauxhall that has more features and goes faster than most new cars that cost 15 times as much? Why don't you sell your shitty car before trying to give advice to people that clearly don't need it. Oh, and get a hair cut.

Back on topic, my hiccups were cured about 10 minutes after I started the thread...

 

[Solaris]

A solution I've found that has never failed me.

Get some water, drink it but don't swallow, hold the water in your mouth.

Lie down flat, swallow.

Cured.

 

[CyberPitz]

A solution I've found that has never failed me.

Get some water, drink it but don't swallow, hold the water in your mouth.

Lie down flat, swallow.

Cured.

That reminds me, I love to put some water in my mouth, tilt my head all the way back, so the water goes down the throat a bit...then dip my head forward all the way, and it comes back into my mouth.