How to Destroy the World

[Murray_H]

http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html

 

[G-Dub]

"You will need: a microscopic black hole."



People are strange!

 

[Insano]

Number of times the Earth has been destroyed: 0

What a genious! :O

 

[ríomhaire]

Number of times the Earth has been destroyed: 0

Somebody hasn't read The Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy series, *tsk, tsk*

 

[bvasgm]

Know your enemy

This is great!!

 

[Murray_H]

What a genious! :O

genius

the Earth is hardcore to the max!

 

[oberGeist]

old
was posted here a while ago



still funny tho

 

[Dan]

they forgot mechanical ressonance. If you get a big enough oscillator matched to the mechanical frequency of the earth you could shake it apart. Tesla proposed that large stocks of explosive detonated at opposite sides of the earth at precisely timed intervals would tear the earth to peices.

 

[Direwolf]

Yeah, but it would just be ripped up and would all collapse together. The idea is to obliterate it totally.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Yes, that was cool. I realized something after reading that but didn't send it in, doesn't really destroy Earth, but pretty much precludes most forms of life.

From what I've heard, the Earth's spin is regulated by the Moon. It's like they're forever entwined in a solar waltz. Except, it's not forever - the Moon is supposedly drifting away a little further all the time. If the Moon were to be destroyed or this process accellerated, the Earth would begin tumbling randomly, obliterating the seasons and night and day, etc. Polar one day, tropical the next. Trippy way to go, though :smoking:

 

[spookymooky]

Yes, that was cool. I realized something after reading that but didn't send it in, doesn't really destroy Earth, but pretty much precludes most forms of life.

From what I've heard, the Earth's spin is regulated by the Moon. It's like they're forever entwined in a solar waltz. Except, it's not forever - the Moon is supposedly drifting away a little further all the time. If the Moon were to be destroyed or this process accellerated, the Earth would begin tumbling randomly, obliterating the seasons and night and day, etc. Polar one day, tropical the next. Trippy way to go, though :smoking:

Wouldnt that require the same processes as necessary to destroy the earth? Would require slightly less effort i guess, but it'd take longer.

 

[Burn]

Humans are allready destroying the world... Dont need to do anything more then what we are doing now.

 

[outpost]

At the very bottom, one of the things that it said could destroy the earth was gay marrige

 

[Murray_H]

At the very bottom, one of the things that it said could destroy the earth was gay marrige

Read it again

Things which will NOT destroy the Earth

Gay marriage.

 

[outpost]

Pffftttt I was close

 

[Ames]

I could.

edit: No, I can't. ;(

 

[xLostx]

The end of the world is already upon us: Jamster.
DUN DUN DUN

 

[michele]

What a genious! :O

Yes, I'm still in shock!

-michele

:bounce:

 

[Qwert93]

The time travel method is pretty impossible. If some guy went back in time and bomb the earth, he can't return to the present because he would have died. Think about it.

 

[Datrix]

The time travel method is pretty impossible. If some guy went back in time and bomb the earth, he can't return to the present because he would have died. Think about it.

It depends on which type of time travel you believe in. IE: If he used the String Theory for time travel, then it would be possible.

 

[JellyWorld]

The time travel method is pretty impossible. If some guy went back in time and bomb the earth, he can't return to the present because he would have died. Think about it.

Just because he can't return to the present doesn't mean it can't be done.

 

[Qwert93]

Just because he can't return to the present doesn't mean it can't be done.

No, what I mean is that if he destroy the earth in the past, he would not exist( as well as the whole human race and other animals). So, he couldn't actually go back in time and plant the bomb. See?

 

[Alix Mcdean]

No, what I mean is that if he destroy the earth in the past, he would not exist( as well as the whole human race and other animals). So, he couldn't actually go back in time and plant the bomb. See?

TEH MAN SPEAKETH TEH TROOF.



That was pretty much what I was thinking too.
-Alix

 

[Datrix]

People, you're forgetting the String Theory. Basically you jump into a universe (string) that is almost exactly identical to ours, except running in a different timeline. So If you destroyed Earth, only the Earth in that string would be gone. Then you would simply jump back into a string that was similar to our original one, thus you would have destroyed the Earth without harming yourself. Although in this time travelling theory, there is billions of other Earths all on different strings that would need to be destroyed.

 

[Dan]

Humans are allready destroying the world... Dont need to do anything more then what we are doing now.

we're not destroying the earth, we're only changing it, mainly the very thin crust on the surface.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

They've all got it wrong. The crust is removed to reveal one gigantic space-station. The ultimate disguise

 

[Raziaar]

People, you're forgetting the String Theory. Basically you jump into a universe (string) that is almost exactly identical to ours, except running in a different timeline. So If you destroyed Earth, only the Earth in that string would be gone. Then you would simply jump back into a string that was similar to our original one, thus you would have destroyed the Earth without harming yourself. Although in this time travelling theory, there is billions of other Earths all on different strings that would need to be destroyed.

Tie the strings together, like some gigantic, elaborate firecracker chain reaction.

All except your string, that is.

Man... I bet a universe blowing up would let off alot of awesome sparks. Imigine billions of em!