How to get arrested in America and PROFIT

[CptStern]

Raed Jarrar, an American resident, tried to board a plane wearing a t-shirt that had Arabic Script on it. Security stopped him, because they felt that printed Arabic was the equivalent of declaring ?I am a terrorist?. He was detained and ultimately was not allowed onto the plane until he agreed to cover the shirt up.


Well, he disagreed with the security agents decision, and so did the ACLU and a judge. And when the dust settled at the end of the lawsuit, Mr. Jarrar wound up walking away with $250,000.

most of my readers are probably thinking to themselves ?Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars? I could use two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. How can I get in on some of that sweet, sweet TSA money??

And seeing as I have the generosity of a Saint, I have come up with a way to help.

I call it my Airport Security Collection

t-shirt designs that will get you arrested so that you can then PROFIT:

the arabic script reads: "I love America"

the arabic script reads:

"I Was Unconstitutionally Detained By Airport Security And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt"

and my personal favourite:

the arabic script reads: "bacon"






http://www.zazzle.com/skippy213/tshirts?cg=196433717442390817

 

[CyberPitz]

I'd love those T-shirts....

 

[<RJMC>]

I wonder if it will work if the wearer is a red hayred nordic looking man

 

[Barnz]

That's a good way to earn money.

 

[NeptuneUK]

If I walked around with a T shirt that said I love America in Arabic I would be stabbed by the local Arabs.

I would, however do it for the lulz.

أعتقد أن العرب كوول

 

[Nitre]

Those shirts are awesome.

 

[Darkside55]

Walking around with a shirt that says "bacon" in Arabic would likely be seen as more of an insult than a shirt that says "I love America."

 

[Robman8908]

Probably only works if you have a dark complexion... I'd just get kicked in the teeth and they'd re-open Alcatraz just because of me.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Those are unbelievably badass shirts tbh.

 

[Laivasse]

Walking around with a shirt that says "bacon" in Arabic would likely be seen as more of an insult than a shirt that says "I love America."

But you could argue that the exclamation mark turns it into a protest shirt.

Kind of like "Rrrr, damned bacon...! *shakes fist*"

Or "ugh, BACON!"

Your critics may challenge this, for example by saying that the exclamation mark is more likely to signify excitement at the thought of bacon (perhaps due to it's tastiness). To this you just reply that a good Muslim would never salivate at the prospect of bacon in such a fashion, and prove your Arab-ey Muslim-ness by immediately beheading a hostage.