How to Impress

[Vegeta897]

http://www.2shared.com/file/4018094/f1dc653b/toaster.html

lol you wins

 

[SIGbastard]

Suprise Buttsecks!!

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

It sucks being around drunk people when you are sober, and vice-versa.
... if she was trying to impress you, then she must have really liked you right?
So tell her to stop acting stupid and get in the ****ing sack. Not in those exact words of course.

She did like me, but... I was not attracted to her enough.

She is now a mommy and I am glad I did not hook up with her a second time.

 

[kineaesth]

Suprise Buttsecks!!

Aren't you, like, 30-something?

 

[Sulkdodds]

I agree. This is highly inappropriate behaviour.

 

[kineaesth]

Also he's a dentist. It should be like 'surprise amalgam crown!'

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh god need image macro of that NOW.

 

[kineaesth]

 

[Vegeta897]

That's not what I meant, but it's funny on a different level anyway.

I'd feel blessed to have surprise buttsecks by a piece of dental floss.

 

[kineaesth]

I know that's not what you meant you silly. I was making a joking.

 

[SIGbastard]

Also he's a dentist. It should be like 'surprise amalgam crown!'

No I am twenty something. Still plenty of immaturity left just ask my wife.



I'm 27 and I am not a dentist yet. I am a senior in dental school but I will be licensed by this summer unless I drop dead or something.

:cheers:

 

[VirusType2]

She did like me, but... I was not attracted to her enough.

She is now a mommy and I am glad I did not hook up with her a second time.

That's proof enough she was definitely putting out. Unless her name is Mary... :angel:


Besides, if you would have drank with her, she would have become attractive due to the awesome powers of alcohol.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I think you missed the second time bit (I admit lacking clarity), I had already dated her once, briefly, and whilst visiting her I remembered why it was only brief.

Because I don't
like
her face. ):

 

[Kula Meenur]

Being genuinely honest and polite.

 

[Druckles]

lol you wins

Sorry, the first one was buggy and didn't actually work like it should. I only noticed when I tried downloading that copy.

http://www.2shared.com/file/4021422/c6ea8443/toaster.html

 

[Sheepo]

If you made a factor tree
of the factors that caused my girl to leave me
you'd have a tree..... full of asian porn

 

[Druckles]

Who said money didn't grow on trees?

 

[Sheepo]

Ghandi

 

[Asuka]

Genetic masterpiece.

 

[Druckles]

Ghandi

The guy who invented waffles?

 

[Sheepo]

No, he invented imminent infractions silly!

 

[Musk]

Ewwww Beer D:

 

[kineaesth]

Get the **** over it, beer's good.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Beer tastes like a bag of big blue baby dicks.

 

[Dodo]

Beer tastes like a bag of big blue baby dicks.

LIES !!
A cold beer on a hot day, sitting in the sun, almost equals sex.

-dodo

 

[VirusType2]

Especially if you can get her to drink with you.

 

[Dodo]

Especially if you can get her to drink with you.

...while having sex :naughty:

-dodo

 

[Kase]

Beer bleh
Scotch Whisky and Vodka are the Drink of the gods

 

[VirusType2]

...while having sex :naughty:

-dodo

hmm... often misunderstood it seems

let me try that again


"a cold beer almost equals sex"

especially if you can get her drunk too. It's almost guaranteed!

 

[Druckles]

No-one say the Misc word.

 

[VirusType2]

Beer bleh
Scotch Whisky and Vodka are the Drink of the gods

 

[Eejit]

Beer bleh
Scotch Whisky and Vodka are the Drink of the gods

Fool, it's WhiskEy damnit!

 

[Stigmata]

My new background. I expect to lol every time I turn on my computer.

Also, beer is definitely an acquired taste. As in, it tastes like bitter foamy watery shit until you've been drinking for three months. Liquors, spirits and wine are vastly superior in alcohol content, mixability, and flavour.

 

[Phobie]

What the ****

 

[Ennui]

Spam much?