How to kiss a woman by Captain Kirk

Thats what i do all the time...except...i throw the punch BEFORE i rape her...i mean kiss her.
 
I laughed so hard I almost swallowed my peppermint candy.
 
Space cat? I prefer keyboard cat. He's more... animated.

And what the **** is kirk wearing? Looks like a support... supporting... nothing. Here, let's take these straps and... tuck them under the arms, and across the back and chest and... voila!
 
I like the slow-mo, you can see he comes nowhere close to actually connecting with her face.
 
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