How to live an exciting life

[TheDude]

I've got an idea: Post something that someone can do that will make their life more exciting.
My first idea is:
1. go to the bar
2. talk to the hottest chick you can find
3. hope that you get laid. It's all up to you brother.
4. If she doesn't go home with you, get shit toasted.

 

[VirusType2]

Deveop an attitude towards authority.
take ninja lessons.
steal.
be unpredictable.
take medications.
don't take medications.
talk to girls
hide under a strange bed
jump from great heights

 

[TheDude]

I just opened a Land Shark Lager with a hard drive. Stickin it to the man and **** off hard drives. I am a ninja and I give lessons to those less educated.

Would you like me to take a picture?

 

[Dan]

Start walking with just whatever you have on you and don't look back, West is the preferred direction.

 

[TheDude]

Go West my son, go West. We're young ****ing men and we have the whole world ahead of us. What's to stop us from living life the way we want it? We have no wives, we have no houses, we have no obligations. Live life to the extreme with no consequences.

 

[VirusType2]

I never thought being a hobo might be exciting. I would think it would be boring until you find someplace interesting.

Being a hobo with a car would be a lot easier. I'm not really sure if you still qualify as a hobo at this point.

 

[TheDude]

I never thought being a hobo might be exciting. I would think it would be boring until you find someplace interesting.

Being a hobo with a car would be a lot easier. I'm not really sure if you still qualify as a hobo at this point.

its not about being a hobo begging for money and drinking yourself retarded. its about standing up and saying "this world is ours. we will form it how we want it to be." Stand up and grab life by the balls. If something is in your way, negotiate with it. If negotiation doesn't work, try to destroy it and may the best man win. We are a generation with nothing to lose and its time we started taking some risks.

 

[Dan]

I was thinking more along the lines of proving that your life is more than the sum of your possessions. Of course it helps if you don't have too many possessions to begin with.

 

[TheDude]

I was thinking more along the lines of proving that your life is more than the sum of your possessions. Of course it helps if you don't have too many possessions to begin with.

Life is about changing the world you live in. I hope I remember this shit when I'm sober tomorrow but audios anyway. I'm signing off and I won't be on for another long while. Get out there and make a difference. Its the only thing in life that will matter when you die. Stop and say hi to a homeless man; Gain political power; give your food to someone who needs it instead of your fat ass. Make a difference and do the work of goodness.
This is TheDude signing off for a long while . I hope you'll do something that makes something in this world better. Let the warm rain pour over you and let joy shine upon your soul.

 

[jondy]

We are a generation with nothing to lose and its time we started taking some risks.

lolol

 

[Jintor]

Punch the nearest person to you. Hard. In the chin.

 

[delusional]

Start walking with just whatever you have on you and don't look back, West is the preferred direction.

What do I do when I hit the ocean? I'm not that far from it.

 

[Dan]

Its the only thing in life that will matter when you die. Stop and say hi to a homeless man; Gain political power; give your food to someone who needs it instead of your fat ass. Make a difference and do the work of goodness.
This is TheDude signing off for a long while . I hope you'll do something that makes something in this world better. Let the warm rain pour over you and let joy shine upon your soul.

If I could, I would punch you for being such an ignorant idealist. It seems like every young person today (and probably in all history) has some kind of urge to be a trendy counter-culture hipster, but in the end they are 99% stupid tools. I am talking about the messenger bag carrying, scruffy faced, 80s road bike riding, philosophical talking, indie music listening, youth that feel the need to espouse ideas that they think are new and great, but actually were mostly thought up several hundreds or thousand of years ago by Greek or German philosophers. They see a movie like Into the Wild, or Fight Club, or they read a book about Kropotkin, and they think that it's the hottest idea since LPs were around, and most annoyingly, they take what they learn from these movies and in philosophy 101 and go preaching it to everyone they meet. I am grossly generalizing here, but you get the idea. Mostly I'm expressing my opinion of my roommate here.

 

[Raziaar]

Don't live life like Raziaar.

 

[Dan]

What do I do when I hit the ocean? I'm not that far from it.

ask Google maps

 

[jondy]

If I could, I would punch you for being such an ignorant idealist. It seems like every young person today (and probably in all history) has some kind of urge to be a trendy counter-culture hipster, but in the end they are 99% stupid tools. I am talking about the messenger bag carrying, scruffy faced, 80s road bike riding, philosophical talking, indie music listening, youth that feel the need to espouse ideas that they think are new and great, but actually were mostly thought up several hundreds or thousand of years ago by Greek or German philosophers. They see a movie like Into the Wild, or Fight Club, or they read a book about Kropotkin, and they think that it's the hottest idea since LPs were around, and most annoyingly, they take what they learn from these movies and in philosophy 101 and go preaching it to everyone they meet. I am grossly generalizing here, but you get the idea. Mostly I'm expressing my opinion of my roommate here.

Yeah, it's one of the reasons Jack Kerouac can suck my dick.

 

[sinkoman]

I was thinking more along the lines of proving that your life is more than the sum of your possessions. Of course it helps if you don't have too many possessions to begin with.

Life is what you do with your possessions, so if you've got a lot of them, you'd better be one active mofo.

Btw, if I go west, i'll last maybe a day before i'll hit the beach...

If I could, I would punch you for being such an ignorant idealist. It seems like every young person today (and probably in all history) has some kind of urge to be a trendy counter-culture hipster, but in the end they are 99% stupid tools. I am talking about the messenger bag carrying, scruffy faced, 80s road bike riding, philosophical talking, indie music listening, youth that feel the need to espouse ideas that they think are new and great, but actually were mostly thought up several hundreds or thousand of years ago by Greek or German philosophers. They see a movie like Into the Wild, or Fight Club, or they read a book about Kropotkin, and they think that it's the hottest idea since LPs were around, and most annoyingly, they take what they learn from these movies and in philosophy 101 and go preaching it to everyone they meet. I am grossly generalizing here, but you get the idea. Mostly I'm expressing my opinion of my roommate here.

Truf. Everybody thinks they're an original ****ing hippie these days.

 

[highlander]

Don't sit back and watch life go by...

 

[Saturos]

Hmm, the only way to make life exciting imo would be to jump off the top of a skyscraper naked with a parachute while singing, "it's raining men". That's just me though.

Yeah I'm a cynic alright. :|

I've done pretty much everything there is that's exciting so far except for extensive traveling beyond the US. I'm hoping to remedy that one day very soon though.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Don't sit back and watch life go by...

Meh. I enjoy the view and the food is nice.

 

[Solaris]

I've got an idea: Post something that someone can do that will make their life more exciting.
My first idea is:
1. go to the bar
2. talk to the hottest chick you can find
3. hope that you get laid. It's all up to you brother.
4. If she doesn't go home with you, get shit toasted.

You know there's an international community that basically do just this, but refine it and turn it into a science.

It's alot of fun.

 

[Kula Meenur]

1. Get born in country.
2. Get taken away from you.
3. Get family murdered.
4. Get taken to amsterdam by only living rellies.
5. Live/be educated in amsterdam until 11
6. Get shipped of to Australia
7. Learn law at university/supertafe
8. Live in Australia until return to ukraine
9. Live in peace in home and practice as lawyer
10. Travel world entire
11. ???
12. Get married and have kids maybe


Good so far, i'm up to stage 7/8! Pretty exciting so far


Also, i support Dude's idea.

edit:

Don't sit back and watch life go by...

Truer words have never been said

 

[Saturos]

3. Get family murdered.

Did this really happen to you? Oh my, I'm sorry to hear that man.

 

[VirusType2]

Wow that's ****ed up.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Yup. you do get used to it. as time goes by i'll feel more relaxed about telling ya i guess meh. anonymity is sacred.

 

[VirusType2]

if you don't want to talk about it, please don't. I can't help but wonder who did it and why.

 

[Kula Meenur]

thank you. in time.

edit: **** it.

born kiev 1986.
lived in city moved to country 1991.
1992/3 parents and sisters taken into country and killed
brother and me taken to amsterdam by friends 1994ish
we lived until 1997ish then taken to perth to start
taken to perth mod intensive language centre (which has now moved to greenwood high goddammit!) brother taken to mandurah to live
graduated high 2004
started uni/bachelor of laws; bacholer of criminology + justice
in 3rd year

so much for anonymity being sacred. it was my choice i dont tell it often thar you go

 

[Tyguy]

do something that will almost kill you, rinse, and repeat

 

[Shift]

Thats why I plan to try and make it big in music, if not join the military (no not the normal army as im not stupid). Since the only time I feel truely alive is when on stage, or when im pushing myself to the limits, I want action in my life.

 

[Azner]

Ask "her" out
Play nice

 

[Fliko]

lolol

It didn't quite hit me what TheDude was quoting, until you posted this lolol comment.

 

[<RJMC>]

become a serial killer

 

[MJ12]

get shit toasted.

Uhm, I am thinking best new Quiznos moto?

 

[Slug Advisor]

UNLEASH THE MOTHER****ING MOONWALK.

Capschar.

 

[highlander]

1. Get born in country.
2. Get taken away from you.
3. Get family murdered.
4. Get taken to amsterdam by only living rellies.
5. Live/be educated in amsterdam until 11
6. Get shipped of to Australia
7. Learn law at university/supertafe
8. Live in Australia until return to ukraine
9. Live in peace in home and practice as lawyer
10. Travel world entire
11. ???
12. Get married and have kids maybe


Good so far, i'm up to stage 7/8! Pretty exciting so far


Also, i support Dude's idea.

edit:

Truer words have never been said

Maaan that really sucks...

 

[Solaris]

I had no idea there was such violence in Ukraine. What an awful thing to happen.

 

[<RJMC>]

UNLEASH THE MOTHER****ING MOONWALK.

Capschar.

I can do a moonwalk if you pay the space rocket

*ba dum dum dish*

 

[repiV]

1. Get born in country.
2. Get taken away from you.
3. Get family murdered.
4. Get taken to amsterdam by only living rellies.
5. Live/be educated in amsterdam until 11
6. Get shipped of to Australia
7. Learn law at university/supertafe
8. Live in Australia until return to ukraine
9. Live in peace in home and practice as lawyer
10. Travel world entire
11. ???
12. Get married and have kids maybe


Good so far, i'm up to stage 7/8! Pretty exciting so far

Sheeeeeet. I'm glad everything's going well for you after all that. I won't do the "oh that's awful, poor you" thing, I'm sure you've heard it all a million times before.


Anyway, motorbikes = exciting life. While the plebs are sitting in their slow, dull cages stuck in a traffic jam wondering what's for dinner when they get home, I'm slicing through the gridlock in true dynamic style, hitting 100mph from a standing start in under seven seconds and in the corners I can physically reach out and touch the tarmac with my hand.

Fastest thing on the road, bar none - and the journey always brings a smile to your face. All on a machine that's cheaper than a Ford Ka. The bikers shall inherit the earth...

 

[pvtbones]

go after a married woman, if you fail it's exciting, if you succeed it's even more exciting

 

[VirusType2]

The bikers shall inherit the earth...

I'm sorry for preaching.


I've been wanting a bike too, but just so you know. 56 HL netters may have died since joining this forum.

Life isn't fair. Just because you are good doesn't mean you won't get screwed by some little variable like a sand patch, someone washing their car and the soapy water runs down into the street as you round the corner, a stick in the road, a tire puncture, someone didn't see you

my dad is a surgeon, and when he was younger he had to cover the emergency room, and there is nothing worse than motorcycle accidents besides war.

I'm guessing that everyone who rides, there is a better chance that you will be involved in an accident one day than not.

be careful is all i'm just warning you to drive right - especially on any roads you haven't ridden before.

I almost died in a car accident because my car decided it was a good time to go sideways into a tractor-trailer, but I was either lucky or good and pulled it back into my lane fishy just feet before the truck came.

Speed is the factor that makes it dangerous.

IIRC - in a car you several times more likely to die for every 10 mph over 60mph. but you are on a bike. I pity the fool.