How to lose your hand at Jump Rope

[CptStern]

if you're missing your hand would it be called anal stumping?

 

[Slug Advisor]

See, this is why we should cherish out hands and contemplate them and not tie stuff around them.

 

[ShinRa]

2 in the pink one in the stink

 

[PvtRyan]

This thread has gotten way out of hand.

 

[ShinRa]

ooooo nice one

 

[Seppo]

That was pretty good indeed, took me a while to even realize it was a pun.

 

[lefty]

Who would play with a jumprope in a car anyway? That girl must be out of touch with reality.

 

[PvtRyan]

I was surprised to see it hadn't been used yet. It just came to me. Like one of those EUREKA! moments. You know, the incredibly rare moments of brilliance. I think God had a hand in it. And my eureka moment was on a pun.

Goddammit.

 

[theotherguy]

this thread is getting out of hand.

 

[-Psy-]

This is the sequel to THE thread about the girl who had her feet decapitated by a rollercoaster.

Man, decapitation is fun.

 

[strafe/taco]

I arrived late to a mutilation pun thread. Errr... HANDJOB!