How well can HL2.net swim?

[Muffin Man]

I can barely swim. I don't really like the water, and float like a cinder block. I still pool-it-up with my friends after band practice and shit without fear of drowning, but I'm not going to test that in open water.

I prefer land.

 

[Smoke]

Land lubber.

 

[Que-Ever]

Anyway, I don't need to swim, seeing as how I'm in a BOAT ninety percent of the time.

EDIT: Because I am a PIRATE.

 

[xcellerate]

What adult in this world can't swim?

I nearly died from one actually; when I was about 10 I was swimming in a public pool and this woman was in the deep end on a little boogie board, and I accidentally kicked it out of her hands when I was swimming around. She grabbed me, panicking, and pushed me under the water (I guess trying to raise herself up); She was probably in her 20's to 30's and I couldn't get away from her, one of the guys on the edge of the pool saw it and jumped in and pulled her off me.