Human Skull Found On Mars

Ravioli said:
Vegeta...i ment pick it up with the rover. They have those claws and stuff to pick up samples right? Or am i totaly confused?
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  1. Perhaps it doesn't have the ability to pick up a rock (that we have no idea of the size of BTW)
  2. It may be very delecate/on a strict mission and they don't want to ****ing break it for the sake of a interestinly shaped ****ing rock
  3. Maybe they want to distract the people from the real conspiracy
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show of hands, who believes this is a skull?

and this is completely seperate from the last question, how many of you are complete morons?
 
some of you just have wayyyy too vivid imaginations..

who would be stupid enough to believe THAT is a skull?
 
Uriel said:
Exactly, its the skull of a rockman.
You guys are so dumb, stupid Nasa, who the heck can't tell this is just a skull of a rockman.


........i mean seriously, wtf. Its just a rockman skull. Pfff, its not like we dont have rockman skulls here. The other day, i was digging a trench behind my house and found 14 rockman skulls. I was like "WTF Nasa, are you retarded? Can we get any stupider. I have found 14 rockman skulls, in my own backyard and you shard yourself because theres one on mars. They've proved there are boatloads on the surface of the sun and on the ring of Saturn. Stupid space noobz at Nasa." that exactly what i said word for word. Afterwards, i drove back home in my willy jeep and ate 1/3 of all our chocolate cake. My dog was like "wtf, cake eater noob, you cant down 2/3 of your cake noob?" So i was like "i will pwn your pants right off space dog" then it was on. We began the eternal and infamous rival of cake eating 7, yours truly vs space dog. Available on pay per view for $39.99 on directv but its $45.99 for you European wankers because you fools in the UK pay like what, 4 bucks more for video games. Take your free medcare and smoke it like its in fashion. Much like that new snazzy denim jacket i bought. Actually, its not quite in fashion, but i still think its the 1337 bombzorz. It smells like delish cologne now because i spray it when im wearing it. And all the girls are like "ZOMG is that rockman skull from TEH QUIGLEY?!!?! Have my babies on that smorgas board at 3 o'clock sharp. BRING THEM GOODS!" so i played it all kewl and told them that was way to late and i was already late from my conference at the "doop ma shlong" where i was giving a presentation on the effects of picking scabs and eating them. They were blown away and afterwards exploded several times and afterwards we went all out for cats on rye.

Man, that was the time of my life.
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Took a pic of the rockman that lives next door

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Tyguy said:
show of hands, who believes this is a skull?

and this is completely seperate from the last question, how many of you are complete morons?
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Am I allowed to raise my hand for both questions?
:D
 
Pretty interesting, but no way it's really a skull
 
Well it's definitely a skull but I don't know if I could call it human
 

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wooowww shutup all you n00bs...half the rocks looks photoshopped and just dropped in there LOL...wow you people are all so gullable...not to mention if this was a real nasa picture then it'd be all over every news channel...especially CNN. Running water on mars? LOL that alone would be enough to have every single news station covering it...even though it;s highly unlikely..but please i'd LOVE to be proved wrong...if there is flowing water on mars then that almost definately some sort of microbial life...

sorry this just seems too stupid/fake to beleive.
 
Is it just me, or does it look like a creature who's jaw works in an opposite way ours does, opening up from the side, not vertically.
 
either way it's a fake and these things really piss me off cuz i want to find life out there SOOO BADLY...earthlings are boorriinnggg the hell outta me lol.
 
AKIRA said:
either way it's a fake and these things really piss me off cuz i want to find life out there SOOO BADLY...earthlings are boorriinnggg the hell outta me lol.
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If earth and it's creatures are boring to you... I'm sure you'd exhaust your interest in whatever other life might reveal itself to us.
 
Raziaar said:
If earth and it's creatures are boring to you... I'm sure you'd exhaust your interest in whatever other life might reveal itself to us.
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how so?

There'd be so much significance to finding life...completely different life i might add...i certainly wouldn't get bored of them.

And when I said bored, i didn't actually mean i was bored of earth...cuz that would be a pretty stupid thing to actually mean because you have nothing else to compare it to...i guess i meant to say i'm restless in the sense that I REALLY want to find out about other intellegences in the universe.

Just think about how your life would change if you knew intelligent life existed...

for me life would completely change
 
My life wouldn't change that much. Ok some other intelligent life exists, thats great. Oo a cookie!!
 
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, he said.

But still they come.
 
Wow, this almost beats the WATER CURES AIDS thread. Almost.

Pictures don't speak for themselves. That's why you went through all the trouble of saying OMG IT IS A HUMAN SKULL.

No human skull looks like that. It's like the retard patrol in charge of this discovery have never seen a skull before.

By the way, the same website has also "discovered", on Mars, in blurry photos:

-Graves
-Forests
-Lighthouses
-Aircraft
-Oceans, lakes, swamps, you name it.
-A Seaworld-like amusement park (I shit you not.)
-Animal Skulls
-Giant monuments shaped like faces and animals, the size of mountains.
-Vast swarms of tiny aliens.
and more!

What can't be found on mars?
 
Does the little black dude have "cocks" on his sweater?
 
Mattigus said:
Oh yeah, and if it is a skull, then why the hell would NASA of all people hide it? A skull on Mars would spark a gigantic interest in space exploration and help the tainted agency regain some reputation in the government. NASA's budget would explode if there was proof of humanoid life on Mars. It would also give validity to Bush's mandate of putting a man on Mars as well. If theres any conspiracy, then the picture was created by the government to push Bush's agenda even further.
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Are you joking? or might u are not aware of Nasa vicinity more than 1000 hacker have tried to access the NASA computer and they are damn sure that NASA is trying to hide photographic evidence of alien spacecraft and something is going on Mars without public interest.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/click_online/4977134.stm
 
Man|-|unter said:
Are you joking? or might u are not aware of Nasa vicinity more than 1000 hacker have tried to access the NASA computer and they are damn sure that NASA is trying to hide photographic evidence of alien spacecraft and something is going on Mars without public interest.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/click_online/4977134.stm
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Nooo, he's just retarded enough to hack into the military, he's DEFINATELY not retarded enough to make up stories.
 
You guys are so stupid... anyone can see that it`s the helmet from a stormtrooper. Actually, it`s from the guy that bumped his head in the movie.

He never really liked the design of it, so he tried to smash it, (as seen in the movie). So one day when he was with his family on Mars, he "dropped" his helmet.

Duh.
 
AKIRA said:
wooowww shutup all you n00bs...half the rocks looks photoshopped and just dropped in there LOL...wow you people are all so gullable...not to mention if this was a real nasa picture then it'd be all over every news channel...especially CNN. Running water on mars? LOL that alone would be enough to have every single news station covering it...even though it;s highly unlikely..but please i'd LOVE to be proved wrong...if there is flowing water on mars then that almost definately some sort of microbial life...

sorry this just seems too stupid/fake to beleive.
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Highly unlikely, but entirely probable:

The news item:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/12/06/nasa_mars_water/

The full article from NASA:

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/mars/images/pia09027.html

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Well I'd say if true, thats a pretty staggering find. It has implications for any supposed life on the planet, and also our ability to exploit the landscape. Dramatic stuff indeed.
 
Conspiracy you say? The REAL conspiracy has nothing to do with NASA: in actuality, David Bowie in 1971 and in collaboration with Communist Russia, launched millions of poorly made replica skulls at the red planet, and even an entire mountain range that looked like nothing like a sort of human face was boosted over there. Why? His goal in this monster investment was to ensure that royalties for his 1973 release 'Life on Mars?' would flood in every time some new Mars probe discovered one of his rock-skulls, because every documentary and news programme covering the event would inevitably use the song.

The discovery of water on Mars' surface is thought to be part of the wider conspiracy. It is thought that the stream observed is the result of a crude drainage system utilised by the now incontinent Major Tom, who Bowie personally launched into deep space in order to one-up NASA in 1969. Ironically, and probably because Bowie erratically chose to record the event in a song rather than a live, global television broadcast, 'Space Oddity' ended up accompanying the Apollo 11 landing rather than upstaging it. This is thought to be the motivation behind Bowie's exploits of Mars.

Obviously.
 
Now that's more like it. Nice post Parrot of doom, awesome images.

The flowing water I have no doubt, the skull, umm probably just a rock that people are reading into too much.
 
Hey, let's post huge images so I have to continue to scroll right every time I want to read a post.
 
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