I am a mother****ing idiot.

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I passed to have sex with the hottest girl ever without even knowing it.It all started last winter when we were going out together.We weren't exactly together but she really wanted to be with me ( a reliable friend told me so).It all ended when spring came.Last night i was really bored and i decided to take a walk around the neighborhood.And that's when she saw me.She was all like " i'm so happy to see you " and we were talking and talking and then she asked me if I wanted to come in and " watch TV " since her guardians were out of town.Me , being a ass and not noticing what she said I just meh'd and I went home.When i got home , i realized that i am a mother****ing idiot and that i mother****ing hate myself.Please , feel free to make fun of me. I feel so stupid right now.Did any of you guys and Gemma get into a situation like this before?
 
You just dodged AIDS my friend.
 
And Gemma? lol.

um, no, i haven't.

Raz is probably right, good job.
 
tbh, at your (guessed) age, it would be shit sex anyway.
 
Danimal said:
tbh, at your (guessed) age, it would be shit sex anyway.
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He's in reality over 25 years old but like to act like an idiot on the internet... *ba doom dish*
 
Shit the amount of times us and Gemma have gotten in to this situation, god it's hilarious. Every time she tries to hit on one of us when we're walking around the neighbourhood and we go "meh" and only realise later what she meant, only to do it again! Oh lawdy.
 
May I ask why you referred to Gemma specifically?
 
Don't worry, I banged your GF when you were away.
 
There're no girls on the internet.
 
In relation to what Raz said, carry a condom around for the next opportunity you get.
 
barbarbarbarbar said:
I passed to have sex with the hottest girl ever without even knowing it.It all started last winter when we were going out together.We weren't exactly together but she really wanted to be with me ( a reliable friend told me so).It all ended when spring came.Last night i was really bored and i decided to take a walk around the neighborhood.And that's when she saw me.She was all like " i'm so happy to see you " and we were talking and talking and then she asked me if I wanted to come in and " watch TV " since her guardians were out of town.Me , being a ass and not noticing what she said I just meh'd and I went home.When i got home , i realized that i am a mother****ing idiot and that i mother****ing hate myself.Please , feel free to make fun of me. I feel so stupid right now.Did any of you guys and Gemma get into a situation like this before?
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Maybe she just wanted to watch TV. :imu:

You know, instead of moaning about it you could call her up and ask what she's doing tonight, ask her out for a drink or something I dunno, you figure it out, but sometimes, as daft as it seems, you actually have to put some effort into pulling a hottie.

Best of luck.
 
Nurizeko is right. Post results. :naughty:
 
About half a dozen others off the top of my head.
 
Don't forget Zombieturtle, Samon, and Azner.
 
Samon is the biggest female presence on this forum for crying out loud!
 
All the ones have mentioned are the obvious ones.

Are those the only ones you know? For Fuck's Sake.
 
im not a girl but i have both parts...does that count?
 
hey dude, look at it this way... atleast she wanted hot sex with you.
I know its pretty much facepalm that you missed it, but youll get another chance.
Or just call her, do it, and post, ... pictures... yes :naughty:

-dodo
 
record a telephone conversation and let us decipher it for you. that would be fun seeing as i have no work to do today and i get to sit in front of my pc all day. you never know, we may be able to get you butt sechs!
 
barbarbarbarbar said:
She was all like " i'm so happy to see you " and we were talking and talking and then she asked me if I wanted to come in and " watch TV " since her guardians were out of town.Me , being a ass and not noticing what she said I just meh'd and I went home.
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Ha, yeah I think a lot of people have done that without knowing it. It's not that bad, just try not to repeat it is all.
 
Lol I have actually done this on more than several occasions. It doesn't bother me now though because they were all learning experiences :naughty:
 
Don't feel bad. If you didn't automatically say yes to going in to watch some TV you wouldn't have figured out how to get in her pants anyway. You would have just ended up watching TV all night like an idiot and then going home.
 
barbar, are you gonna see this chick anytime soon?

-dodo
 
Doesn't sounds like you ****ed it up with her, just call her and ask of she wants to do something in the close future and proceed from there. What's the big deal?
 
I hate when you don't realize the subtle hints girls are throwing you until it's much too late. I've done that on many occasions.
 
My guess is you completely misinterpreted her words, she wanted to watch TV, specifically the 6-part documentary "The War" by Ken Burns.
 
CyberPitz said:
I hate when you don't realize the subtle hints girls are throwing you until it's much too late. I've done that on many occasions.
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Or even really ****ing obvious ones. Shit, the girls I missed when I was 14 and 15. Now that kind of stuff is illegal for me :p
 
I think it's funny that we realized he was a mother****ing idiots before HE did
 
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