I am a mother****ing idiot.

Eejit said:
Or even really ****ing obvious ones. Shit, the girls I missed when I was 14 and 15. Now that kind of stuff is illegal for me :p
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Give them a fake name and make sure they have no idea who you are.

Don't ask me how I know.

SamuraiKenji said:
I think it's funny that we realized he was a mother****ing idiots before HE did
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Pot calling the Kettle black much?
 
You're a ****ing idiot.

You probably haven't ****ed any mothers so you're not a mother****ing idiot, get it right.

Idiot.
 
When I first moved out on my own, I ended up meeting a really cool group of people. At the time my social skills were shit & I was clueless about women (never kissed a girl). After a couple weeks of hanging out with them, one of the girls (hot as hell) was talking aobut how wet she was (quite publically) and also asked me if I was a virgin.

I learned 2 years later (she's now engaged . . . . again) that she wanted to have a one-night-stand with me that night. Even though I've kissed MANY and slept with a reasonable number since then, I'm still a little frustrated by that to this day.
 
Yep, been there. This kind of shit will eat you up inside. You'll be lying in bed one night, asking how did your life get so ****ing terrible. Your entire existence is worth a pile of shit in a meadow.

It's best to just smile and let it go, or else you will be disappointed with your life, living in the past, and wishing you could do your life over - which you can't. Just tell yourself that she wanted you until you believe it, and it's almost like ' let's not and say we did '.

What if ... what if.
 
I liked the first two pages of this thread a lot more than the last two. C'mon guys, more badgering!
 
Raziaar said:
You just dodged AIDS my friend.
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I heard you can contract that through playing Tennis ;)

Seriously man, yes you blew an oppurtunity, but there will be other times. If she mentions anything, just tell her you were teasing :thumbs:

In relation to what Raz said, carry a condom around for the next opportunity you get.
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Speaking of which, I had one mailed to me by the Royal Air Force :D
 
I'm sure that's perfectly normal behavior in your town Qon, considering what else goes on.
 
If you want girls, you have to be perverted and kinky, and not give a ****. Stop giving a ****.

Next time you see her, go up to her, laugh, ask her if she is sneaking out later.

If she says yes, then shut up and proceed with the plan.

If she says no, tell her you want her to taze the penis and laugh. Depending on the reaction, you might need to walk away. If it is a good reaction then ask her again if she is sneaking over tonight. Might have to wait until you see her again, let her think about it.
 
barbarbarbarbar said:
I passed to have sex with the hottest girl ever without even knowing it.It all started last winter when we were going out together.We weren't exactly together but she really wanted to be with me ( a reliable friend told me so).It all ended when spring came.Last night i was really bored and i decided to take a walk around the neighborhood.And that's when she saw me.She was all like " i'm so happy to see you " and we were talking and talking and then she asked me if I wanted to come in and " watch TV " since her guardians were out of town.Me , being a ass and not noticing what she said I just meh'd and I went home.When i got home , i realized that i am a mother****ing idiot and that i mother****ing hate myself.Please , feel free to make fun of me. I feel so stupid right now.Did any of you guys and Gemma get into a situation like this before?
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you are pretty stupid. when i was younger i was able to pick up one girl head to anothers house and have my way with them after their parents went to sleep. and beforehand we were just watching tv. girls aren't always hinting at sex but they want it just as much as you do. stuff doesn't happen like that anymore because i lost a lot of my spark and i'm a little older now, but dude never pass up hanging out with a girl.
 
^ I was surprised too. That kind of shit works like a charm. At first they have a bewildered look on their face, and then ... Intrigue.
 
Sledgehammer said:
How does one translate taze the penis to mandarin chinese?
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yeah, ask her this

I think the trick is a balance somewhere between 'gentleman' and 'one night asshole'. Too much of either and she probably won't be interested.
 
phantomdesign said:
When I first moved out on my own, I ended up meeting a really cool group of people. At the time my social skills were shit & I was clueless about women (never kissed a girl). After a couple weeks of hanging out with them, one of the girls (hot as hell) was talking aobut how wet she was (quite publically) and also asked me if I was a virgin.

I learned 2 years later (she's now engaged . . . . again) that she wanted to have a one-night-stand with me that night. Even though I've kissed MANY and slept with a reasonable number since then, I'm still a little frustrated by that to this day.
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>: O
now that's wasting an once in a live time experience... I can almost picture it:


You chilling with some people in a dimly lit room, tv's playing some old movie, you and the hot chick on the couch
Other friends leave, she turns up the volume of the tv slightly, looks your way...
You look back....
She, in the most sensual way possible (and in slowmotion) slides up against you, moves her head closer.... *closeup*
...almost licking your ear she moans: "I'm soooo wet....:eek:"
and you go: ...





..."LOL! :rolling:"


The fact that you missed out is enough of a punishment, i wont remind you more.

-dodo
 
VirusType2 said:
If you want girls, you have to be perverted and kinky, and not give a ****. Stop giving a ****.

Next time you see her, go up to her, laugh, ask her if she is sneaking out later.

If she says yes, then shut up and proceed with the plan.

If she says no, tell her you want her to taze the penis and laugh. Depending on the reaction, you might need to walk away. If it is a good reaction then ask her again if she is sneaking over tonight. Might have to wait until you see her again, let her think about it.
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LOL
 that might just work... maybe shell reply with "YES! I want you to club my cervix till its blue hahaha :rolling:"

-dodo
 
Lmfao only reading this thread now.
Also I'm not a gril, I'm a manly man.
 
^ you guys do know that the misspelling of girl was intentional, right?
 
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