Darkside55
The Freeman
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So, these skeletons are walking past the Yahoo! logo: a male and a female skeleton, holding hands, smiling, and walking their dog. All of a sudden, three ghosts jump out at them from behind a tree. But they're not just any ghosts! There's a ghost, a ghost dog, and a ghost witch. A ****ing ghost WITCH. The vengeful spirit of a deceased witch. That's friggin' terrifying. It's like a Lich. Not surprisingly, the skeletons take off back the way they came, waving their arms and shrieking their bony heads off.
And then the ghost, the ghost dog, and the wtf ghost witch remove their masks, and it's some damn kids. And their dog. Scaring the shit out of harmless skeletons. What in the f*ck, you goddamned kids?
Why're kids always shitting on other creatures? Skeletons...leprechauns...talking rabbits. Goddamned kids. Those skeletons were just minding their business.
This ad pisses me off, and I feel like writing Yahoo! an angry letter. I also feel like spiting some kids tomorrow and not giving them SHIT. Teach them to scare skeletons.
Any skeletons come to my door, I'm gonna give them crunch bars and 100 grands. And not those f*ckin' fun size ones either; BIG ONES. And some of that Monster Munny, 'cause those're delicious.
And then the ghost, the ghost dog, and the wtf ghost witch remove their masks, and it's some damn kids. And their dog. Scaring the shit out of harmless skeletons. What in the f*ck, you goddamned kids?
Why're kids always shitting on other creatures? Skeletons...leprechauns...talking rabbits. Goddamned kids. Those skeletons were just minding their business.
This ad pisses me off, and I feel like writing Yahoo! an angry letter. I also feel like spiting some kids tomorrow and not giving them SHIT. Teach them to scare skeletons.
Any skeletons come to my door, I'm gonna give them crunch bars and 100 grands. And not those f*ckin' fun size ones either; BIG ONES. And some of that Monster Munny, 'cause those're delicious.