I am now a daddy!

Good job sir! Just dont lock her in your cellar for 20 years while constantly rapeing her like Fritzl.
 
thats great man. Human babys tends to be ugly becouse they have just been pushed threw a rather small opening, and the face gets all mushed up. C section babys are not, and they are often cute.
 
Congrats mate ! , this must have been quite an ordeal. wish you the best on raising her up :) , theres a long haul ahead .
 
What wonderful news and such a beautiful baby :)
 
congrats, daddy ..you just missed fathers day by a few days, hope you celebrated anyways

wow the baby is really alert and cute as hell again congrats to you and your family
 
I'm not sure why anyone would be proud of having a child. They just seem like sources of infinite noise and infinite sinks for money. The world is pretty shitty and I'm a rather shitty person, and most people tend to be jerks, assholes, incompetents, idiots, or all of the above. No idea why you'd want to create someone, except out of malice, or something.

I bet you're really fun at parties.
 
I hope you ate all that nutritious placenta. Lord Xenu demands it.
 
Is there a pyro achievement for that?

Congrats
 
2nd is epicness, 3rd is...not so epic...

Anyway, congrats man ;)
 
Congrats. Be sure to raise her well.

One more thing....your material life IS OVER!!! :cheese:
 
Congrats, mate!! Nice name you've picked for her as well! She's so cute!!!! <3
 
Aww, she sticks out her little tongue a lot.
 
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Get to the choppa!
 
EPIC WIN

Congratulations, and may good luck and prosperity follow her wherever the **** she goes.
 
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