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Reginald

Reginald

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I've been worried for the past two weeks that my girlfriend has been a little distant because she was pregnant. I was terrified. Today she wanted to have a serious talk. I was all prepared for "I'm pregnant" but instead I got a "You're dumped".

I wish she had been pregnant now.

FML.
 
punch her in the stomach


surprisingly enough that works for both a pregnancy and gettting dumped
 
She's a moron. You don't need her.
 
You need to be a man! What does a man do in this situation??? Well... We get shit face loaded then phone her up and cry and beg her to take us back and to look at what happened to us in the time since she left...

OK maybe you shouldn't be a man.
 
Sorry to hear that reg.

Way I've always tended to see it when a relationships gone South is that things have their time and if one persons not into it any more then it's time to move on. Given that it sounds like you aren't living together then I certainly wouldn't consider it the end of the world. Breaking up when you share a flat..now that's a fun time (so much so I did it twice) :rolleyes:

Chin up buddy.

Edit: ignore the retard above me.
 
Do what I do. **** anything that moves until you forget about it.

Memory repression is always the best way to go ;) (for now hah).
 
Want to know what would really suck? If she is pregnant and she dumped you... so now you'll get the joys of having to support raising a child monetarily without any relationship.

That would be terrible.
 
There's a way to make him feel better, raz.
 
Dog-- said:
There's a way to make him feel better, raz.
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It should. I mean the way things are now are far better than what they could have been, in that scenario.
 
Reginald said:
I wish she had been pregnant now.

FML.
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Are you ****ing nuts? Dude, you just dodged a bullet, you should be happy. A baby sticks with you for the rest of your life. A chick can be replaced with a night out. Plus is this the chick you asked hl2 to make a card for cause you just started seeing her? That was what, like a month ago? Bro.....

Oh, and on edit:

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A baby can be aborted. Being single can't.

Haha, that sounds awful.




Just realised that loads of my DVDs, books and clothes are round her flat. :| When I say loads, I mean loads.

EDIT: Yeah, is the card girl. So yeah, only 2 months. Which means loads of you now will pretty much write this off. But it was one of those "hit it off immediately" things. We pretty much haven't been apart for the last 2 months.
 
2 months aint shit man. And a baby can only be aborted if the women carring it is willing to have the abortion (trust me, a lot of times that isn't the case). It sucks but get over it, you'll be alright. Plenty of chicks in the sea, the worst that could happen is you'll have to enjoy your hand for a few months (which really is a lot easier sometimes if you think about it). And if that bugs you that much go to a bar or a club to get your pussy fix.

Just realised that loads of my DVDs, books and clothes are round her flat. :| When I say loads, I mean loads.
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I can't believe I'm having this conversation with some guy on the internets, maybe cause I'm drunk. But do yourself a favor and just let go of all that shit. The only reason you want it back is cause you want to see her again. Am I right or am I right?
 
No Limit said:
2 months aint shit man. And a baby can only be aborted if the women carring it is willing to have the abortion (trust me, a lot of times that isn't the case). It sucks but get over it, you'll be alright. Plenty of chicks in the sea, the worst that could happen is you'll have to enjoy your hand for a few months (which really is a lot easier sometimes if you think about it). And if that bugs you that much go to a bar or a club to get your pussy fix.
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I know all the things you're saying are true. But it doesn't stop me from being cut up about it.

I feel worse about the end of this relationship which really seemed to be going places than I did about the end of my last relationship which was many many many times longer but had hit a rut.
 
Cheer up Reggie. Don't let it get you down. Don't make a great big frown, just smile, have a good time.
 
Raziaar said:
It should. I mean the way things are now are far better than what they could have been, in that scenario.
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How do you know that isn't the scenario? She could tell him tomorrow for all we know that she is pregnant and was confused or something.

Now look what you made me say, he's probably going to start freaking out.
 
Dog-- said:
How do you know that isn't the scenario? She could tell him tomorrow for all we know that she is pregnant and was confused or something.

Now look what you made me say, he's probably going to start freaking out.
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Well then you can call me Nostradamus.
 
Got a nice, warm manhug here for big Reg. Dunno if your misery wants any company but I'm in the middle of something similar, as one or two tormented 'netters have come to know. You might find that it helps to relive all your memories of good times with her while walking around town drunk, muttering and blubbering to yourself. I don't find that it does, but you might.
 
Condoleezes. :(

No Limit said:
I can't believe I'm having this conversation with some guy on the internets, maybe cause I'm drunk. But do yourself a favor and just let go of all that shit. The only reason you want it back is cause you want to see her again. Am I right or am I right?
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You must be joking. Rescue mission, moar like.
 
Soz to hear that mate. Plentiful amounts of fish in the sea though Reggie, go be a shark! :D
 
No Limit said:
I can't believe I'm having this conversation with some guy on the internets, maybe cause I'm drunk. But do yourself a favor and just let go of all that shit. The only reason you want it back is cause you want to see her again. Am I right or am I right?
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Are you insane? It's his stuff. Why should she get it just because it was at her flat when she broke up with him?
 
Stigmata said:
Are you insane? It's his stuff. Why should she get it just because it was at her flat when she broke up with him?
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Yes... that's HIS shit... even if he was married, he's entitled to half of it. Except he's not married... he gets 100% of it.

Sue that bitch if she doesn't give you your stuff back!
 
I love you guys. Don't get me wrong, there's been a robust diversity of the standard 'advice' here - and that's what I enjoy. But when someone suggests suing an ex-girlfriend... THIS is why I read HL2.net. *weeps*
 
No Limit said:
2 months aint shit man. And a baby can only be aborted if the women carring it is willing to have the abortion (trust me, a lot of times that isn't the case).
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Bullshit. There's always a handy staircase around, or failing that, a fist.
 
Solution involves her dog, a bat, and some very illegal actions.
 
I'm not sure committing those acts on her dog will really convince her of what she is missing.

The only one who'd enjoy that was the dog.
 
sorry to hear that

i hope you didn't buy her something expensive before hand
 
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