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LOL...I gotta try that on em'
I am SO TOTALLY looking forward to HL2
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LOL...I gotta try that on em'
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yea just like yea, it would work great, and if they ask like "your just acting like the g-man to make fun of us and your not a real nivida lawyer" just go "we are all snakesss in nivida"
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This sucks...I thought I knew where Valve was...remember seeing an address on their website that correlated exactly with a building I'd driven by in Kirkland, WA once. Also, I remember seeing a pic of the outside of Valve by a game site before the original HL was released, and it looked exactly like the one I drove by.
But this past week, I drove over there with a friend, we went in the lobby, and no mention of Valve on the company roster list of the building. And the only address their site currently has is a postal one for resumes only. Ugh..I was really hoping to go down there, too.
Could they be unlisted in that lobby for privacy purposes?
But this past week, I drove over there with a friend, we went in the lobby, and no mention of Valve on the company roster list of the building. And the only address their site currently has is a postal one for resumes only. Ugh..I was really hoping to go down there, too.
Could they be unlisted in that lobby for privacy purposes?
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they probably did this to keep away nvidia lawyers, as you are not one (just that you are going to claim to be one and look and act like the g-man) shouldnt deter you to much.
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well, good news is I just found them under business listings, and that address is actually different from the one I thought it was at. time to go to yahoo! maps for directions :cheers:
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woot! start getting that g-man hair cut down, suit and briefcase (don't forgot the symbol) or the barrny outfit if your doing that (mabye they will hire you as a security guard? lol
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I'm getting all giddy now 
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well yea, that would work if he was a nivida PR agent LOL but he's going in as a nvidia hired lawyer, that happens to look and act(talk) just like the g-man, cuase if they don't buy the lawyer bit, they will be like "oh cool g-man" then give him free stuff.
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I wonder if they already have press copies of the game.
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But free stuff is extremely cool !
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probably, Id bet its already done, there just waiting for the end of the month (and doing play testing) but free stuff could be like "posters, t-shirts, autographs, picture of you and gabe (or mabye the team? if they think you make a good g-man/barrney) headcrabs, mabye they would tell you when the game is coming out, and stick it in your lambda briefcase...
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also if you know some one in the army, (airforce) ask if they could help you out with an apc, or osprey (take your pick) for the afternoon, if you choose the osprey you could repel down onto their roof, or the apc could drive right into their lobby and unload you there.
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Damn't! I just read a gamespy preview stating their new offices were in Bellevue, not Kirkland, which is where the business pages list it as. How can I find out where they are? Is it possible they're unlisted?
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magic... yup does wonders, magic 8-ball should do the trick, or an enni menni minni mooe, between the two, or if as said above you have army buddys, get them to track them down.
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Yeah I'll just call my friends the National Guard to rampage through the streets of Kirkland and Bellevue in search of it.
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yes that could work well, you could claim that xen aliens were appearing and that the military was called in to cover it up, while at the same time hunt down valve software as only they know the true weakness behind xen aliens...
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And one man knows the cure for the deadly virus, and that man is Gabe Newell! We must save him from the post-apocalyptic wreckage that is the pacific northwest in order to save countless billions from the inevitable!
*sigh* I need a new hobby besides these boards. Translation: Half-Life 2 gimmee gimmee gimmee!!!
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"* Fox Newsflash - HL2 has been delayed till Feb 2004. *"
Fox News / Channel is the reminiscence of Nazi propaganda. Don't believe ONE SINGLE word they say. They even helped Bush got elected with their sh!t propaganda, and they're even more dangerous now.
Simpson's show funny though.
Fox News / Channel is the reminiscence of Nazi propaganda. Don't believe ONE SINGLE word they say. They even helped Bush got elected with their sh!t propaganda, and they're even more dangerous now.
Simpson's show funny though.
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