I am the most retarded person in the entire world

[Saturos]

Is muffin saying Hammer's really a nerd that can't carry his own weight much less choke a bitch?:O Oh yeah, "Drugs are bad Mmmkay?" - Mr. Macky

 

[mchammer75040]

Is muffin saying Hammer's really a nerd that can't carry his own weight much less choke a bitch?:O Oh yeah, "Drugs are bad Mmmkay?" - Mr. Macky

Whatever man everyone knows artie has retard strength.

 

[Jintor]

I ****ing lol'd.

 

[Baserape>]

Don't feel ashamed bro we all mess up. When I was street selling (competition tickets)people would open up a purse or dip into a pocket and reveal a block of hash. I was so tempted to take the hash at times as payment but I didn't have the heart, bottle to ask.

;(

 

[Moonraker]

*agrees with thread title

 

[Seppo]

do you mean yourself or the thread starter?

 

[sinkoman]

INTERNETS DON'T CARE THAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS SMOKE WEED.

GO TELL SOMEBODY WHO DOES.

Lol gfwatch

 

[mchammer75040]

What sinko? gfwatch? Are you psychokinetically penetrating my woman with your whale cock?:frown: get the hell out of here!

 

[freakyflor]

I once almost accidently stole 2 mars bars I had my hands full with drinks and stuff so i puted them in my pockets so i could pay em later but I forgot to take em out so i walked out of the store and then i was like shit i stole! so i wend back in to pay for em :angel:, anyway throwing hash on the ground in a store still is stupider

 

[Seppo]

nope, but I actually dread the thought of that happening to me. i would be embarassed for the rest of my life if I got caught for supposed shoplifting

 

[Baserape>]

Anyone just have a complete brain freeze, grab something at a store, and just start walking out with it, completely forgetting to pay for it? Almost happened to me, it's awkward.

Yeah, I went into halfords to buy a new tire for my bike. I put it over my shoulder, had a quick browse and walked out of the door. I got about 100 yards from the shop when I discovered my gaff. I did return to the shop and pay for the tire even though I was very tempted to leave it be.

 

[Seppo]

INTERNETS DON'T CARE THAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS SMOKE WEED.

GO TELL SOMEBODY WHO DOES.

I concur, but without the fury of caps