I bought a video game the other day.

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So I was at the Nintendo store sipping on my camelback, which was, mind you, just filled to the ****ing brim with a lousy cabernet, and I cames across a giant group of sloths. It's not even that it was that big a deal, they just wouldn't get the **** off the demonstration booth and let my ****ing kid have a turn. I doubt they even know my kid is the devil... it was obvious to all of you, right?

Back to the story, we finally get a turn and start playing this new space brawler RPG simulator MMOFPS and another wave of people, possibly ethnic minorities, it doesn't matter and the fact that you double took at that means you're a racist. Pointing out racism is, by far, the most racist'est thing you can do, never do it.

There's a toothbrush upstairs for Barbara, a doll in the wagon for Marth, and I'll hitch the bang-bro bus for Theresa. Let's go upstairs.

New: Kiwi Blur Potatoes!
 
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Ahahahah!
 
LOL, you're not really edward, you're Harry. Plus, Banana shoes.
 
White bread is fairly common in Nintendo games.

A piece of it could kill my family, but it's not fatal.
 
You could always choose the shoes with the most ice. It makes you a fool, but it's passable.
By shoes, I mean games. And trains.
 
There's actually only fifty Burly Clubs in Frennington, and juuuuuuuuuuuust about half of them are corrugated. :|

Not even taking into account cello barons... =\
 
Never before have I seen the grass so dull. That being said, I'd still take advantage of the opportunity.
 
Have you ever heard the dense perforations? It's possible, but electronic is really the only place to have at it..
 
...then she said to me: "Oh no! I've left the cake in the oven" and I said: "Heavens to Betsy! That will make for an unfortunate teatime!" and she said: "Well, I think I'll just pop back home and see if I can rescue it before it burns to a crisp", and I said: "Right-ho!"...
 
Surely you've seen the suspender apparatus? Nevermind it, we'll be over at the Hutzpah stand.
 
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Not to be a triangle floor, but don't you think this flower a little dusty? We're in a great big bowl of cheese marbles now, and you just have to cope with the ketchup.
 
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Not to be a triangle floor, but don't you think this flower a little dusty? We're in a great big bowl of cheese marbles now, and you just have to cope with the ketchup.
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Clean your room and prepare for a shave, the maids judging eyes will overlook the complications of your existence; and perhaps my own.
 
Take this compass and never look down. There are spiders crawling on the cars, and the androids will do everything in their power to buy you out. Beware corporate espionage my son, and good luck in finding your ideal phone.
 
Whatever it is that you people are smoking, could i have a toke too?
 
There's another pair of TX-83 Uganda Heavyset Bolt Tighteners at the corner of Thurgrid and Hannover, don't forget the goddamn brass tax this time, Herman hat tomato breezy rigid saliva accordion. Hurty gills.
 
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-- "Ominous!"
 
This reminds me of that time my friend was telling me how Mickey Mouse blues really well, and that the trains never stop flipping.
 
You know, this is what I love about HL2.net

I can look at a thread like this, read the OP and not have a ***king clue what you are all talking about.
 
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