I called the ambulance..

[h00dlum]

Me and my friend went to McDonalds to eat, and when i got home the old lady who lives under me opened the door and screamed "help me", i was like "whats hte problem bla bla" and she was in alot of pain..i asked her if i chould call the ambulance and i did..the paramedics came and checked her out and then i asked if i could leave..and they were like "yes u can go" so i never knew what was wrong with her..well i feel kinda good about it..i might have saved a life..im a hero!! ahha just kidding..but it felt good

end of story!

 

[Shuzer]

uhh.. very detailed story

Good job h00dlum! :thumbs:

 

[Majestic XII]

/me hugs h00dlum

Min hjälte!

 

[h00dlum]

uhh.. very detailed story

Good job h00dlum! :thumbs:

haha well there isnt much details to say...it basiclly was shes screaming and moaning in pain and i was like "what the hell should i do now". And she answered "I cant" to whatever i asked her. Well i followed the "911" peoples instructions and waited..and in the middle of everything the old lady said "pick up that fork from the floor aahh" so i did and put it in the zink..

 

[Shuzer]

in the middle of everything the old lady said "pick up that fork from the floor aahh" so i did and put it in the zink..

LOL, what'd the fork have to do with anything? Or did it bother her that it was on the ground?

 

[h00dlum]

LOL, what'd the fork have to do with anything? Or did it bother her that it was on the ground?

lol i dont know..she seemed kinda crazy..

 

[Foxtrot]

Thank god you put the fork in the zink...if you didn't do that who knows what might have happened.

 

[mchammer75040]

Thank god you put the fork in the zink...if you didn't do that who knows what might have happened.

lol yea that zink could have gotten away...

 

[Sui]

HMmmmm.... arent h00dlums supposed to be a MENACE to society?

 

[Mechagodzilla]

Yeah, this is a real blow to your hoodlum image.

 

[h00dlum]

Yeah, this is a real blow to your hoodlum image.

lol true..i should have left her!!

 

[craig]

the lady who lives under you lol?

at first I though you were gonna say something like "i went to mc donalds and like everyone else who eats there I was poisoned, so I called the ambulance to sort me out... "

anyway, nice one

 

[Frank]

I called the police about a month ago - I can't remember if I've already told you guys about this - after I had been to the movies, watching Once Upon a Time in Mexico for the 2nd time. I went there with two girls from my class and after the movies one of them went home, she doesn't live more than 5 minutes of walking away from the cinema, so me and the other girl went to see when the bus would come around. Well, we could have stood at the busstop and waited for the bus for ten minutes but instead we went for a walk instead. Up the road we saw some guys running around in the street acting like monkeys, and we thought that they were just drunk or something, but the closer we got to them we saw that they were actually hunting down a guy. And when we walked right past them they punched this poor kid right in his face, so he fell directly to the ground and then these 7-8 guys started kicking him - that's not exactly fair, is it? Now if I hadn't been in shock I would have gone to Burger King which was 5 meters away from the scene of action and asked them to call the cops, but instead we went down to the trainstation which was about 50 meters away and called the cops from my mobile phone. First time I called them I got hung up, and the second time they answered, but they definitly didn't sound very interested in what I had to say:
Me: "Hey, my name is blah blah and blah blah blah. I just saw a guy getting knocked out and then kicked the shit out of here in blahblahblah"
The donut-eating-cop: "Well, we've heard about that but we were told that it was nothing, and that they had left the scene without doing any harm to anyone"
/me was shocked!
Me: "Well, they weren't exactly good friends when we saw them, because he was knocked out cold and then 7 guys surrounded him and started knocking the shit out of him"
The donut-eating-cop: "Are you there now?"
Me: "No, I didn't want to get in any trouble so I left the place"
The-Donut-Eating cop: "That means you don't know if the poor bastard is still there?"
Me: "Well I don't really think he just got up and walked away after being beaten up by 7-8 guys"
The donut-eating-cop: "Aha...? Weeell okay then, we'll send someone... *He hung up*

I was shocked that they didn't exactly do anything else than that. They didn't exactly take me serious, did they?

 

[simmo]

pshhh, police today, think they 0wn everyone....um...they do anyway dont they ? lol

 

[Majestic XII]

I blame the donuts...

 

[Maxi]

And the coffee..

 

[Frank]

I blame society...

 

[FictiousWill]

I blame the train station.

 

[The Mullinator]

I blame evil garden gnomes.

 

[oD1Nz]

I blame Gabe.

 

[Shuzer]

I blame Gabe's dad.

 

[lePobz]

I blame the west.

 

[Shuzer]

I blame Pobz.

 

[nw909]

I blame Cthulhu

 

[<RJMC>]

I blame the president of my country

 

[Loshadka]

... i might have saved a life..im a hero!! ahha just kidding..but it felt good

end of story!

No, you aren't. For saving a granny you get only half of a medal.

Join the club!

 

[not28]

I'm afraid of hemorrhoids.

 

[IonGorilla]

I think we need halflife2, things are getting out of control here.

 

[Deadline]

I think we need halflife2, things are getting out of control here.

I blame voilent video games and sterotypes... oh wait, no, just my parents.

 

[nw909]

I blame voilent video games and sterotypes... oh wait, no, just my parents.

I blame the word blame.