"I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow"

[Krynn72]

"I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow," says the grieving mother of a Brazilian man killed when a cow crashed through the roof of his home.

The 45-year-old was asleep next to his wife on Wednesday when the 3,000-pound animal, believed to have escaped from a nearby farm in Caratinga, stepped onto the corrugated roof after grazing on a hill behind the couple's home, the Telegraph reports. The wife -- and the cow -- were unharmed.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/07/15/newser-cow-kills-man/2517321/

You asshole Raz.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

So that's where he was.

No seriously, where is Raz?

 

[Mogi67]

"I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow"
sounds like she failed

 

[Omnomnick]

"I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow"
sounds like she failed

Bad parenting at its finest.

 

[ríomhaire]

Was his name Jim?

 

[Shem]

Awaiting response from Chick-fil-A.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

it begins

 

[DevonWC]

Was his name Jim?

no.

 

[Tyguy]

The wife -- and the cow -- were unharmed.

That's actually pretty damn impressive. Not even a hoof to the jaw? I smell something funny...

 

[Eejit]

Goddamn Wild Mage surges.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Was his name Jim?

 

[CptStern]

The 45-year-old was asleep next to his wife on Wednesday when the 3,000-pound animal, believed to have escaped from a nearby farm in Caratinga, stepped onto the corrugated roof after grazing on a hill behind the couple's home

even though she's fat there's no need to call her an animal. how did the wife get on the roof in the first place?

 

[DevonWC]

even though she's fat there's no need to call her an animal. how did the wife get on the roof in the first place?

Oh my deity, you're so funny.
now stop, please!

 

[Sheepo]

This forum is gonna milk this story for all its worth.

 

[Krynn72]

I was worried that nobody was going to make any puns. Thanks Sherpo for preventing my faith in VT.net members from being crushed.

 

[Sheepo]

I appreciate the thanks, Knyyr. I'm gonna write all about this in my dairy tonight.

 

[ríomhaire]

I was worried that nobody was going to make any puns. Thanks Sherpo for preventing my faith in VT.net members from being crushed.

The reputation of the forum was at steak.

 

[DevonWC]

I was worried that nobody was going to make any puns. Thanks Sherpo for preventing my faith in VT.net members from being crushed.

And you don't even give him a like?

edit: i felt bad for not making a pun in this post, so i would appreciate if you people could avoid falling over me with your criticism.

 

[Eejit]

That's what this forum is about after all, veally bad puns.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Oh my deity, you're so funny.
now stop, please!

You can take it. Don't be such a cow-ard

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What a relief. I came into this thread previously to find dairy a single pun. I'm glad that has been rectified.

 

[YROC]

That's an udderly weird way to die.