I done a stupid

Que-Ever

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Ok, here's a little story.

At school. Fire drill, ok? Everybody's outside on the sportsfield. Then one of my buddies starts running around yealling, and he's got this white foamy stuff on his hands. It turns out it's hair remover, and this other guy had some (for whatever reason, I chose not to pursue) And, as you can see in exhibit 1, I have the hairiest effing legs on the planet. Of course, this as pretty comon knoweledge, and people started suggesting I use some of the hair craem on my legs... here is the end result.

That cream shit got EVERYwhere too. Pants, shirtsleeve, etc. even my boots. The cream had to sit for three minutes. There were no paper towels handy, so what did I do? Pull my sock up and wipe it all off on the inside. It was full of clumpy hair and cream. Seriously, this whole thing is the most disturbing thing... ever.

Oh, btw, I want somebody to try to prove they have hairier legs than I do. I bet I win.
 
Jesus Christ man o.O; that is one damn hairy leg

(Can i touch it? ^_^)
 
hehe yes you did a stoopid :E ...didnt you ever watch that seinfeld episode where Jerry shaves his chest? it'll just grow back longer and thicker ...now dont go shaving the hair on yer back :laugh:
 
I know some guy who had legs as hairy as yours... he waxed them... ouch.
Was funny to watch though :D
 
i have a friend who has got the hairiest chest i know, and one night when he was drunk someone convinced him to pour that shit all over his chest

only he ended up putting it in random splotches... let's just say it looked funnier than steve carrell in "40 Year Old Virgin"
 
Ren.182 said:
I know some guy who had legs as hairy as yours... he waxed them... ouch.
Was funny to watch though :D
Oh man, I'd never wax... veet ftw :D
That's what this guy had... I still don't know :X
 
I've seen five eight year olds with more hair on their faces than you have on your leg.

And I am dead serious when I say that.
 
Absinthe said:
I've seen five eight year olds with more hair on their faces than you have on your leg.

And I am dead serious when I say that.
Was it those mexican dudes? They looked more like wolfmen from old movies than anything :O
 
i have a friend who grew a full beard when he was like eleven.
 
Que-Ever said:
Was it those mexican dudes? They looked more like wolfmen from old movies than anything :O

Well... not that bad. It was some albanian kid I saw on the bus one day.
 
bah! my good friend is canadian... he could beat you in a hairy-leg contest easily. And forget about my armenian friend...
 
Thats awesome. Get some more of that hair cream stuff and make symbols in your hair with it.

Go for something tribal :E That always works
 
wow that definatly sucks, as for whoever did it you should kill them
 
I done a stupid too. I could have drawn out how the nuclear membrane reassembles with a pencil. So I decided to use photoshop :( Two hours later than my friend, I'm just about finished!

P.S. You are one hairy-legged spider-man
 
CptStern said:
hehe yes you did a stoopid :E ...didnt you ever watch that seinfeld episode where Jerry shaves his chest? it'll just grow back longer and thicker ...now dont go shaving the hair on yer back :laugh:
That's an urban legend. :)
 
Erestheux said:
That's an urban legend. :)
Well, one time I shaved my thighs (with a face razor... ouch) out of boredom. A few week later, it had grown back, and you can still see where I had shaved and where I hadn't. I won't post pics though.
 
HA HA HA, that is funny, now here is my suggestion

Buy and M4 and attach a silencer, hide behind a crate and when they come by, pull the trigger and yell out roflmao n00b, j00 got pwnd
 
And I thought I had hairy legs. HA!

But seriously, cut off your leg. No more hair problems!
 
Your legs are scary >.< I can't find a single hair on my leg that's longer than one cm.
 
Wouldn't it be better to get some more of the cream and cover all your legs with it, so it doesn't look bad and out of place?
 
Razor said:
Wouldn't it be better to get some more of the cream and cover all your legs with it, so it doesn't look bad and out of place?
sensible idea, but that stuff was disgusting :x

JellyWorld said:
Your legs are scary >.< I can't find a single hair on my leg that's longer than one cm.
You guys should see my pubes :)
 
Cormeh said:
So are you going to even those bad boys out? :D
No, I think I'm going to let ithis bare patch grow back in and compare the two hairs- natural, and re-grown, see how it turns out.

My skin feels really weird, in the bald patch, not like the skin on my hands or anywhere else, which is all sorta textured, this skin feels more like.. plastic wrap, I think. Stubbly, warm plastic wrap.
 
See, when you said 'this hair remover stuff got everywhere, even in my pants' I was anticipating a stupid of a far larger magnitude. :E

Are you Sasquatch?
 
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