I forgot my mother's birthday

[Pesmerga]

Ahhhhhh! I forgot it's today. How do I make it up!?

 

[Jimmeh]

Shame on you!!

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

If you forget your mother's birthday you should be killed, man she brought you into the world and you forgot her birthday.....>_<

 

[Pesmerga]

I know I feel so bad. I'm gonna make her a card when she leaves for Lowes today. Ack, I'm such a goof. I'll be such a horridly forgetful husband, too!!! *Hits himself in the head*

 

[Shamrock]

Why don't you make her a card and leave it in her car or something? I mean surprise her, make it seem like you didn't forget her birthday by leaving her gifts everywhere. Things likke that always get mothers sentimental. They think, "I hate you son for forgetting my birthday." Then you surprise them and they are all like, "Whoa. I love you son for pretending to forget then giving me A LOT of gifts." I am telling you it would work..

Unless you told her out in the open, "Mom... I forgot your birthday." Then of course it won't.

 

[xLostx]

wow...meat....sauce lol, see how you like it when she "forgets" your b-day this year! :O

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

happens to me all the time, my parents are old so they dont make a big deal out of bdays anymore. just make a card and give em' a hug.. they wont care

btw your avatar is the best thing ever

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Your only redemption can come from sacrificing yourself in the traditional way. Not doing so would leave you with no honour, and shame upon your entire family for generations.

 

[Pesmerga]

Farrow is right...

*Grabs the rope*

 

[staticprimer]

ah I forgot my mom's birthday this year too. See, I have a poor memory when it comes to remembering dates. I almost would have forgotten my dad's birthday had she not reminded me, and even my own birthday snuck up on me! She was a little pissed but I randomly called her a week later and wished her a happy birthday.

 

[Ennui]

Make her a card, get her a present, and leave it for her when you get back or she gets back.

And tell her happy birthday.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I'd give her a hug when she comes through the door. I know my mum appreciates that.

 

[Doppelgofer]

bleed your ass onto a birthday card

 

[outpost]

bleed your ass onto a birthday card

its people like you that need selling to mcdonalds so they'll cut you up in the back room and serve you to some waster that can barely feel his spine hes so tubbed up from processed nipples like yours

 

[Foxtrot]

I forgot my Dads birthday too, I told him birthdays ****ing suck and I don't want anything for mine and he wont get anything for his

 

[Doppelgofer]

@outpost

i actually seriously laughed....your the first person on the entire internet that has made me laugh

know that today you have achieved something major

 

[Tr0n]

Hell I don't even know my mothers b-day...**** that bitch.

Anyways...don't worry..just get a card real quickly or something.

 

[outpost]

@outpost

i actually seriously laughed....your the first person on the entire internet that has made me laugh

know that today you have achieved something major

wewt!!

 

[kirovman]

Just say your card got lost in the post....

...even if you live at home....


...yeah that would work

 

[Doppelgofer]

@outpost...again i have to put this cos someone posted as i was replying

there is deffinatley sexual tension between us

rip off my night gown and fasten me to the town of bedrock and lets scream pleasures

 

[outpost]

Sounds good

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

they only come out at night...

 

[KoreBolteR]

just say you planned to go to the city and treat her with anything

 

[lePobz]

I keep a text file on my desktop called birthdays.txt - can you guess what's in it?
You should do the same, it's saved my ass a few times :thumbs:

If you want to make it up to your mother, I suggest you cook her something nice. Or something. Put the effort in, anyway.

 

[Doppelgofer]

dragoste din tei is seriously without doubt the best song ever made

on topic, i've forgot my mums birthday loads of times...but i manage to charm myself back onto her good side...plus i've had no money for the past 2 years so its not exactly been easy getting me mum anything

 

[Zeus]

dragoste din tei is seriously without doubt the best song ever made

I just lost any and all respect I may have ever had, or will ever have, for you.


...j/k, but that song sucks major donkey balls

 

[ktimekiller]

i dont like birthdays, i dont get the point of celebration

 

[Pesmerga]

Ah well I pulled a quick one!

"Happy 23rd (she's 52) Birthday, Mommy!
I forgot there was only one official day to show my love for you!"

 

[kmack]

The woman from whose loins you sprung!

and you forgot! better come through in spades for mothers day