Flyingdebris
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- Jul 23, 2003
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Okay, so i like to play on the dez stats team deathmatch runoff server alot.
A few days ago this guy by the name of coldflo joins the game. Almost immediately he starts some feud with another player and beings to argue with him over the VOIP. This guy i would find out was so much a stereotype that i was dying of laughter. He was argueing the whole time in his nasal voice about how he was so much more mature and that he was way more skilled. Constantly yelling BULLSHIT or WTF everytime he died. He was all like "I'm a green beret, i am so much older than you, i will kick your ass, i will break you!" he goes on and on like this for like 15 minutes on the voip.
Best part of all of this was that the guy takes himself completely serious!
Earlier today i ran into him on the server again. A few minutes in he's all like. Guys! wtf don't ****in get in my way when i'm shooting, you idiots suck so bad, omg! He then goes off on an 5 minute long tirade abainst how badly rebel team sucked...Of course everyone near him immediately begins to bump into and crowd him even more! He yells some stuff about our team being retarded and full of losers. (We went on to win the next 3 rounds including the one during which he left)
Anyway curiosity piqued i deside to google up his name. True enough the guy is registered to an assload of forums, and nearly all of his posts are a colection of egotistical or inflammitory marks.
This person truly embodied a good percentage of all the negative stereotypes of gamer-kind.
Anyhow the point to this post is that if you ever run into another player named coldflo, send a small insult his way or do some small thing to annoy him, he will explode in a tirade of hilarity and truly make your day.
A few days ago this guy by the name of coldflo joins the game. Almost immediately he starts some feud with another player and beings to argue with him over the VOIP. This guy i would find out was so much a stereotype that i was dying of laughter. He was argueing the whole time in his nasal voice about how he was so much more mature and that he was way more skilled. Constantly yelling BULLSHIT or WTF everytime he died. He was all like "I'm a green beret, i am so much older than you, i will kick your ass, i will break you!" he goes on and on like this for like 15 minutes on the voip.
Best part of all of this was that the guy takes himself completely serious!
Earlier today i ran into him on the server again. A few minutes in he's all like. Guys! wtf don't ****in get in my way when i'm shooting, you idiots suck so bad, omg! He then goes off on an 5 minute long tirade abainst how badly rebel team sucked...Of course everyone near him immediately begins to bump into and crowd him even more! He yells some stuff about our team being retarded and full of losers. (We went on to win the next 3 rounds including the one during which he left)
Anyway curiosity piqued i deside to google up his name. True enough the guy is registered to an assload of forums, and nearly all of his posts are a colection of egotistical or inflammitory marks.
This person truly embodied a good percentage of all the negative stereotypes of gamer-kind.
Anyhow the point to this post is that if you ever run into another player named coldflo, send a small insult his way or do some small thing to annoy him, he will explode in a tirade of hilarity and truly make your day.