i got a cookie

[gh0st]

so i went to the kivu (which is tis little coffee store inside my retail store where i work)

i buy a smoothie and a cookie k

im enjoying the smoothie in the backroom and i find the cookie in its little wrapper and unwrap it, and break off a supple little piece cause it looks good

then i eat and it seriously tastes like beef. like beef. like it was cookied in the greace where you cook the french fries, at mcdonalds. i say what the **** and gift a piece to my coworker who says yeah it tastes like tater tots or something its gross. but everybofy else things it tastes like a good cookie. what the hell. what do you think? plz dont be mad at me ill regret it int he morning

 

[evil^milk]

dude, the cookie has poisoned you.

or are you drunk?

either way, hilarious thread. thanks

 

[Alix Mcdean]

All I have to say is-

EL OH EL.

Im serious, thats all.

I suggest you break off half and send me it, and I shall judge if it is teh cookie of beef.

-Alix

 

[Danimal]

Just say you got the wrong cookie and get a different one.

 

[gh0st]

whY ASRE YOU PEOPLE VOTING FOR ITS A GOOD COKOIE

IT TATTES LIKE BEEF U IMBECILES.

besdies i got it like 4 hours ago i cant just replace it its beef and its in the grabage now at my store how would i get it and replace it. ive already boughten it.

 

[Datrix]

I'll be there in three hours... then I will decide if it's a beefy cookie.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

wheres the love for beef cookies? eh?

 

[gh0st]

wheres the love for beef cookies? eh?

WHO EATS BEEF COkIES t hats gross man i tasted it and it tastes like beef and i trew it away ic ant even see straight.

 

[jondy]

WHO EATS BEEF COkIES t hats gross man i tasted it and it tastes like beef and i trew it away ic ant even see straight.

omg someone's administered the neurotic smackdown on gh0st!

 

[gh0st]

;( ;( :sniper: :dork:

omg someone's administered the neurotic smackdown on gh0st!

IM SORRY its henry weinhards he's ****ed me over the big one this time... its HIM OK. IM GOING TO BED I CANT TYUPE I FEEL LIKE COMRADE BDAGER

 

[15357]

......................


What happened to you?

/me shakes head sadly

 

[ne0_shiny]

......................


What happened to you?

* 15357 shakes head sadly

His grammer died

 

[Harryz]

Now you listen to me Mr. Ghost, lay off the doobie!




Harry for Governor!

 

[Lucid]

Your tastebuds probably shit the bed for what ever reason.

 

[Shodan]

It was a good cookie, I always new it was.

 

[Asknoone]

Congrats! Most stupidest thread of the month. Whee!

 

[Shippi]

You sure it was a cookie? And not a dog treat or anything..?

 

[Shodan]

You sure it was a cookie? And not a dog treat or anything..?

Hahaha, It was one of these!

 

[OCybrManO]

You sure it was a cookie? And not a dog treat or anything..?

I was expecting "Are you sure it was a cookie? Are you sure it wasn't... nothing?"

 

[Fat Tony!]

your expecting to judge a cookie which we haven't tasted? Best thread ever

 

[Vegeta897]

This thread shall do down into the hall of classics

"WHO EATS BEEF COkIES t hats gross man i tasted it and it tastes like beef and i trew it away ic ant even see straight." -Gh0st (Smashed)

 

[Laivasse]

Gh0st before cookie: :sniper:

Gh0st after cookie: :bonce:

It tastes like beef.

 

[baron insig]

cookies are good mmm dohey waitrose cookiies

 

[Razor]

Ghost, send me a cookie so i can sample it, then and onli then will i vote.

 

[jondy]

Sssssh guys, he's hungover.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Sssssh guys, he's hungover.

Beef cookies will do that to ya, man. :burp:

 

[gh0st]

Ok, now im at school and i'm wishing for death. thanks.

 

[Ermac]

good cookie

 

[evil^milk]

dude, what was wrong with you when you posted this?

 

[kupocake]

Congrats! Most stupidest thread of the month. Whee!

Surely this is too rash... we've still got 20 days of threads to go!

 

[gh0st]

dude, what was wrong with you when you posted this?

i just got really plastered and mowed my lawn. actually for whatever reason i paid someone to do it. then i made this thread. now my head hurts but its a lot better.

 

[Oyaji291]

I think itz a good cookiez lol

 

[DEATH eVADER]

dude, the cookie has poisoned you.

or are you drunk?

either way, hilarious thread. thanks

See kids, this is what happens when you smoke. Things taste like horse sh*t

 

[mindless_moder]

maybe someone mixed up burger patties and cooky dough

 

[Illegal Amigo]

This Thread Is Hilarious

 

[Yuri]

Beef = Good

Cookies = Good

Beef Cookies = Awesome

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

ew tattes liek beef jerky or somethi n

 

[Fuse Kazuki]

Haha, this thread made my day. Anyways, the beef cookies are deliscious. I had like 300 of them already. I've gotta get more of these

 

[Beerdude26]

Stupidest thread of the month? More like most hilarious thread of the month!

Cookie + Beef = Teh Win!

 

[15357]

Youre all infected, aren't you?

/me shakes head sadly and calls the WHO.