I had a small go karting accident a couple of weeks ago.

[Xendance]

A couple of weeks ago, me and my friend wanted to have a race. It was his first time go karting, but it was like my sixth.

I was following him around the track trying to look for a place to overtake. Since I'm good and I dont disobey the rules, I didn't bump into him from behind.

Suddenly, he spun out of control and I slammed on my brakes to try and avoid him. I did hit him, and I was stuck. Then from the side, this other guy (it's probably worth pointing out he's black) drove into me at full speed and I was nearly flung from the vehicle. They didn't have any seatbelts, so I wasn't strapped in.

Because I was stuck when the black man hit me, he managed to hit me out of place and I was able to drive on. The consequent of that was he got stuck and eventually told off for what he did. Yes, it was on a corner, but you could easily see that there were 2 people who were stopped.

I was aching after the race and could not sit down properly, but it was only till a few hours later did I feel at my worst. I couldn't sleep on my back and it was very uncomfortable sitting down. Being in the car was awful when we had to go over speedbumps. I took a look at my back in the mirror and it was completely bruised and looked awful.

I managed to recover quickly and a week later I was go karting again. Hope you enjoyed my story!

 

[Eejit]

(it's probably worth pointing out he's black)

Yeah no wonder he drove like that, he's coloured.

 

[Rizzo]

Get of my roads.

Cool story though.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Obviously, you need to attend a whites-only go-kart event.

 

[Robbo]

HAHA awesome but your not cool till you flip one and get stuck waste high in a stack of tires. That was a fun day

 

[Jintor]

So why exactly was it worth pointing out that he was black?

 

[Xendance]

So why exactly was it worth pointing out that he was black?

For this reason:

Yeah no wonder he drove like that, he's coloured.

Hope Eejit got infractionated too!

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I think you'll find that Eejit's post was sarcastically pointing out the racism in yours. As was mine, that you for some reason decided to report.

 

[FishBulb]

You pointed out the guy was black because of a reply posted after you'd already done the aforementioned pointing out? Very logical, indeed.

 

[kineaesth]

the black man hit me

Oh my goodness gracious me!

 

[PvtRyan]

When the black man hit you, did some of the dark give off on your pure white pristine skin? I heard that you can't wash it off.

 

[Eejit]

I vote for a title change for Xen, "Racist Ungrateful Prick". Or if you prefer "Black Hating Ungrateful Prick".

 

[Sulkdodds]

A black guy? Then this was no "accident".

 

[15357]

Shut up you pricks. Xendance is obviously trying to ask us to find out who the perp is.

 

[kineaesth]

Shut up you pricks. Xendance is obviously trying to ask us to find out who the perp is.

It was a guy (it's probably worth pointing out he's black)

 

[15357]

See? That's only like a couple hundred million people. Who wants to start interoggating batch #101 ~ 200000?

 

[Xendance]

I vote for a title change for Xen, "Racist Ungrateful Prick". Or if you prefer "Black Hating Ungrateful Prick".

You'd like that wouldn't you?! Well, it's not going to happen.

 

[13LACKBISHOP]

I thought we were all supposed to be getting along.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

You'd like that wouldn't you?! Well, it's not going to happen.

I can't believe that you were actually dumb enough to post that.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

 

[Acepilotf14]

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Black people.

 

[Xendance]

I can't believe that you were actually dumb enough to post that.

Now how did I know that was going to happen?

 

[Yorick]

Now how did I know that was going to happen?

Because you understand how decisions work and constantly make the wrong ones?

 

[Krynn72]

My favorite thread in a long time. Thank you xendance, and thank you Eejit and Pi.

 

[Ennui]

I HATE U GUISE IM LEAVING

Spoiler

c u nxt week lol

 

[Rizzo]

Haha! Yeah but, no, you disgust me.

About a year ago, a person tried to mug me. Don't ask me the colour of his skin, becouse I only saw a human being.

He was black though. And he had a friend. He was black also.

 

[Vegeta897]

My favorite thread in a long time. Thank you xendance, and thank you Eejit and Pi.

This; totally superb thread.

 

[Nomad]

Xendance, I thank you for being a stupid racist prick because your stupidity made my day. Also, thanks for the perfect ironic post for img dump.

 

[hool10]

 

[Xendance]

I hate you all for not even giving me any sympathy.

 

[Eejit]

Well at least now it isn't only the blacks you hate.

 

[VirusType2]

Your friend spins out in the go-kart 'from lack of experience', but the black man hit you 'out of spite'.

Maybe he could sense that you are a racist. Where you giving him dirty looks or something? Talking about him? You probably said to your friend, "Don't look now, but there is a black man right behind you!". If you really are racist, maybe you used a more vulgar term.

I don't think anyone understands why it was "important to mention that he is black." Are we supposed to think, "Oh, that explains it, he was black. No wonder he hit you." What the hell were you getting at?

If you are racist, do you have a lot of bad experiences with black people, or what is your reasoning?

 

[Xendance]

Yeah I did give him dirty looks because before this crash, he kept bumping into me trying to knock me off, so I just look at him and tell him to **** off, although he can't hear me due to the sound of the engines.

 

[MJ12]

Awwwww shittt

 

[Krynn72]

Niggas in go karts! WE'RE FUCKED!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Black people.

 

[Krynn72]

Im disapointed in the internet for not having any google results for "kkk member riding a go cart"

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

 

[Hectic Glenn]

And you two had to go ruin the fun by trying too hard...sigh.