I Had An Accident

[Infernal Shade]

Alright, time for a little trivia. Whoever gets this right wins the soiled tube of toothpaste...

Examine this picture. Then decide if I (a) have an extremely minty ass, or (b) dropped the toothpaste in the toilet bowl again.

If you said (a)... well, frankly I don't know whether to be flattered or freightened. If you said (b), congratulations?

My only cabinet in my bathroom is right above my toilet. So if anything falls out of it, guess where it goes? This is usually why I keep the lid down...damnit.

 

[xLostx]

the question is did you use the toothpase after?

 

[Infernal Shade]

Hell no. See the Colgate box in the trash can? That was from the new tube that I had to open.

 

[xLostx]

ahhh i didnt see the pic. this was staged. you are banned.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'da used the old tube *unless it wasjust about empty..* I mean, it is SCREWED on..I doubt any water got in=...but I guess it's just the mental image of it all.

 

[ailevation]

:naughty: Well... what are you going to do with it now? I got it! Put it in your Mom and Dad's bathroom!

 

[Infernal Shade]

Nah, my apartment is about an hour's drive away from Mom and Dad. I don't feel like lugging a soiled tube of toothpaste all that way just to throw it in their toilet. I just threw it out.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Nah, my apartment is about an hour's drive away from Mom and Dad. I don't feel like lugging a soiled tube of toothpaste all that way just to throw it in their toilet. I just threw it out.

good game. gg.

 

[DreadLord]

Nah, my apartment is about an hour's drive away from Mom and Dad. I don't feel like lugging a soiled tube of toothpaste all that way just to throw it in their toilet. I just threw it out.

Hahaha I don't think he meant toss it in their toilet.

 

[<RJMC>]

I rember something similiar hapened to me but whit the soap

 

[pinoyako]

imagine if it happened to your loofah / sponge / scrub. ew.

 

[<RJMC>]

imagine if it happened to your loofah / sponge / scrub. ew.

whats a scrub?

 

[Sparta]

Anyone see the episode of Mythbusters where they test a number of different toothpastes for fecal matter which is through the air from the toilet bowl.

Every single toothbrush, whether it was in the room with the toilet bowl or not, had some form of fecal matter on it.

All of you are brushing your teeth.....with shit.

 

[OCybrManO]

You're most likely breathing some shit at this very moment. It's in the air.

Here's a nice piece of information: Remember, every time you smell something... little molecules of it (or at least part of it) had to reach all the way up into your nasal cavity and make contact with the mucus lining the olfactory epithelium. Meaning, if you smell shit... you've got shit in your nose.

 

[xcellerate]

i smell with my fingers

 

[JellyWorld]

It's happened to a friend's cellphone before.

 

[Sparta]

Happened to my brothers cellphone. As he was peeing.

 

[Pressure]

One time a found the same thing in my toilet but then I remembered I ate a tube of toothpaste.