I hate being arachnaphobic.

[CyberPitz]

So I'm one of the biggest pussies you'll ever see when it comes to spiders *traumatic childhood with them...guh..*

Anyway..I'm sittin here, playin BF2. I close the game...then out of nowhere, I see some white dust falling down slowly from the ceiling. Well..I look left, and RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE..a gangly looking spider is webbin his way down. So I ****in jump out of my chair. The first thing that pops to my head is go find some perfume and kill it. Then I think..I gotta sleep here, I don't want to die of suffication in my sleep. So I slap it. It's squished.

I thought I was a goner...and the bastard was ...( ) yay big...give or take a few spaces. It had a nice size..the splattered spider was about 1 inch in diameter on my hand..so now I feel like spiders are all over me.....

*looks around...*

Care police told me to eat some crackers, and the internet is eating them.

I'm screwed.

 

[xLostx]

The first thing that pops to my head is go find some perfume and kill it.

lololololololololol

 

[CyberPitz]

lololololololololol

I always thought it would be nice to die smelling girly......

and wearing womens underwear.

 

[Qonfused]

...

I'm the same way with bees.

:O

 

[Smoke]

Mabye its cos your afraid of spiders?

 

[Dr. Freeman]

I always thought it would be nice to die smelling girly......

and wearing womens underwear.

if there ever was good sig material, this has got to be it
btw Pitz, keep ur eyes peeled, im sure that spider's friends are hunting for u :O

 

[Qonfused]

Mabye its cos your afraid of spiders?

Can't be... wait... can it?
:O

 

[Skaadi]

I hate those things too, even if it's about a centermeter long I'll scream and start paniking.

 

[poseyjmac]

i hate spiders too. black widows especially. because they are black. and i dunno they just look more scary than other spiders. you live in brown recluse territory so i wouldn't go swatting spiders with your hand!

 

[Soirjed]

I do not mind spiders, mainly because they help get rid of flys that enter my room, of course I do destroy their webbings every now and then.

 

[Top Secret]

I ate a spider at a lan party once, pretty cool.

 

[CyberPitz]

i hate spiders too. black widows especially. because they are black. and i dunno they just look more scary than other spiders. you live in brown recluse territory so i wouldn't go swatting spiders with your hand!

Yeah, I made sure it wasn't a brown recluse. Thank god they are unique looking. Had one of those bitches land on my chest when I was watching TV. That was the LAST time I layed in that room to be comfy. It was sleep...the end.

if there ever was good sig material, this has got to be it
btw Pitz, keep ur eyes peeled, im sure that spider's friends are hunting for u

I hate you. Now im MORE parinoid.

 

[15357]

I hate spiders. And roaches. Spiders are somewhat easy to kill, but roaches don't die even if you pour a liter of chlorine on them and chop off its head.


Once, I woke up with a spider on my face. I woke up the entire 13th floor of my apartment.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

I hate you. Now im MORE parinoid.

sheesh i was kidding

 

[CyberPitz]

I hate spiders. And roaches. Spiders are somewhat easy to kill, but roaches don't die even if you pour a liter of chlorine on them and chop off its head.


Once, I woke up with a spider on my face. I woke up the entire 13th floor of my apartment.

Wow..I'd probably pass out and go into a shock state...then wake up 3 days later in a hospital.

"Honey honey, you were screaming like a little girl again.."
"THE SPIDERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!*pass out again*"

sheesh i was kidding

whew...

 

[Skaadi]

I hate spiders. And roaches. Spiders are somewhat easy to kill, but roaches don't die even if you pour a liter of chlorine on them and chop off its head.
.

Thats damn straight, I think they can live for just over a week if you chop their heads off, they starve to death.

 

[15357]

Thats damn straight, I think they can live for just over a week if you chop their heads off, they starve to death.

They actually die of thirst. They can survive like a month or 2 w/o any food.

 

[CyberPitz]

They actually die of thirst. They can survive like a month or 2 w/o any food.

And they can survive a nuclear halocaust....

We dont just roach bomb the entire earth?

 

[poseyjmac]

i had an idea for a prank on an arachnaphobiac. they would be asleep in their bed, and you would construct a fake web that envelops them, not big enough that its not believable, and then have a black widow or mean looking spider with a body the size of a golf ball right in the middle above their face. it wouldn't be real of course, but maybe have a remote control to make it twiddle its legs or something, then he wakes up and goes ballistic, OR he might be paralyzed with fear. its really mean come to think of it.

 

[Skaadi]

They actually die of thirst. They can survive like a month or 2 w/o any food.

ohhhhhhh

 

[15357]

And they can survive a nuclear halocaust....

We dont just roach bomb the entire earth?

If we find any hostile life forms in the universe, we should bomb them with roaches and spiders.

 

[CyberPitz]

i had an idea for a prank on an arachnaphobiac. they would be asleep in their bed, and you would construct a fake web that envelops them, not big enough that its not believable, and then have a black widow or mean looking spider with a body the size of a golf ball right in the middle above their face. it wouldn't be real of course, but maybe have a remote control to make it twiddle its legs or something, then he wakes up and goes ballistic, OR he might be paralyzed with fear. its really mean come to think of it.

1.) I would probably be too scared to move...when I could move, I'd probably not car about my own well being, and punch it.

2.) You wouldn't be alive much longer...I hear 500 paper cuts hurt pretty badly...

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I don't mind spiders, but I don't like it when they decide to spawn a whole family in your own home without your permission, way to go hospitality. I also don't like the way they shit out white sticky stuff from their butt. The other day, I tried to evict a 4" spider, bloody hell it was fast

 

[Mutley]

I don't like Spiders, its wierd, they don't look scary and I can go right next to one, but I would panic if I picked one up, I don't understand it.

 

[JoeCLawrence]

I've always been mildly arachnophobic. I'm not as bad as I used to be by a long shot, but if a decent sized spider comes crawling near me, its right to the shoes to crush the damn thing.

 

[Bobcat]

I'm also a little icky with spiders... I don't mind them too much as long as they don't blatantly annoy me (not on purpose unlikely). For example if I suddenly notice a small spider making it's way up my arm, I'll gently try and divert it elsewhere. However anything larger than ½ an inch will be bashed off and hunted down by my fly-swatter, which I will use as a means of transportation to move the offender outside my room (preferably by window) and then send them flying...

No I don't kill spiders without a good reason, but I still don't like them.

Last night when I was about to head to bed, I suddenly turned my head and saw one hanging from the ceiling mere inches from me, it immediatly scrambled for the ceiling, although I did manage to lure it onto my fly-swatter and give it a free flying trip out the window.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Aw the cute wittle spiders.

i had an idea for a prank on an arachnaphobiac. they would be asleep in their bed, and you would construct a fake web that envelops them, not big enough that its not believable, and then have a black widow or mean looking spider with a body the size of a golf ball right in the middle above their face. it wouldn't be real of course, but maybe have a remote control to make it twiddle its legs or something, then he wakes up and goes ballistic, OR he might be paralyzed with fear. its really mean come to think of it.

Bwehehehe!

 

[xcellerate]

then youd love my room my bed is directly below the a/c vent and 3 times now while i have been lieing in bed a spider has come out of the vent and fallen on me.


i wonder how many times it's happened once i was asleep...

 

[KoreBolteR]

im not scared of spiders, i just dont like picking them up.

 

[Solaris]

You could have that phobia cured in a one hour session,its a very simple technique.

Just find an NLP practioner in your area.

Though it would cost about $120

 

[Zeus]

In the downstairs room there was a spider (wolf spider my dad called it) about (....) <--- big (plus the legs made it quite large)...it was the biggest spider I've ever seen up close and it disappeared and I never saw it again...but there were 2 other wolf spiders, but there a part of history now....

 

[Kitfox]

I have a phobia of basically all insects/bugs bigger then a centimeter. This includes spiders. Except that I respect spiders the most and never kill spiders since they kill every other insect/bug you can imagine. The bigger the spider the more insects/bugs it's terminated.

 

[JellyWorld]

The average person will unknowingly consume 8 spiders in their sleep when they crawl into your mouth. At least that's what my snapple cap says.

 

[Lemonking]

The average person will unknowingly consume 8 spiders in their sleep when they crawl into your mouth. At least that's what my snapple cap says.

:x



voll eglich

 

[Asknoone]

I'm afraid of them as well. The other night (well, morning, 2.00am) I was watching a DVD and something kept darting across the floor, and, I wasn't sure what it was until I plucked up the courage to get off my bed and takes a looskie. Then the stupid thing ran at me and I collapses on the floor in fright

I pointed at it, and my dog proceeded to eat it. Phew.

 

[Sulkdodds]

DOG! Eat the spider!

"Whooaaaooow?"

No, not the combine! Eat the spider, DOG!

 

[CyberPitz]

then youd love my room my bed is directly below the a/c vent and 3 times now while i have been lieing in bed a spider has come out of the vent and fallen on me.


i wonder how many times it's happened once i was asleep...

Yeah...that's when I would opt to MOVE MY BED D:

You could have that phobia cured in a one hour session,its a very simple technique.

Just find an NLP practioner in your area.

Though it would cost about $120

It might be worth the money D:

 

[Harryz]

You handled the situation in a manly way.

 

[bryanf445]

Heres a good one for you...I was putting new batteries in one of my cd players, and i saw this little white puffy thing, so not knowing what it was I started to pick at it with the battery compartment door and once it poped about 5 little spiders came crawling out. Lets just say I was in my kitchen, and It made me jump all the way back into my living room.

But normally spiders dont scare me. The only way they do is if they surprise me like on my arm or in front of my face, but even then i dont usually overreact,I just flick them off or something

 

[CyberPitz]

Heres a good one for you...I was putting new batteries in one of my cd players, and i saw this little white puffy thing, so not knowing what it was I started to pick at it with the battery compartment door and once it poped about 5 little spiders came crawling out. Lets just say I was in my kitchen, and It made me jump all the way back into my living room.

But normally spiders dont scare me. The only way they do is if they surprise me like on my arm or in front of my face, but even then i dont usually overreact,I just flick them off or something

I'd do that, but then my luck, it would bite me, and I would die because I'm deathly allergic...

I dunno if I am allergic to anything yet....20 years of my life, and nothing yet..maybe I'm safe?