I hate students

[Zeus]

technically i am one but i can honestly say i act nowt like any of the shits that are proud to call themselves a 'student'

parading around looking like toss pots with gay hair thinking they're ace because they've been out drinking SINCE 2PM MAN! omg i've got a traffiiiik cone. **** off you absolute idiot, you're impressing no-one except the tosser next to you carrying a men at work sign and the one the other side projectile vomitting from the cheap 3 pints of diesel hes had from the student union

you can identify them easily aswell because my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought naw forget it, yo home to Bel-Air!

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later" looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Lol, you caught me with that one. Now it's gonna be at least a few months before someone can surprise me with it and have it still be funny.

 

[Solaris]

Lol, you caught me with that one. Now it's gonna be at least a few months before someone can surprise me with it and have it still be funny.

He said "yo, home smell you later", but its "go home, smell you later"

Therefore it fails

 

[Dynasty]

i'm beginning to question this ...i hear people saying it all the time and where the first year was actually really enjoyable looking back, i'm not enjoying it at all this year. been a big pile aside from some really good nights out every now and again where as it seemed to be a constant laugh for the most part in the first year

Well to be honest, its usually crap if you make it crap. If you dont socialise ASWELL as go out at night, and actually know youre at Uni because you WANT TO BE, its awesome.

Either that or your Uni IS just shite.

 

[votka]

I didn't mind students when I was one, and I don't mind them now, although my patience was beginning to wear thin with anti-globalisation, anti-capitalism etc. types walking around the place with their Starbucks and such, drinking what they were presumably opposed to. The only time I had one of these coffees I scalded my tongue on the superheated liquid, so I can't even see an attraction to drinking the stuff.

Aside from them, I'd only be wary of the "I'm a student" brigade who seemingly place more emphasis on that than anything else. Also, those on a mission to deliberately get drunk routinely are irritating wherever you find them, not just at university. Takes the fun out of the night if you're expected to drink lager like a 15 year old for a few hours.

 

[Doppelgofer]

Well to be honest, its usually crap if you make it crap. If you dont socialise ASWELL as go out at night, and actually know youre at Uni because you WANT TO BE, its awesome.

Either that or your Uni IS just shite.

my uni is shite and i don't like the student culture but i'm not a miserable cock when i go out. i usually have a good laugh with mates but i just generally don't like being a student because i do get lumped with the stereotypes

where i work the amount of people that i've worked with who are proper sound with me then i mention the fact i'm a student, the first thing they say is 'oh your not a ****ing student are you...shame'

i just can't wait till i'm done being labelled as a student

 

[Pulse]

He said "yo, home smell you later", but its "go home, smell you later"

Therefore it fails

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/willsmith/freshprinceofbelairthemesong.html

A fail is you!

 

[pomegranate]

Mature students are, let's be honest, generally cocks. At least every single one I've encountered has been anyway.

Do you have a problem relating to grown-ups?

 

[kirovman]

i just can't wait till i'm done being labelled as a student

Well, all students have to get jobs one day.

Just try to make the best of what you've got.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Do you have a problem relating to grown-ups?

Only ones who consider themselves a great deal better than every other one of their student colleagues, and who've been reported to the University for being abusive to library staff (which has been the case for the mature student we had in the first year, and then one who's joined us in the second)

And I am an adult, so no, I don't have problems relating to other adults.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Technically I am one but I can honestly say I act nowt like any of the shits that think they're better than everyone else

Parading around looking like toss pots with gay hair thinking they're ace because they've been working! omg i've got a job. **** off you absolute idiot, you're impressing no-one except the tosser next to you carrying a cup of coffee and the one the other side bitching about how his boss is working him too hard.

You can identify them easily aswell because they all look like every single one of their workmates. Ask a normal everyday student what he thinks of the average holier-than-thou twat aswell and I guarantee his voice will be filled with hate...just filled with it.

I'm not alone in thinking that the stereotypical bunch of twats are exactly that am I?


Jealousy is an ugly thing innit. Brap.

im too lazy to write anything myself so ill just quote someone

 

[alehm]

Students are awesome. They rule. When he had the traffic cone you should have stopped what you were doing and bowed down and worshipped him and licked up his freinds vomit. We should have universities where teachers go to class to listen to students lecture on how cool they are. That is if the idiot old farts could drive to school with all the missing traffic signs.

 

[pomegranate]

Only ones who consider themselves a great deal better than every other one of their student colleagues, and who've been reported to the University for being abusive to library staff (which has been the case for the mature student we had in the first year, and then one who's joined us in the second)

And I am an adult, so no, I don't have problems relating to other adults.

I didn't say adults, I said grown-ups, not necessarily the same thing, and being an adult (ie over the age of 18) doesn't automatically make one grown up and able to relate to a mature person in the same way that another would..

 

[ComradeBadger]

I didn't say adults, I said grown-ups, not necessarily the same thing, and being an adult (ie over the age of 18) doesn't automatically make one grown up and able to relate to a mature person in the same way that another would..

What are you basing your assumption on, aside from a comment on a forum?

 

[pomegranate]

What assumption?

 

[Seppo]

No one's a grown up at 18. We're all stupid and irritating as hell at that age. Maybe at the age of 30 kids become grown ups. With women I'd say the age is 25

 

[ComradeBadger]

Do you have a problem relating to grown-ups?

This was what gave me that idea.

 

[pomegranate]

Right, see now that is a question. If I was making an assumption, I wouldn't be asking.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I figured you'd assumed, and were commenting on it. ANYWAY.

No, I don't

 

[function9]

No one's a grown up at 18. We're all stupid and irritating as hell at that age. Maybe at the age of 30 kids become grown ups. With women I'd say the age is 25

I'd agree with your first statement if you expand it to say 14-20. And the second statement. As for the third, I'd really love to know where you live, because in the US I would say women don't stop the games and BS until at least around 30.