I have a deep and personal confession to make...

[kupocake]

I am the swirling conciousness of every long-time banned member. This is why I flip between "lah-dee-dah" and "**** off and die" in discussions.

Also, I took the Hydra out of Half-Life 2.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Hi.

I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such nature films as Earwigs: Eww! and Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.

 

[mortiz-Redux]

I HAVE A CONFESSION TOO, I'M REALLY 'MORTIZ', I LIEK BEEN HERE SINCE 2003 BUT I 4GOT MAH PASSWORD AND CAN NO LONGER ACCESS MAH OLD E-MAIL ADDRESS. Bet use neva gessed lol

 

[Raziaar]

I HAVE A CONFESSION TOO, I'M REALLY 'MORTIZ', I LIEK BEEN HERE SINCE 2003 BUT I 4GOT MAH PASSWORD AND CAN NO LONGER ACCESS MAH OLD E-MAIL ADDRESS. Bet use neva gessed lol

I thought I recognized that name! But it never made sense because I thought you were older than your date showed!

Revelation at last!

 

[Kula Meenur]

I dont give a fuck.

What she said.

 

[lame-o]

two shots of hate from a mouth as loud as a gun,
like an assasin ... who does it for fun.
two deafening blows in a war that has just begun,
life gone away...i'm done.
two red roses sitting on my coffin, the wind blows, leaving only one
the world i know disappears...like the setting sun.

- Alone

I'm so sorry. Let me die in peace now...

Two plump watermelons

 

[Sheepo]

two shots of hate from a mouth as loud as a gun,
like an assasin ... who does it for fun.
two deafening blows in a war that has just begun,
life gone away...i'm done.
two red roses sitting on my coffin, the wind blows, leaving only one
the world i know disappears...like the setting sun.
AND I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

The way I read it matched the beat perfectly.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Does this really matter?

 

[the cow says moo]

Two plump watermelons

Your mom has two plump watermelons.

/char

 

[Sheepo]

Does this really matter?

Does this question really matter? 0_o

 

[Dekstar]

Believe it or not I am actually TDE's secondary account. When my original 'persona' kinda left I decided to make a new one that carried on the legacy that was the original. Hence my sig and constant references. That way, no one will forget about my original account.

 

[Sheepo]

I made a second account that lasted a few weeks. His name was 'strafe/taco'.

 

[Solaris]

double account = ban

 

[Danimal]

So does he get banned yet?

 

[Kula Meenur]

Does this question really matter? 0_o

I cannot answer this question at an appropriate level, so here is Dr. Gary Busey to formally explain your question.

 

[Sheepo]

I'm going to sleep.

 

[Gemma]

The way I read it matched the beat perfectly.

Omg it does, thats awesome

 

[Jintor]

I'm actually Jintor.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Watermelons are lame.


-o

 

[Baserape>]

If you have not guessed already, I'm the long awaited, much anticpated anti christ.

You Be Dead!

/Pelvic thrusts air.

 

[Zephos]

I am actually WaterMelon34.

I've been here since ****ING 2004!
:hmph:

 

[Lucid]

Alright... I've... I've been pressured into doing this but I guess it's time I finally reveal my true form.
I know this may be a bit of a shock to most of you but, it has to be done.
It's true, the stories you've heard... the rumors... the songs... they're all true.

I am in fact xlucidx.

 

[Dan]

I shot Mr. Burns

 

[Ennui]

So does he get banned yet?

His alt was banned and he received a stern reprimand from The Moderators.

 

[nurizeko]

YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!

 

[Sainku]

I am actually WaterMelon34.

I've been here since ****ING 2004!
:hmph:

Cannot grasp the true form of watermelon34.

 

[YROC]

...then who was phone?

Lulz were had.

 

[lame-o]

His alt was banned and he received a stern reprimand from The Moderators.

It was? D:

 

[lefty]

I'm actually que-ever. No, not really.

 

[Phobie]

Lol'd at WoW joke.

 

[Rizzo]

God your such a nerd.

 

[Phobie]

If you're talking to me, YOU KNOW IT.

If not, **** you!

 

[Reflex]

I like watermelons.

 

[the cow says moo]

I like watermelons.

Your mom likes my watermelons.