I HAVE BEEN CONFONTED

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Alright. Maybe... 5 minutes ago... My dad walked into my room to say how he was leaving for work. He also added a tiny little lecture, which I will be stating. " I don't want to see you goin on that stuff on there with your friends. If your friends tell you to go onto that kinda stuff, don't. You know what I'm talking about. I didnt tell mom, but we're are gonna have a little conversation about this after I get home."

Christ...

Atleast he blamed it on my friends. I've installed google chrome. I am hiding it away in my recycling bin, so nobody besides me can get to it.
Now everytime I am on the computer, I will be watched.
But that still leaves the conversation. I do not know what I will say... If you read my other thread, you will understand what I am talking about.

Edit: Yes, yes. I have spelled confronted wrong. Forgot the R. I was typing this out pretty fast so. Sorry.
 
How old are you?

Give your dad an ultimatum.

Either he lets you look at soft porn or playboys(not sure how old you are) because you have a curiosity in women...

Or he agrees not to blow his top when you go out and have sex with the neighborhood girls because you're forced to exercise your curiosities elsewhere.
 
Tacoeaterguy said:
I am 14.
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Read my edit above.

Though, I'm not sure how wise my advice is giving your dad an ultimatum. lol

Though I think it would be funny to see his reaction, you giving that sort of defense.
 
Your home life is over. Run away and join the circus.
 
sleep with one of your cousins....that'll get his attention! ;)
 
:|


One downfall to the google chrome plan. You DO realize that everything you do on that browser, Google owns. If you made that post on the browser, Google owns it. GOOGLE OWNS YOUR PORN!
 
Don't worry about, you looked at vaginas, he'll understand, you're both men.
 
Make it really awkward for him.

Ask questions such as:

What kind of stuff? In particular what wouldn't you like me to look at? How did you know? Did you look at it? What did you find particularly offensive? Are lesbians OK?

He'll never have a sex chat with you again.
 
just tell your dad you're gay and you're trying to get rid of the gay by looking at porn
 
You know, even Internet Explorer 8 has an "In Private" feature. Does't save cookies, temp files, history, nothing.
 
Blinxx is as good at Bliink at suggesting cunning ways to stop people bothering you.
 
the one thing dads fear most is gay porn. its a sign that your turning down the wrong way in life and not that its a bad thing but most fathers want their kids to grow up normal. just tell him its a completely natural thing to beat your stick to porn and 99% of the male population does it. the other 1% lie about it
 
look at ****ing guy's avatar you noobs
 
Also don't make the situation worse and lie to him.

It should also be noted that when he says "your friends," he's not just talking about your chums from school. He's referring to anyone that encourages you to continue observing pornography. That includes just about everyone on this forum.

So when you say "at least he blames my friends," it's far more true than you think.
 
jet_porkins said:
Also don't make the situation worse and lie to him.

It should also be noted that when he says "your friends," he's not just talking about your chums from school. He's referring to anyone that encourages you to continue observing pornography. That includes just about everyone on this forum.

So when you say "at least he blames my friends," it's far more true than you think.
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But I really think he meens my friends from school... I just had my friend from down the street over, and my other friends. We did not look at porn when they were over, but one of them was black. I think my dad is sorta racist. idk.
 
jet_porkins said:
Also don't make the situation worse and lie to him.

It should also be noted that when he says "your friends," he's not just talking about your chums from school. He's referring to anyone that encourages you to continue observing pornography. That includes just about everyone on this forum.

So when you say "at least he blames my friends," it's far more true than you think.
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lol come on, as if people "encourage people to view porn"

"psst I have some porn right here, you should take a look, it'll change your life, one peek wont kill you, come on do it you know you want to. come are you going to be a faggit and not look?"

"omg run jesus is watching"


"your friends" means this and only this: "MY son wouldnt look at porn/do drugs/commit crimes ... it MUST be his good for nothing friends because my offspring are angelic cherubs that would NEVER do anything wrong ..especially with SATANIC PORNOGRAPHY"
 
If you want to know some good ways to hide any downloaded material, here's the score; rename it to something you would obviously know but is not named in any obvious manner. Put it in some ambiguous directory (not my documents) like some subsection in your windows folder. I didn't have to deal with such parents because they aren't computer savvy in the LEAST. But I know I'd learn quick as shit.
 
Tacoeaterguy said:
But I really think he meens my friends from school... I just had my friend from down the street over, and my other friends. We did not look at porn when they were over, but one of them was black. I think my dad is sorta racist. idk.
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He doesn't know about your internet contact list. Everyone there qualifies under the umbrella of that "friends" comment.

edit: Look, if nothing else, please just listen to your father. Listen to what he has to say first before taking any advice on how to hide your porn from anyone here on this board.
 
I believe it is safe to declare your dad as legally gay for discouraging having interest in naked women.
 
CptStern said:
lol come on, as if people "encourage people to view porn"

"psst I have some porn right here, you should take a look, it'll change your life, one peek wont kill you, come on do it you know you want to. come are you going to be a faggit and not look?"

"omg run jesus is watching"


"your friends" means this and only this: "MY son wouldnt look at porn/do drugs/commit crimes ... it MUST be his good for nothing friends because my offspring are angelic cherubs that would NEVER do anything wrong ..especially with SATANIC PORNOGRAPHY"
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What would you do if you saw one of your kids on porn?

also - https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/6990

very handy. Just hit F9. I couldn't find one for chrome, but you could just do WIN+D.
 
I feel as if I am going to have to masturbate into my dads coffee.... naw.
 
Don't want the boss to catch you surfing the Web on company time? Don't want your teacher, classmates, roommate or significant other to see the Web sites you're viewing? With Panic Button, a single click of a toolbar button will quickly hide all Firefox windows -- bring them back by clicking a button on the Restore Session toolbar. The Panic Button action can also be invoked by pressing F9 (Command+F9 on the Macintosh).
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I'm quite sure the reason, the ONLY reason, Firefox put that in there is for people to delete their porn history. There's just no other reason you need a panic button.
 
Tell your mum you're going to a mates house (if she's in) for HW, and don't cum (I'M WITTY) back till later, until your dad has pretty much forgotten or has decided to leave it due to embarresment.
 
Ask your dad to watch 2girls1cup with you, it'll solve all your problems.
 
Gunner said:
Ask your dad to watch 2girls1cup with you, it'll solve all your problems.
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My brother is like 16, and I dont think he watches porn, but he HAS watched that. He said it was terrible. I also have no intention of watching chicks eat... erm.... and then puke it into eachothers mouths.
 
I walked in on my roommate and his friend watching that.

I was a little. Shocked.
 
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