I HAVE BEEN CONFONTED

[Sheepo]

Do not listen to porkins, he is a nerd. You must smoke marijuana and then burn down your house.

 

[tesher06]

What would of happened if you confronted your dad and asked him why he was looking at porn on your computer?

 

[Robbo]

Is it just me or does it sound like his dad thinks he was sitting around with his friends having a laugh/look at porn on the computer. He probably won't be as 'angry' as he would be if he thought you were sitting there getting you thing off.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Your dad is a twat. Tell him "YEAH I BEAT OFF FOUR TIMES A DAY TO BIG SAGGY MILFS AND ANAL CREAMPIES, WHAT THE **** OF IT AT LEAST I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL F*GGOT."

If that doesn't get him you're lost kid.

 

[Darkside55]

I wanna know how the talk went. WE DEMAND AN UPDATE!

 

[sinkoman]

Uhhh... I'm pretty sure that he voted for Mcain, but my mom voted Obama.

your mom likes thick black cock

/thread

 

[jet_porkins]

I wanna know how the talk went. WE DEMAND AN UPDATE!

Why do I get the impression that he's been grounded from his computer?

Do not listen to porkins, he is a nerd. You must smoke marijuana and then burn down your house.

>:-(

 

[tesher06]

Why do I get the impression, that his dad dragged him into his office for.... you can fill in the rest.

 

[The Monkey]

you can fill in the rest.

That's what she said.

 

[sinkoman]

That's what op said.

fixed

 

[Tyguy]

I'd expect this kind of thing from a mother but your dad should be the one giving you his old playboys...masturbation is healthy and completely normal. Plus, if you do it enough you build up your arm a little, but be sure to switch to the other arm sometimes, just so it evens itself out.

 

[Naph]

My mother acknowledged my internet related fondling, and she thought it was amusing.
I don't know how to feel.

 

[Tyguy]

My mother acknowledged my internet related fondling, and she thought it was amusing.
I don't know how to feel.

amusing like she stared from a distance or amusing like she giggled and installed a camera in your room?

too far tyguy...too far

 

[Krynn72]

She wants to fondle naph's dongle.

 

[Blinxx]

http://xkcd.com/598/

This is the best XKCD ever!

And relevant.

 

[FrostedxB]

I have a feeling that we won't hear from taco again for a loooooong time.

 

[PJ]

http://xkcd.com/598/

This is the best XKCD ever!

And relevant.

I Lol'd.

 

[No Limit]

I have a feeling that we won't here from taco again for a loooooong time.

I bet that his dad looked through his history again and saw this thread.

 

[arch5]

That would be embarrassing.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

I bet that his dad looked through his history again and saw this thread.

Actually I Google chrome EVERYTHING now, and I make incognito windows. I just don't wanna keep bumping this thread haha.

 

[jet_porkins]

^^ So what happened? Tell us every private little detail.

You want to be cool don't you?

 

[delusional]

Plus, if you do it enough you build up your arm a little, but be sure to switch to the other arm sometimes, just so it evens itself out.

That backfired on me, I just ended up using the left hand from then on..... Its weird the other way now.

 

[highlander]

hhahaha dickbar got banned again! yessss!


permaban plox?!

 

[Shakermaker]

I've installed google chrome. I am hiding it away in my recycling bin, so nobody besides me can get to it.

I love the internets.

 

[ríomhaire]

hhahaha dickbar got banned again! yessss!


permaban plox?!

He asked to be banned for a week so he could focus on some exams.

 

[Jintor]

I'm never going to understand why people feel they need to actually be banned from this place to study

I mean I'm hopelessly addicted to HL2.net but I still feel capable of desperate last minute study

If I'm going to dick around anyway I may as well dick around here

 

[Kyorisu]

I mean I'm hopelessly addicted to HL2.net but I still feel capable of desperate last minute study

Last minute study is the only kind of study I'm capable of unless I have nothing to do or have someone yelling at me.

 

[Sheepo]

^That